Invisible Pink Unicorn
Our one and only god is an Invisible Pink Unicorn. Our "God" is Pink AND Invisible at the same time; ALL the time. Main proof - it's on Facebook.
I have very strong evidence proving that I.P.U DOES exist. It is very obvious but because of the fact that our higher power is in fact invisible, no one can prove he does not exist. Therefore the only logical explination is that he in fact DOES exist. Even though his only 2 charactaristics are being invisible and being pink, which yes is very inconsistant and contradictory. Long live Invisible Pink Unicorn.