Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind

Accio Butterbeer Cupcakes! It’s almost Halloween and since I hate scary movies I think a Harry Potter marathon is in order (of the Phoenix)! I’m more excited about it this year because I just got back from London where I did so much cool Harry Potter stuff! Grab your wands and whip up a batch of these Butterbeer Cupcakes! The muggles in your house will thank you.🧁 🎃👻

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That one time I made a murder cake for a Halloween and all my true crime dreams came true...What are you making for Halloween?! Tell me everything! You can get this recipe in my cookbook under Spooky Halloween Cake. A lot of thought went into that recipe name as I’m sure you can tell.

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This amazing picture of my Pumpkin Bread taken by the ever-so talented showed up in my Facebook memories yesterday and I was like, “Why haven’t I shared this beautiful picture before?!” and then immediately thought, “and why haven’t I made my Pumpkin Bread yet?!” It’s pumpkin bread season people! Get the recipe through my profile 🔗 and get your pumpkin on!
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Lazy Sundays are my absolute favorite guilty pleasure...but I also want to make a cake, which is being a serious buzz kill to my lazy Sunday plans. What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?! Is it making me a cake? 😂 This cake recipe is in my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’ if you’re so inclined.
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Happy Anniversary to my favorite person!Two years ago we had a private ceremony on an empty beach in the Caribbean. I ugly cried during our vows even though I swore I wouldn’t. Then we island hopped on a catamaran with friends for 10 days. We hiked and drank piña coladas in St. Barts, had lunch at reggae singer Bankie Banx’s bar in Anguilla, got lost in St. Martin while trying to find an ATM, but then found a swanky piano bar and drank dirty martinis. It was the best time ever and I knew that we were going to have such a great life together. I feel so lucky to have found someone who makes me laugh everyday, who tickles me on the couch while we’re watching tv, and still opens my car door for me 9 years later, buys me flowers for no reason, cooks me dinner most nights, tells me I’m pretty just because, stops snoring when I elbow him, watches music videos with me and then makes me dance with him in the living room when a love song comes on, supports me in everything I do, and truly makes me the best version of myself. The anniversary gift for year two is cotton, so maybe I’ll give him back his sweatpants I stole when we first started dating...then again, maybe not. 😂
📷: Cameron Hyman

Who’s ready for fireworks?! And cupcakes! 🧁 These Red, White, And Blueberry cupcakes are , , , and would make you everyone’s favorite person at the BBQ when you show up with these in hand! This recipe is so easy, just throw all the ingredients in a food processor and boom, you’re done. Find this recipe on page 264 of my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’. Have a happy and safe 4th of July everyone!

This Friday is ! I’m telling you this today and not on Friday for two reasons: 1. So you can make your donut plans now. Failing to plan, is planning to fail and we can’t have that where donuts are concerned! 🍩 2. I will probably be too busy eating donuts on Friday to remember to post this. 🤷‍♀️ Get tons of donut recipes in my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’ [🔗 in profile] If you are in and looking for a pre-made gluten-free donut option, checkout Sidecar Doughnuts & Coffee they are the best!

Hey what’s up you guys! I wanted to take a quick second to introduce the person behind the cupcake 🧁 that’s me! Over-User of exclamation points, Podcast enthusiast, Brunch advocate, Jesus freak, and True Crime couch detective. Here are 5 more random Fun Facts about me!

• I can only watch scary movies through my fingers. If a preview for a scary movie comes on TV, I pretend to be looking at something on my phone until it’s over. 🙈
• I prefer to eat dessert before dinner. I mean, we all know it’s the best part of any meal! 🍰
• Sometimes I choose the ugly colors at the nail salon because no one ever picks them and I don’t want their feelings to be hurt. 💅🏼
• I have an unhealthy obsession with throw pillows and throw blankets. My husband says I’m not allowed to buy any more. 🤷‍♀️
• My love languages are Frye boots, Carbs, and Harry Potter. 👢🍩⚡️
📷: Petula Pea Photography
I’d love to hear 5 random Fun-Facts about you in the comments!

This recipe is near and dear to my heart because it’s one for the kids! Being a kid isn’t complete without cereal and Saturday Morning cartoons, but not every child is so lucky to be able to have that amazing Saturday morning combination that I look back so fondly on. There are lots of children out there who watch cartoons from a hospital bed, if they are well enough to even watch them at all.

This is why I’m so very excited to bring you this recipe! I had the opportunity to make these for you because General Mills and Costco are teaming up with Children's Miracle Network Hospitals to support children in need at my local Rady Children's Hospital-San Diego hospital here in San Diego! Giving back is really important to me, so being able to buy a cereal I grew up with as a kid, make a fun recipe for you, and in the process help children in need, is a cause I wholeheartedly support.

Read more info on this cause in the blog post and get the recipe for these Lucky Charms Marshmallow Treats!


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In case you missed it the recipe for these Cinnamon Roll Cupcakes is live on the blog! A few weeks ago I opened up my Instagram stories to let you guys decide the next cupcake flavor. It was like the Oreo contest, but with zero prize money. 😂🤷‍♀️ Thanks to everyone who submitted responses, we’re all winners now that we have these cupcakes! 🧁 They were made using Happy Egg eggs! These eggs make the perfect Easter decor too because of their unique coloring!!🐣

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When life gives you Happy Egg eggs, you make cupcakes! Get the all-new recipe for Cinnamon Roll Cupcakes featuring these beauties over on the blog! Grab a carton near you!
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Guess what’s coming to the blog tomorrow! Cinnamon Roll Cupcakes! These are so easy to whip together, insanely delicious, and would be perfect for Easter! 🐣I can’t wait to share this recipe with you!

Voted World’s Best Chocolate Cupcake by my tastebuds! 🧁 I *almost* bought a gluten-free boxed version yesterday and immediately slapped myself across the face and said, “You already have the recipe for the best Chocolate Cupcakes in your cookbook!” 😂🙈🤷‍♀️ You can find these beauties on page 226 of ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’ so you don’t have to slap yourself across the face while having a conversation with yourself in the middle of Target.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind turns 6 years old today! 😱 Can you believe it?! Let’s bake some cookies to celebrate and let the chocolate eating commence! 🤗🍫Get this recipe for these Brownie Heart Cookies below.

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Well would ya look at that...Valentines Day is already next week! How did that happen? I think me and the hubs are just gonna pull a Lily and Marshall and watch Predator. 🤷‍♀️ What are you doing?! Tell me all of your Valentines Day traditions and then go make these Chocolate Dipped Heart Rice Krispies Treats! ✨Spoiler Alert: They are made with Browned Butter! And you know I think all the answers to the universe lie in Browned Butter!

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The de-Santafication process has begun. I’m taking down the Christmas tree today.😩😞 🎄I’ve put it off for as long as I can and now I want to eat my feelings in the form of chocolate or cheesecake or chocolate cheesecake 🤔Yep, that’s it. Get the recipe for this , , Chocolate Dream Cheesecake on the blog!

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I’m going ice skating tonight at the beach! San Diego in December is magical! You know what else is magical? Peppermint Mocha Cupcakes. ‘Tis the season to grab this recipe, it’s soooo good!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Copycat Cranberry Bliss Bars that are . Hey that actually rhymed! What are your favorite Holiday recipes to make?! I’m currently having an existential crisis deciding which recipe to make first. So many recipes, so little time!🙈🙊😂

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So I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Thanksgiving is this week. Food glorious food time, which means I’m eating ALL the things! Who’s with me? I thought you might be. Looking for a most excellent pie? Look no further than my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind! This recipe has 2 secret ingredients that will blow your mind...or your tastebuds...or tastebuds mind? Look I’m tired from making all the food.

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These Pumpkin Spice Latte Cupcakes are coming soon to the blog! I can’t wait to share these with you! Well the recipe I mean, because I’m not sharing one of these cupcakes with anyone. 💁‍♀️🙅‍♀️
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Fall is in the air! And so is Pumpkin Spice everything! 🎃 I’m on my way to the store to get ingredients to make my Pumpkin Bread, it’s the best! I’m going to be turning these into cupcakes this week so stay tuned!

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I firmly believe that everyone needs a fabulous Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe, they are like the Little Black Dress of the culinary world. The recipe for these Chocolate Chip Cookies is finally up on the blog!

http://cleaneatingwithadirtymind.com/2018/09/03/keto-chocolate-chip-cookies/

Summer is trying to be over so hard right now. Show Summer who’s the boss (hint: it’s not Tony Danza) and make these Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches!! There might not be anything more summer than these!
You can get the recipe here:
http://paleomg.com/guest-post-chocolate-chip-cookie-ice-cream-sandwiches/

Look, if and are doing S’mores Bars this weekend, then we’re doing S’mores Bars this weekend. Get this version on page 108 of my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’! Ps. Second shooter is , she made this recipe and I’m obsessed with her picture, way better than the one in the book!

The weather is starting to heat up and you know what that means...ice cream time! 🍦Get the recipe for this Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice Cream and stay cool! 😎

http://cleaneatingwithadirtymind.com/2017/05/01/chocolate-fudge-brownie-ice-cream/

One of mankind’s greatest achievements is the S’more. Or more appropriately I should say ‘womankind’ because of course a woman was behind this! 😂🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️Fun fact: The first known published recipe for S’mores was written by a Girl Scout in 1927! Get the recipe for these next level S’mores Jars here:
http://cleaneatingwithadirtymind.com/2016/06/08/smores-jars/

My Death by Chocolate cake has been entered into a contest with Honeyville! Would you mind taking a second to vote for it?! Just scroll down and click the little heart ♥️. Thank you!
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Milk and cookies. 🍪 I love you always and forever. 💞Get the recipe for these easy to make Chocolate Fudge Cookies on page 280 of ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’!

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As much as I love chocolate cake, I still think yellow cake with chocolate frosting might just be my favorite! Get the recipe for this Classic Yellow Cake on page 206 of my cookbook ‘Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind’. What’s your favorite cake?! 🍰
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