Kainuk ALL STARS FC

December tournament fixtures

Day 1 morning..

ALL STARS VS ALUTA
Day 1 evening....
ELEVEN BROTHERS VS 14 GHANAS

Day 2 morning....
HOME SPEARS VS TAQWA
Day 2 evening...
PEACE MOVERS VS ACHIEVERS

Day 3 morning....
LOYA ROVERS VS BLACK BENCHERS

Day 3 morning mark the end of knockout stage

Hbd maji ya mchele
Continue to score more goals....
🔥🔥🔥🔥

Football ⚽ players let's swallow our pride and thank God for our talents ...

It cost no money

Thank You God For the Talent 🙏❤️⚽

Imagine this😭❤

You wake up in the morning🌝, take a quick shower🛀eat your best breakfast🍝get into your latest car🔥whatever brand it is , take your soccer boots and drive to your training grounds😌when you arrive you greet your teammates , coaches ,technical stuff members and you kit🇿🇦you start enjoying now , then you start to sing you enjoy your train and work hard.🔥⚽😪

The next day is Friday, you pack your things⌚💰🎒💼meet your teammates at the clubhouse and you travel✈ to some other hotel🔥preparimg for Saturday's match against a big team😊🎉🔥.

Saturday🌄you wakeup make an ice bath🛀😌prepare for the match , you go to the stadium🎒❤😎wearing your tracksuits😌❤🔥and you kit😶only to find out that you didnt make the starting line up📰💔then the game starts😔you watch , they lead your team by 2-0 in the last 34mins😶⌚your coach says you must warm up🔥by that time youre a little bit nervous😶💔, before you enter I'm the field of play then your coach says " boy get in there , play your football and enjoy" then boom when you get in there you assit with 2 goals and you score 1🔥😭then your team wins 3-2😩after the game fans starts singing your name👏😀you get exited😇your agent tells you that 7 big teams in the world want to sign📝with you🔥which are "Bayern , Barcelona , Real Madrid , PSG , Juventus , Liverpool and Manchester United" 😭

Yes and it will happen😭👏❤⚽

I don't want beer 🍺🔞❌I just want to play football⚽😢

Dear Football Players ⚽ :

When u get to the professional Level 🔥... U will earn Money 💵... I wish when u get to the professional level First fix your home situation 🏡..... Yeah I know they don't give u support on playing football ⚽😢 💔
But It's fine help them..... Don't buy Fancy cars trying to impress ur friends 😔......
Rather invest that money 💵 get a financial adviser ☺.... Football is a short term career 😔.... Who knows maybe u will get injured and never get a chance to play again 😔..... Then what u will go back to square one 😢....

Go to school 😔...
Be educated
Invest 💵
Goodnight family

📌⚽️:My Soccer Boots Don't Have That Terrifying Smell Anymore

Do You Wanna Know Why?😿
I Haven't Wear Them For A Month💔😿
I Miss The Football Pitch⚽️🥅🏟
I Miss My Jersey Number #7💔😭
It Has Been Months Without Stepping On A Football Pitch💔🥅

Life Without Football😭💔

Sadio Mane : "If a Best Player of all time, makes time just to watch you play, then you are doing something good. Yhea, it's true Lionel Messi did talk to me after our Champions League Match at Anfield. He called me aside at the tunnel, he first tried to greet me in English but it got difficult and ended up speaking in Spanish. According to his body language i could see he was expressing something very important. He then hugged me and left. Yes, am aware He did vote for me for the final round of Ballon d'or as klopp also told me. He wanted me there with him and Cristiano Ronaldo at final Ballon d'or Ceremony because He strongly believes in Me. I just wish I fully understood Spanish because there was a lot he said to me that I didn't understand properly, He is the best in the World even our Manager [klopp] goes crazy about Lionel Messi. When Mo salah scores a curve with his left foot in training , Klopp will applaud him and say "that is the Lionel Messi I want to see in you Mo". Football goes with votes these days, you look at a photo and say, no i don't like you I will vote for this one not you. It's no longer about the facts "

Some of us don't care about alcohol , we just want to play football😭❤️⚽🙏

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn't taller dan
him, so that is 1 - 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
Girl: You never give up do you?
Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
Girl: Don't even try it I will just block you
Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I'll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

S*x In Football Version.⚽

1. Going to your boy friend without being invited =
(Off-The post)🏁

2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal scorer). 😜

3. Dating a girl today and have s*x on that same day =
(Direct free kick).☺

4. Condom = (goal keeper).😊

5. Condom breaks =
(Foul)., 😫

6. A guy who talk bad about his ex after s*x =
(Baloteli).😏

7. Abortion = (red card).😏

8. A man with lots of energy = (Captain)😂

9. Having s*x without a condom = (own goal). 😪

10. Taking a lot of time to "cum" = (Man of the match).

11. A girl crying during s*x = (yellow card)..👎

12. A Girl Getting Pregnant Its a (goal)! 👅

13. sleeping After Just 2 minutes of s*x its( In and out sub) .💣

14 . A man who impregnates a woman is an ( Active Strikers) . 😂

15 . Being caught while having s*x ( An off-side) 😱

16 . A girl changing her mind After agreeing to visit ( Match postponed) .😂

17 . Having S*x with three different ladies same day ( Hatrick) 🎩🎩🎩

18 Having S*x with Your Ex ( Return match) 😋.

19 Having s*x with a woman/man already having a child is called ( Goal Aggregate ).☺

20 . Having s*x with your Bestfriend is ( Friendly Match ). 😅

If I die💔 on the football ⚽ field 🏟
Box 😭me up and send me home 🏡

Put my jersey 👕on my chest 😢
And tell my mom😞 I did my best 😥

Tell my dad😕 not to bow 🙇
He'll never get tension😖 from me now 💔

Tell my bro 🤴study perfectly👌🏽
Keys of my bike 🚲 will be his permanently♾

Tell my sister👸 don't be upset 🙄
Her bro😔 will not rise after this sunset 🌇

Tell my love 😍 not to cry 😭

Coz I'm a FOOTBALLER ⚽BORN 🥅TO DIE☠️

Being a footballer ⚽️🏃‍♂️ is not easy🙌🏾... You need to be mentally and emotionally strong💪🏾💔. You must always be prepared to be criticized regardless of your performance 🏃‍♂️or the hard work you give🙌🏾. Sometimes your effort is not recognised 😣they just go unnoticed 🙌🏾. That is very painful... Just imagine leaving your hood🏠 your home 🏠your friends👬your family👪👭 your loved ones💑 behind to go start a new life somewhere with strangers⚽️🏃‍♂️ just because you love the game😴... you get there and things don't work out for you the way you expected them to🙏🏾. Then your performance drops and you start believing that you not good enough just because nobody believes in you 😴😭. Mentally you become disturbed and you have to fight internal battles alone... you try by al means to impress whenever you get your chance⚽️🏃‍♂️ but still your efforts just go unnoticed... but never stop doing good just because someone doesn't give you credit🙌🏾😭. If you know that you always give 110% ✔️ it matters not who claps👏🏾... Pick yourself up and continue to grind young Lion🦁🦁. You are stronger than the critics. Keep it in mind that football has it's own way of showing the truth 😒🤫. You can't cheat it...

Be strong and courageous 🙌🏾 things will fall into place😎. You are a star💥🌟. Remember stars 🌟can't shine without darkness🌟🙌🏾... Keep on believing. Your season will come🙌🏾. Remember the bible says in Romans 8:18 " The pain you've been feeling can not be compared to the Joy that's coming "... Don't quit! Don't throw a towel😒😣 This game is cruel we all know😣. Too much of criticism, politics and favouritism 😴 but the day God remembers you and reward your hardwork and your efforts

Team all stars

Name : Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
Known As : Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7)
Born : 05 February 1985
Age : 35years
Occupation: Professional Athlete
Career : Professional Footballer
Club : Serie A Tim Calcio
Nationality : Portugal (Portuguese)
Current Club : FC Juventus Turin
Ex Clubs : Sporting Lisbon , Manchester United and Real Madrid

Career Stats :
🎽1001 Career Games
⚽725 Career Goals
🅰292 Career Assists
🏆32 Career Titles
🔱56 Career Hatricks
🔱5 BallonD'OR
🔱3 Fifa The Best Awards
🔱5 World Footballer of The Year
🔱PFA Player of The Year (08/09)
🔱PFA Players Player of the year (08/09)
🔱Premier League Rookie Of The Year
🔱Premier League Young POTY
🔱Premier League POTY
🏆1 Premier League Golden Ball
🏆5 Uefa Champions Leagues
🏆4 European Golden Shoes
🏆3 LaLiga Pichichis
🏆6Time Uefa Champions League Top scorer
🏆5 Uefa Player of the year
🏆3 LaLiga POTY
🏆Serie A POTY
🏆Serie A Rookie of the Year
🔱UNL Team of The Tournament
🔱UNL Top Scorer
🏆1Uefa Nations League Title
🏆1Uefa Euros 2016

Stats by clubs :
Sporting Lisbon:
🎽31 Games (25 Leagues Games)
⚽5 Goals
🅰6 Assists

Manchester United FC
💸Joined for : £11m (2004 - 2009)
🎽292 Appearances (178 PL Games)
⚽118 Goals (86 Premier League Goals)
🅰88 Assists

Real Madrid C.F
💸Joined for : £80m
🎽438 Appearances (292 LaLiga)
⚽450 Goals (311LaLiga Goals )
🅰166Assists

FC Juventus Turin
💸Joined for : £112m
🎽81 Appearances (59 Serie A )
⚽53 Goals (43 Serie A Goals)
🅰13 Assists

Seleccio dé Portugal National Team
Debuted in 2004
🎽159 Caps / ( Games )
⚽99 International Goals
🅰32 Assists

Match preparation

Who can relate?

KNOW YOUR PLAYERS

NAME: GIDEON KOSPIR
POSITION: GOALKEEPER
SHIRT NUMBER: 1
STYLE OF PLAY: SWEEPER KEEPER

Regarded as one of the best goalkeepers in the Division.
Gideon was scouted by Ezekiel Erait who immediately signed him.
He made up his way through the youth ranks before getting a nod at the first Team last season.
Gideon is known in particular for his outstanding reflexes, agility, and shot-stopping ability between the posts, as well as his penchant for saving the ball with his feet, which enable him to produce acrobatic dives and spectacular saves
Gideon is highly regarded for his speed when rushing off his line in one on one situations, which also enables him to function as a sweeper-keeper. In addition to his goalkeeping abilities, He possesses excellent ball control, vision, and distribution with either foot, which enables him to start attacking plays from the back.

Did you know
Gideon has only Conceded one penalty goal,in his Career.

KNOW YOUR PLAYERS

NAME: ABEDNEGO EKALE
POSITION: CENTRAL MIDFIELDER
SHIRT NUMBER:8
STYLE OF PLAY: BOX TO BOX MIDFIELDER

Nego came through the youth academy.He made his first-team debut aged 16.He began playing regularly during 2018 and remained in the team until now. He was an integral part of the Allstars sides that won the back to back league trophies contributing to the rich history of the club.

Nego originally started as a defensive midfielder, but his balance, ball control and agility in close spaces, allied with his skill and flair on the ball, saw him make progress as an attacking midfielder. Beyond his raw talent that was spotted at a young age by fellow players and the coach. it was his great versatility, work ethic and inventiveness that allowed him to stake a claim on a first-team place at the age of 18.
He made his name as a player in central midfield alongside Clement Lobeker.He is also a Dead ball specialist boasting with some of the best freekick goals ever scored.His long range shoots Make him threat even outside the Box.

Did you know
Nego is the Most Carded Midfielder in Allstars.

We respect our legends

The football rivarly
All stars / kainuk peacemovers...

This is the real duel of the dates
The battle between two worthy opponents
The clash against two powerhouses🙀🙀🙀

It's a match that bring football fans together, sometimes they call it a friendly rivarly.

It's a match that will determine who will get a lion share in market grocery...

It's a match that will guarantee you to see beautiful girl's cheering, dancing and mocking weak hearted players who play to impress the fans...

It's a match that you will get to see the best of calif(baba prince),messi (evans),the famous ronix,the undisputed nahodha,dero(maji ya Michele market darling),the list is endless🤗🤗🤗🤗

It's a match that has made the ageless ronix not to retire due to the match popularity, intense and difficulty.😅😅😅

It's a match that has turned friends into enemies,crush into girlfriend,heartbreaks, family against each other and more so increasing gangster points.

It's a match that has made other teams inferior😅😅😅

For this rivalry,I love football,I love the game and most importantly I respect both teams ...

Long live the rivalry long live all Stars 💋💋long live peacemovers 💋💋

Long live lobokat champions and long live the most decorated team 😘😘

Our team
Which art eleven
Hallowed be thy game
Our match be won
Their score be none
On turf as we score at least seven
Give us today no daily red … card
And forgive us our lost passes
As we forgive those
Who lose passes against us
Lead us not into retaliation
And deliver us from penalties
For three is the kick off
The power and scorer
For ever and ever
Full time

Very soon we are going to announce new signings... stay tuned💯💯💯

Football

Form is temporary but class is permanent..🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
All stars🔥

Soldiers

VAR checking....it's a penalty

Champions

All stars till we die...