Mass/Comm/Dip/Ksu

DP Roughers.....

Its awesome day....

Its all about Mass CoMm.

Am still in the school and some keep saying... Where is Da-Joe

how sure we are that the exam is going to be on 15th of this month...........hmmmmmmm.... God help Us all

Finally, Kogi State University just went on indefinite strik... The staffs and the entire school management says during the meeting that they will not resume until they are paid or settled.... So bored.

Da-Joe

VaL!...... VaL!!...... VaL!!!.

Wishing You all a LoVely day ahead.

Check this out.

Husband and wife were
arguing about man and
woman,,,who is greater. These
are there conversations.

Wife: men are the head but
women are the neck, without
the neck, the head cannot stand,
men where created out of dust
but women were created out of
flesh. and flesh is stronger than
the dust. also... Anythig man
do.......woman can do it better.
And in the life of any successful
man there must be a woman.

Husband: a woman is not
complete without a man
because you cannot spell
"woman" without "man". You
cannot spell "she" without "he".
Nor "mrs" without "mr" Nor
"madam" without "adam". and
why is it that we say "Amen" in
the church instead of "A
women".
So which won... The Husband or the
wife. Who won.??
I beg no pasha....oooo

Da-Joe

God will surely grant our heart dsire this year toward our studies and our life time...... IJN

[[LVU.blue]] Da-Jo£ [[LVU.Red]]

Do i really have a school friends?

Of cause not::: just some course'Mate.

Those arround me ain't care about my feeling.... Lolz....

Guys what about you, do you have a school friends?

Da Joe wrote a new note: YOUNG PEOPLE,
ENJOY YOUR YOUTH. Be HAPPY WHILE YOU
ARE STILL YOUNG, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO
DO, AND FOL...
Now that you live use the great
opportunity you have while you are still
young..because time is c0ming when you
will say that i d0n't enj0y life...that is when
the light of the sun,the m0on and the stars
will grow deem for you and the rain clouds
will never pass away...then your arms that
have protected,will tremble and y0ur
leg,now str0ng, will grow weak....y0ur
teeth will too few to chew y0ur fo0d...and
y0ur eyes too deem to see clearly...y0ur ear
will be deaf to the n0ise of the street, y0u
will bearly be able to hear the mill as it
grimes or music as it plays..but even the
s0ng of a bird will wake y0u fr0m sleep,
y0u will be afraid of high places, and
walking will be dangerous....y0ur hair will
turn white, y0u will hardly be able to drag
y0ur self al0ng....and all desire would have
g0ne..we are going to our finall resting
place and then there will be mourning in
the streets...

AKPOS: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I'm fine.
AKPOS: Will you be free this
weekend? Can you come to my
house?
GIRL: I'm so sorry I can't make it
because I will be attending my
aunty's wedding and the next day
I'll be busy, I'm so I guess I'm
occupied.
AKPOS: Ooh ok, was just planning
to take you out for shopping,
surprise you with an iPhone 5,
then buy you a new dress and the
brazilian hair you've been asking
for...
GIRL: I will be coming and may
even spend the whole weekend
there if you want my love.
AKPOS: What about the wedding?
GIRL: which wedding, I was
joking...
AKPOS: Really? Me too ooo...
GIRL: thunder fire you idiot

£

1. The whitest man on earth still have black
shadow..
2. No mechanic can repair breaking news..
3. No matter how tall you are, you can
never see
tomorrow.
4. Even if you have millions of cars, you still
have
to walk to your bedroom.
5. You being the best swimmer doesn't
make you
a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never
carry a
Mansion.
7.The smartest Assassin on earth can never
kill
Water.
8. No matter how smart a police is, he can
never
catch the air ...
9. No matter how mighty a man is, he can
never
be as wise as King Solomon...
10. Going to Church or Mosque doesn't
make you
a good Christian or Muslim.
So therefor .....No matter how powerful and
dreadful EBOLA is, WE won't be infected
with all
our family and friends in jesus
name ....Amen

A wise man stood in front of a large
audience and cracked a very funny joke
everybody laughed like crazy. After
sometime, he cracked the same joke again;
this time, less people laughed. He cracked
the same joke again and again until
everyone got tired of it and started
wondering what he was doing. When he
saw that there was no more laughter in
the crowd, he smiled and said:"You can't
laugh at the same joke again and again
but why do you keep crying over the same
thing over and over again? Never let a bad
day make you feel like you have a bad life.
Just because today is painful doesn’t mean
tomorrow won’t be great. And just
because
you failed today doesn't mean you wont
succeed tomorrow!
I pray for success in everything you do by
God grace
Can I hear a loud Amen?.

Da-JoE..................

Now
Time
For
School:

MaTes You Are All Welcome To Second SeMesTer.

Success............ Da-Joe.

Join me in celebration. & to praise God For adding a year to my year.

Who am I that GOD is so mightful of.

He shew me His mercy & promoted my years....
In all i say Glory be to GOD.

[[Lvu.Blue]] HaPPy BIRTHDAY Da-JoE [[LVU.Red]]

NOTE:

Exam is approaching make sure you read hard.

Success is our possion.

As we Pray for ''A'' God will grant us our heart desire.

Da-Joe

[[lVU.Red]] Da-Joe

[[LVU.Blue]] Da-Joe

Conversation between GOD & DEVIL
DEVIL: This is totally my facebook.
GOD: Why are you so sure?
DEVIL: Because many people use facebook
for
things that saddens you and pleases me.
GOD: You may have children in your hand,
but
I have my kids, using Facebook as a way to
evangelize and communicate among
themselves without pleasing you or
saddening me.
DEVIL: whAt's your evidence?
GOD: It's easy, my kids will comment and
share to all friends ..."Glory to God"
DEVIL: I doubt it! They will read and ignore.
GOD: My children, we will once again
embarrass"Satan "make a chain and show
the devil that Facebook is not his, but a
communication tool of my people! To
evangelize and interact without grieving
me!.
DEVIL: I accept the challenge! this holds.
(GOD) : comment"GLORY TO GOD"and
share!!
(Devil): read only and ignore

NOTE:

lectures Today 25/6/2014,.

CSCo11: InTro-To-Computer . 10am-12pm

Media History science. 12-2pm

GSTo13: Citizenship Education. science. 4pm-6pm.

dropping it here like its hot ........ Dont miss
trying it leggoo...... Da-Joe
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NOTE:

lectures Tomorrow 25/6/2014,.

CSCo11: InTro-To-Computer . 10am-12pm

Media History science. 12-2pm

GSTo13: Citizenship Education. science. 4pm-6pm.

dropping it here like its hot ........ Dont miss
trying it leggoo...... Da-Joe
[[indiaflag]]

[[pakistanflag]]

[[angrybirds]]

[[hi]]

[[airtel]]

[[vodafone]]

[[idea]]

[[Gmail]]

[[Google]]

[[Yahoo]]

[[Facebook]]

ABDULRAHAMAN JOSEPH. aka Da-Joe

[[whatsapp]]

[[Skype]]

[[Gtalk]]

[[Opera]]

[[Mozilla]]

[[Nokia]]

[[HTC]]

[[Qmobile]]

[[Sony]]

[[Apple]]

Any Hand That Type 'AMEN' before
11:59pm. . . . . . . . .. 12. . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. 11. .↑. . .1. . . . . .. . . .10. . . . .|.. . . . .2. . . .. . .9. . . . . .. °→→ ....3. . ... . . ..8. . . . . . . . . . . .4. . . . . . . . . . .7. . .6 . . .5. . . . . . . . .
You will receive unlimited blessings this
week, it shall be a week of favour.
may God bless every hand that types
Amen!!!!

Da-Joe [[LVU.Blue]]

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NoTe:

no lecture this morning.

So lecture for the day is going to take place by 2-4pm...

2pm Science.

4pm of law. Thanks

ABDULRAHAMAN JOSEPH.

Thanks Be To GOD. :)

What a wonderful & PRESENTATION DAY. :*

[[LVU.Blue]] ABDULRAHAMAN JOSEPH aka [[f9.Kiss]]

[[F9.gift]] AGWU EMMANUEL aka

[[f9.laugh]] EMMANUEL O. SAMUEL aka

[[f9.party]] ABDULAZEEZ

[[f9.inlove]] Gebriel Angel

[[f9.pizza]] Mary

[[f9.heart]] Sister CHRISTIANA.

& many others whom am unable to mention.

We all have a great presentation today. Have a peaceful rest. Thanks

Thanks Be To GOD. :)

What a wonderful & PRESENTATION DAY. :*

[[LVU.Blue]] ABDULRAHAMAN JOSEPH aka [[f9.Kiss]]

[[F9.gift]] AGWU EMMANUEL aka

[[f9.laugh]] EMMANUEL O. SAMUEL aka

[[f9.party]] ABDULAZEEZ

[[f9.love]] Gebriel Angel

[[f9.pizza]] Mary

[[f9.heart]] Sister CHRISTIANA.

& many others whom am unable to mention.

We all have a great presentation today. Have a peaceful rest. Thanks

NOTE:

SPEECH PRESENTATION continue tomorrow by 2pm.

of social science.

For those who are involve make sure you get ready.

God will see every1 through. Thanks.



Da-Jo€ [[LVU.Blue]]

guys sorry for the late information.

No fixed lecture for today.

We have GSTo13 by 4pm science.

NoTe:
PUBLIC-RELATION will take place of Law by 2pm tomorrow which is thursday. But i don't no if the SPEECH PRESENTATION will take place tomorrow.. But i advice those who will present next to get ready by tomorrow. Thanks. aKa Da_Joe

Note: there is no lecture tomorrow. The man who is to take us on CSC traveled. So stay calm & read while u have tomorrow as free day. Thanks

according to the course Rep... Isaiah... Lecture is 9am tomorrow.... Advertising...... Media History.... And speech communication..... Dont miss any.