Sporadic Sports Rants
Quick, caffeinated sports takes on everything from the biggest games to the best fantasy team names.
10/09/2017
Gotta love the humility and sportsmanship shown in this clip...
11/06/2017
Pittsburgh officials have solved the fish throwing problems at the rink...
06/05/2017
Well, the ZO2 logo is better than at least 1 other logo...and that's probably it.
They look nothing alike, haha.
Ohio State WR Coach Accuses Big Baller Brand of Stealing Logo for Lonzo Ball
06/05/2017
He may have the most transparent ego in sports...yet he thinks we're all stupid. He knows he was showboating. Showing up both Ibaka and the Raptors. But he cares way too much about his image to admit it. You think he would have done this if they were losing? In Toronto? Against the Warriors? No. No. No.
LeBron Says He Tried To 'Bait' Ibaka By Spinning Ball Before 3
05/05/2017
This. This is it.
Damian Lillard Leads Blazers in Donating Playoff Bonus Money to Team Staff
That ref has some good core strength and agility to not go down with him!
Good example of leverage here, kids...
25/04/2017
His agent needs a raise! 😂
Lmao
Credit: Andrew Luck
24/04/2017
Mascots cleanin' up the garbage.
WATCH: Jazz Bear lays out Clippers fan for messing with a kid during on-court contest
Ok, this is hilarious. Also, kind of ironic that Russ doesn't want a Russ-only mentality, but doesn't let his teammate answer the question that was directed toward him and takes the spotlight with an aggressive answer. Dominating all phases 😂
He went nowhere...and fooled no one...
This is really really dumb...fo real.
Awesome awesomeness!
...L
24/03/2017
Aww boo hoo. You better say you're sorry! 😢
Molina wants apology from Jones over WBC jab Puerto Rico's Yadier Molina wants U.S. outfielder Adam Jones to apologize to Puerto Rico for saying the team was planning a postgame party in San Juan before the WBC championship was even played.
Unbelievable...
10/03/2017
If the Browns don't even want you as their QB...you might want to just take the money and hang up the cleats, Brock.
Browns trying to trade Brock Osweiler, could be eyeing Jimmy Garoppolo deal And they could also just dump Osweiler if nothing happens
09/03/2017
Oh, no, Timmy. 🤦♂️
Red Sox pitcher Rick Porcello thought Tim Tebow was a ball boy Tim Tebow's outing with the big-league club on Wednesday didn't go so well
Unforgettable experience
05/03/2017
We always knew snoop was a smart man...
WATCH: Snoop Recognized John Ross' Combine-Record Speed Long Ago
😂😂😂👏
18/02/2017
I wonder how the ref justified this one. What rule did he break?
High school baller T'd up for dancing dribble moves - ESPN Video Kent County High School senior Tyshawn Johnson incorporates smooth dance moves into his ballhandling and earns a technical foul for his efforts.
18/02/2017
Wait..........what?????? 🤦♂️
Kyrie Irving says the Earth is undeniably flat: 'This is not even a conspiracy theory' Despite evidence, err, facts, that say otherwise, Kyrie Irving thinks the Earth is flat
17/02/2017
"You still want my bat?"
"No."
😂
WATCH: Greg Maddux pranks Kris Bryant during BP with his arsenal of pitches "Sound guy's got a good curve ball, what is this?"
Does he do anything other than dunk??? WHO CARES?!?!
12/02/2017
Reading the headline, we think we're going to see another ridiculous travel that goes uncalled for the sake of points and highlights..........not this time..... 😮
Giannis Antetokounmpo took one dribble from half court and dunked No human should be able to do this, legally.
05/02/2017
04/02/2017
SMH 🤦♂️
WATCH: Hard to believe, but Duke's Grayson Allen whistled for tripping again Grayson Allen tripped another player in the Blue Devils game against Pitt
31/01/2017
I think LeBron might have figured out who he's going to trade next.....
30/01/2017
One of the greatest personalities in the sports world. So glad he retired early, so we can enjoy his hilarity.
WATCH: Marshawn Lynch is on the road talking Super Bowl in Houston ... Scotland? The former Seahawks star went to Scotland ahead of Super Bowl LI
30/01/2017
Apparently, the NHL wanted to make their all-star game look more like an NBA regular season game. Maybe they needed to boost ratings. The similarities are stunning:
1. Endless amounts of fast breaks
2. Very little defense
3. Entirely meaningless outcome
28/01/2017
Dude got beat up by a padded chair.
Thunder's Enes Kanter punches chair, reportedly out 6-8 weeks with forearm fracture Big man leaves win over Dallas, but his fit of rage has serious consequences