Mad Mylo

The hardest post ever (page admin) After a short illness at the end of last week the national treasure known as mad mylo has left us and gone to meet his sisters and other friends at rainbow bridge, to say we are devastated is an understatement. The years have passed so quickly with this boy and after over 9 years with us he is off playing at rottie heaven. Some of you have followed this special little man from the start and what a following he has and for that we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. In time the page may change to a memory page, as there are probably so many stories to tell and pictures to post,

Its my Forever day!

chicken for tea.. and dad says the vet has a special treat for me as well... wonder what that could be?

Power nap after a weekend with unkie Bruce

Toasty warm

After an afternoon of being awesome I am now pooped. Had loads of fusses a veritable plethora of biscuits and made some new friends. Time for a snooze

I appear to be being forced fed biscuits. There also seems to be some sort of comedy hat involved...

So itchybumitus update.

Thanks to the wonders of drugs my arse is no longer on fire. I could, however, eat a scabby cow should one be left lying about. The steroids and antibiotics kicked in about 48 hours after dads trickery with the cheese and the various sores etc have dried up and are now much less itchy.

so now mum and dad have breathed a sigh of relief I have decided to limp a bit just to keep them on their toes.

My Itchybumitus has returned with a vengeance. my paws are also sore. Went to see the nice people at Hoylake Veterinary Surgery who have swabbed me taken blood and for some weird reason got me to wee into a tube (whatever floats your boat i guess...).

got tablets which normally sort things out but need to try to find out why my arse feels like mr tickle has moved in.

On our way to introducing jana to a pupachino. She approved

Mylos Christmas Message 2022

Firstly an apology. I normally do this on Christmas Day but a combination of dad being lazy, far too much food and my nap taking longer than expected means you are getting this today.

So then 2022 – not as s**t as 2021 and 2020 kind of sums things up for most of us in the UK. Obviously if you are in Ukraine its been quite a bit more s**t and for those struggling with the cost of living crisis its different s**t. But whatever s**t it is that you have been dealing with I hope you have managed to get your s**t together and have beaten the s**t out of it.

On a personal level this year has been an OK one. I have a loving family and plenty of food and cuddles. My itchybumitus seems to be under control and I have been able to play with my friends a lot. Others have not had it so good tbh. My Sis Bella was diagnosed with a nasty osteosarcoma in her front leg. Losing the leg does not seem to have bothered her in the slightest fortunately – she told me she didn’t really like that leg much anyhow. It means the fox thought it didn’t need to worry too much about being chased anymore. This is something it learnt rapidly was quite an incorrect assumption to make – she is now 2.5 Kg lighter and apparently faster… She is doing really well so far and is being as much of an arse as she was beforehand.

On a more global theatre the world seems to have taken a s**tload of acid and gone on a really weird trip. Lets start with Ukraine. WTAF? I sometimes wonder how humans think themselves as “the most intelligent species” when they regularly demonstrate that they are as thick as Thicky McThickface winner of the annual “Who is the thickest” contest 9 years on the trot. Have a word with yourselves eh?

Bit closer to home is the cost of living thing. When people who work full time in the UK have to go to foodbanks then something has gone very wrong. What makes this worse is that at the same time companies that are causing some of the hardship by increasing energy prices are posting record profits. What’s is even worse than that is that the Government seems to be enabling this by giving money to people only so they then give that money straight to the companies concerned thus further increasing the profits... So the Government is basically subsidising the fuel companies using taxpayers money. Whatever happened to looking out for your “subjects”. Oooh I am getting all wound up now.. hang on will go have another snausage and calm down a bit before carrying on.

R**t where was I? oh yeah getting all political… hang on .. OK dad I will leave the politics to others …

So leaving the politics aside …at times like this its the family you choose that will look out for each other. That’s what mates do. Take my BFF Jana. She comes round every Christmas and helps us wade though all the food that’s “left over” For some reason dad always buys enough to feed every person we know for about a month so the extra mouth is welcome. Even Bella and I would struggle. This time of year is hard on some. Its an emotional period and things will sometimes get on top of people. If a mate is struggling don’t let them struggle alone – or you are not really much of a mate. Check in on any wrinkly or ill relatives, make sure they are keeping warm and have enough food in. Be a real mate not a virtual one. Do nice things and hopefully you will influence others to do nice things. If everyone did this then things would be less s**t.

My quote for this year is "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom"… be wise and nice.

Christmas table ready for tomorrow

When people ask why it is that dad cooks and not mum...

So I amthinking about my Christmas message. Its going to be hard this year as so much has happened.

I haz a radioactive sister.

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So you know bella had a leg chopped because she had cancer? Well it's not slowed her down at all. If anything she is bouncer than before and she used to be as bouncy as tiger with a spring up his botty on a trampoline.

Sooooo… apparently my newest nickname is “fart master 2000”

Anyone got a light?

Thank you Kath Webb for the huge bag of treasures

I feel like pooh. Got temperature and CBA eating my brekkie. Going to see Uncie Rob this afternoon.

8 years ago i started on a new journey ... its been ok i guess. needs moar nachos... just sayin...

Uncie Bruce Miller said he's looking for a home for this woofer ..

I was going to do an April fools about me giving up Nachos but with all the other stuff going on in the world dad might have believed it and I cant risk it.

Me and my dad.