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The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support 😆😆😆😆

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Here is a little secret - most of us have all been there! {If not, then you are one of a very few}. Yes…at some point in our lives we have fallen out with a loved over a matter, most of the time, trivial.

I have been in bed and turned my back, holding onto this grudge. I want to be understood, I want my grievance to be forgiven, I want to be vindicated. I want…

Well it’s not about ‘I want’ - or, whatever it is in your case - ‘You want’

It’s about feeding your ego above your relationship. Forgiveness, acceptance and moving on are far more important.

This image by Alexander Milov captures the condition. If this reaches you, and you are holding onto something that is causing you to have your back to a loved one (metaphorically); look inside and see, does that inner child of you really want to be going through this?

I am not on about people who take advantage of you and are better not in your life, but people you care for. Where some issue has got in the way and you don’t know how to get past it.

Consider getting over it and allowing that connection again, to be playful, present and in the moment. If you don’t know how to - look at this free course on acceptance - it teaches you about what is acceptance and how to be in the moment. (Link is in the first comment).

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Relationships can be hard, and whilst not all of the time for all, we all have moments where we are challenged.

In all of the years that we had run Effort Free events and sold our courses; relationships was one of the biggest reasons people attended the workshops and went through the training course. People who were single and felt unattractive. People who were in relationships but were struggling with intimacy. People who had troubles in the family. A whole host of reasons.

One of the things tacked was the phrase 'relationships can be hard'; this is a limiting belief. We easily put this on ourselves and our circumstances, often based on past experiences, failures, hurts or challenges.

It's a common belief and one that is easy to shift, with the right training and support. Change doesn't have to be hard, even though we think anything of real value in life must be hard work. No, not always. Subtle mind shifts, getting the right perspective and other techniques can turn 'relationships are hard' to 'relationships are fun, loving and easy'.

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The next day I felt wonderful. I can’t believe how often my daughter smiles now, she gives me hugs that she rarely did before, and she says she loves me on her own. I have felt so open to her which I found spilled over to nearly everyone around me. I feel such a connection to people that my fears (shyness, ignorance, etc) are gone.

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She just returned from a trip and we talked about all sorts of things including this method. I can’t believe how much love I feel for her. I am so grateful to have this System and to be able to experience this with my mom. She is just showering me with love that I’ve never known before

The system isn't magic but it can help magical things happen. If you follow the process by replacing limiting beliefs, doing the CAP (Complete Acceptance Process) and going through the SCULPT process, you can start to get results almost immediately.

With Diane, she started to see results the day after she got the course. At the workshops, people, in front of our very eyes, got immediate results.

I remember working with Paul at one of the workshops. He is a professional cameraman (video work) and was struggling with self belief, he kept doubting himself. (Sometimes people go through things very similar with the Imposter Syndrome). He had amazing breakthroughs of acceptance in who he is. His limiting beliefs and negative emotions surrounding those past beliefs just melted away as he followed the process.

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