AFL Strings Go Ping
Appreciation Society to honour all the athletes who have pinged a hamstring.
MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE. We got a Boxing Day doozy for us on the biggest day of the year. Bavuma is Bavumgone. Put that string in a BOX Temba, see you next year.
PING ALERT - No Moore Bending it like Beckham - HUGE clutch of the left hammy. Season dangling by a shoeSTRING.
Budwa??? More like PINGWA. The great Essendon antagoniser has blown the string in potentially his last game in Melbourne. What a career. Over and out Bud 🫡
He had the ball on a string, now BUCKS has done the string. Stay retired fella. Gg FIGJAM
Izak Rankping. Big time clutch of the left hammy. See you later crom boy
(shout-out to loyal fan Tom Siposs for messaging in)
DELAY ALERT - DOUBLE DOWN PING-A-LING!! Walshy and Shuey no good. 2 birds one stone for the thumbs.
Will also address the rumours, yes quads are not hamstrings. We know our anatomy down here. We don’t care what you think though xx
RIDLEYS QUAD GOES BYE BYE.
Goodness gracious the Pelican Melican has pinged that hammy, no gobbling of the footy for Meli Peli for the rest of the night.
DEBUT PING ALERT - in eerily similar fashion to ASGP Hall of Famer Nick Larkey, Jack (Jacob) Bauer has pinged his string 4 minutes into his debut game. GG Jack, 24 hours of heaven and hell.
Shorty Daniels' comeback tour cut short, review complete, confirmed PING. GG short man
Eduardo Richards with a textbook clutch of the right string, emotion not able to be contained in the rooms, GG carrot top
AFL Pings go String HOF alert - Hurnia PING, done another one (DJ Khaled) at Optus, he’s gonna be on hold for a while. GG old guy.
LDU with what looks like a severe ping for the LDRoos.
Gg Luke, rest easy my friend.
Bit of numerology down in Hobart after 1 quarter - Port lead x 1 point, Hornet 1 x possession, Darcy Tucker 1 x PING
Trelord with an ice cold PING in the nation's capital, all too familiar. Gg AT.
AMARTEY-PARTEY OVA. HIGH STRING, TICKLING BUTTOCK.
NON AFL RELATED BUT JOE BURNS defs PINGED JUST THEN
GINNY WEASLEY PING.
🚨🚨HISTORY ALERT🚨🚨
Josh Kennedy might have just become the first player in history to ping a string and get reported in the same play. WOW.
VANDERPING gulp xx
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AZZA HALL HUGE CLUTCH / PING GONE FOR DAY wow
PHIL DAVIS WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE
JOSH WALKER DOWN.