Because the Earth is getting warmer and s**t... The Earth ain't looking too pretty these days. I mean, let's face it here. Yes. The time has come to say EFF.
We got all this s**t going on: pesticides all up in our food, Marlboro in our air, lovely sewage in our water, spicy tuna getting overfished left and right, the ozone just getting owned, greenhouse gases making everything all hot and steamy, and shale oil fracking coming out of left field all of a sudden. There's simply no more time to be all cute and cuddly about the environment. It's time to ruf
fle some feathers, to rub those greedy oil-spilling companies the wrong way, to bitch slap those pollution-loving bastards. PLASTIC. EffPlastic is a green lifestyle brand that ain't afraid to be on the right side of history. And that's why we decided to bust a move with our flagship line of reusable shopping bags: Do**he Bags. By buying and using them, you're joining the EffPlastic movement and saying EFF YOU to the leading cause of environmental bad stuff: plastic. So don't be a do**he bag and buy a Do**he Bag. After all, the Earth is getting warmer and s**t...
