Nelson Mandela's Ghostly Podcastings

Have you considered changing your poo?

Are you familiar with the process by which it can be exchanged, and with whom?

Do you consider spiced jalapeño pretzel pieces to be an acceptable trade for your faeces?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you should listen to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS!

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Have you ever woken in the middle of the night and seen a creature lurking in the shadows of your bedroom?

Did you call out and say something like, “Is anybody there!?” as if the creature would answer you?

If it did answer you, did it then offer you a pre-prepared Luke warm cheese toastie (made with the cheese from rat’s milk) and, whilst you ate it nervously, slowly caress your face with its scaly hand?

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Have you ever wondered what wisdom and wit would sound like if Nelson Mandela could podcast from beyond the grave?

Well, now you can find out! Join us for a hilarious and enlightening journey as the former President of South Africa shares his ghostly adventures and whimsical musings on the afterlife, politics, and everything in between!

Each episode is packed with laughter, unexpected guests, and Nelson’s unique perspective on the world today.

Whether he’s discussing the trials of the living or sharing ghostly anecdotes from history, you’re in for a treat that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking!

✨ Catch the laughs and insights wherever you listen to podcasts!✨

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What would you do if you found a recording device secreted inside a hidden compartment within your home?

What if you returned home from a business trip to Montreal to find that your spouse had been replaced by a replicant; Who greeted you with a wide horrifying smile?

What if you woke to find that your legs had been transformed; No longer flesh and bone, but gingerbread instead?

In all of these scenarios, and many more, you would be well served by listening to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS!

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Has a squirrel ever stolen your nuts?

Did you seek REVENGE?

Are you now consumed by the insatiable lust for vengeance?

MORE VENGEANCE!

The only cure is to immediately stop the killing, and listen to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS!

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Have you been contemplating growing a moustache?

BE SPECIFIC… What type of moustache are we talking about?

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT MOUSTACHES?

WHY WONT YOU LET ME LEAVE!?

If you are being held against your will but have access to a smartphone, and a reliable internet connection, please consider listening to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS whilst you wait for rescue…

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Are you curious about the delectable recipes of the orient?

Have you begun illegal research into the human genome?

Has a rat ever threatened you with a sharp stick?

If the answer to any of these seemingly unrelated questions is yes, then please consider listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings!

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Have you ever encountered a whisp?

Are you at immediate risk of becoming a centaur?

Have you, or would you like to be compared to ham?

If the answer to any of these unrelated questions is yes, then please consider listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings today!

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Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings is now on Patreon!

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Are you a handsome traveller preparing for your morning commute?

Do you find yourself bereft of responsibility between the hours of 8 and 3?

Has a crustacean ever snipped of several fingers on one or both of your hands whilst you were admiring a passing yacht, causing blood to gush out at an alarming rate?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then please consider listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings!

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It’s good to be back! Thanks to all our lovely listeners who’ve already checked out Episode 26 - The Pancake Massacre…

If you haven’t yet heard NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTS PODCASTINGS you can listen now wherever you listen to podcasts!

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NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS EPISODE 26 will be released TOMORROW!

Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings Episode 26 will be released in 2 DAYS!

Hello my friends! We will be releasing our next episode in three days!

NELSON is very excited to share the next episode of his adventure with you! Episode 26 coming soon!

After an embarrassingly long hiatus, we’ll soon be releasing our next episode! Stay tuned!

Are you chasing a dream?

Is that same dream chasing you?

You cannot run. You cannot hide. It is hunting you. Mercilessly. Without cessation. You cannot escape… It is coming…

While you run, you should listen to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS!

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Do you long for the sweet caress of the warm sun?

Do you howl longingly at the moon?

Have you been injured in an accident that wasn’t your fault?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you should listen to NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS!

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Are you becoming increasingly afraid of the simple passage of time?

Has your timepiece begun to whisper dark secrets to you in moments of quiet?

Do you know now what you must do?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, please consider listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings!

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Are you becoming suspicious of your neighbours?

Have you found evidence to suggest the presence of Gnomes in or about your person?

Do you consider yourself to be familiar with the local legislation pertaining to fruits and vegetables?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, please consider listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings!

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NELSON MANDELA’S GHOSTLY PODCASTINGS is available wherever you listen to podcasts!

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The former President of South Africa brings you a podcast from beyond the grave…

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2024… wow. So that makes Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings 7 this year? Happy birthday to us! We’re about to reach the astronomical milestone of “Episode 26”, so watch this space!

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Happy New year to you!

Make listening to Nelson Mandela’s Ghostly Podcastings your #1 New Year’s resolution!

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