All Girls Arson Club

This time last week, little ol' agac were homeward bound for Sheffield with packed lunch in hand. As we grow older, we are struck down by more and more illness post-rocking out. Seven days and many grams of decongestants later, here are some cute photos we took at our show last week.

Big huge massive props and thanks to the amazing and who blew the collective socks off Kelham Island and left them for fish food int River Don. Invest now!!!

Big shout out to for stepping in as the most premium sound engineer two little guys could ask for.

Final thanks to for having us and delivering on the chonions and cazcabel.

We had the best time!!! Thank u to everyone who came down and played out with us!! It mean a lot.

Love u,
agac
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Much like our dance moves, we are cutting it fast and loose, baby! But there’s no time like the present, so we need you to not only look at these words but also read them.

THIS SATURDAY your favourite amateurs All Girls Arson Club are bringing their schtick back home to SHEFFIELD, alongside two of the most premium Manchester-based artistes.

FREE ENTRY ● ALDER BAR SHEFFIELD ● 11/11/2023 ● 7PM


Oyster - music for nighttime vacay cruising around a European city after a couple of glasses of vino and a funny cigarette that you bought off a man in the park.

FFO: Pavement, Karate, Built to Spill

Phia Sky  - music for updating your geocities page to in the crack of sunlight between Saturday night and Sunday morning, when you are somehow both your most sexy and most gross.

FFO: Yeji, KK Slider, Grimes before Elon Musk

All Girls Arson Club – that’s us !!! Music for picking up change to, in the pit and on the street and mostly on the bus when you’ve left your bag open and now, you’re picking up your packed lunch and shrapnel from between people’s feet.

FFO: All Girls Arson Club

Come down and enjoy that FREE ENTRY and have a little bop around, soak up some CULTURE and maybe enjoy a nice time? We know y’all love Alder and love to waste the days away chowing down on chonion sarnies, so be there or BE SQUARE istg. FREE LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN THE DESIRABLE KELHAM ISLAND. Come down! It’s 11/11 so them vibes are gonna be LIT. The portal will be OPEN !

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Hello everyone this is Alice speaking from planet agac, just landed back from our day trip in London (see slide 2) and have contracted COVID. Yes, you heard that right, we have COVID. It's doing the rounds y'all. Because of this we are unfortunately not going to be able to play the sick swinging legend show on Thursday at the peer hat with my fat pony and autocamper, but you all definitely have to go anyway because it will be effing amazing. COVID and fomo at the same time? In the same year?????? You know what they say... yolo. Genuinely gutted to be sick during this time of cool show. Beep beep get testing! Thots and prayers 💔

Shows ! Shows ! Shows ! Come one, come all ! We've been practicing ! London ! Manchester ! No one mention the HS2 !

These are just a handful of songs that we have written but not recorded (plus a bonus cover), which we have used as an opportunity to cut our teeth on mixing and that. As per usual, they are on bandcamp for FREE (pay as you feel). Hope u enjoy our offerings and keep your eyes pickled for upcoming releases (we don't have any yet). Does anyone know what gating is? Does anyone know how to put on Spotify for cheap? Love u!!!!!! # # # # # # LINK IN BIO

Asset alert ! Upcoming gigs ahead ! More dropping soon ! Ticket links in bio ! Wee woo wee woo wee woo !

Happy hump day ! We are playing a big fun bank holiday Sunday nite show this weekend woowoowoo! Get urself down to to catch us alongside .builder then stick around for djs and dancing And miscellaneous hedonism and debauchery maybe? I assume! And then real soon we gonna drop some tunes i promise I promise it is in a folder titled MASTERS currently so very close but also

We are playing a gig tomorrow and we haven't done any promo !!! So so sorry !!! Who knew going to work and trying to eat hot meal every day was so exhausting??? Is anyone else tired all of the time??? Is it home time yet??? Have we transcended this physical fleshy form yet???

There's a big bank holiday hullabaloo going on tomorrow in Withington tomorrow. Please give yours thanks to x x !!!

We gonna be opening up the festivities at local hip spot for cool kids, Cafe Blah! Slide 2 got them set times, loads of cool and good stuff happening and bands playing and bank holiday and wahoo Sunday etc etc

Sorry we didn't do much promo but isn't it all so much all of the time ???? We gonna rock out the show though love you bye # #

We are playing a show on Thursday April 20th at supporting .arkin ! Hey, thats one of our names ! Hit up that link in bio and use discount code AR5ON to get cheapy tickets for a FIVER ! Wheeeew!!

PS thank u so much 2 everyone who came down to the show. It was extremely radical and most gnarly and also totally tubular.

PS the agac hard drive broke but hopefully the computer man got our back and we will have actual new music soon eheheheheh hohoho link in bio link in bio cheap tickets !!! 420 420 !!!

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We are playing a show on Thursday April 20th at supporting .arkin ! Hey, thats one of our names ! Hit up that link in bio and use discount code AR5ON to get cheapy tickets for a FIVER ! Wheeeew!!

PS thank u so much 2 everyone who came down to the show. It was extremely radical and most gnarly and also totally tubular.

PS the agac hard drive broke but hopefully the computer man got our back and we will have actual new music soon eheheheheh hohoho link in bio link in bio cheap tickets !!!

Here's one from the agac archives ! It's been a stinker of a Monday but get down this Thursday for big rock show at deaf institute and its new vibes in there or sumthin! Bad bi***es club 2.0 cumin thru hawt courtesy of !!! and .wav and lil ole agac. Get ur advance tickets now so u don't have to faff around on night. Hehe hoho love u # # link in bio link in bio. We actually gonna watch Prince of Egypt on Wednesday night so set should be pretty pious and thoughtful but also super lit and not at all mid

Bad bi***es ONLY !!! Clap your weary peepers on this effin' line up. Hit that link in bio for cheap early bird tickets NOW to do ur bit to support women, trans and non binary musicians. As a bonus you get to see this absolutely delicious line up feat scouse legends and the ever radical .wav big fu**in night alert wee wow wee wow wee wow. Thanks, !!!!

This is what real punk looks like

Alexa, play take back by green day

Playing this show in the new year with and courtesy of .wrrrld !! Get ya cheapy tickets in advance NOW (link in bio). Gna be a RIOT hahaha get it????

Jan 24th at Peer Hat!!

Sorry to everyone that we have offended with our pure, unadulterated charisma. We promise to have no fun and definitely not laugh ever moving forward.

Catch us being serious on SATURDAY 17TH SEPTEMBER aka THIS SATURDAY !

We will be hitting up the skate jam at 16:00 and then heading back to Manchester to debut at with later that evening post watershed.

Get stoic, stay humble

You never regret the things you did, only the things you didn't. Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened. Never let them know you're next move. Rise and grind.

This is what PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS look like. Should we survive the heatwave you can catch agac dicking about live on stage in September.

Where you ask? Manchester of course! This is where we live.

We be playing on Sept 11th and on Sept 17th. Tag yaself in the comments am sorry its so hot and I'm at work right now and I just haven't got it in me sorry # # # # # #

Hot thanks yeah thanks so hot come show we put emotional.labour into going outside and also writing songs thanks cheers yeah tha ks

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Hot weekend info for tru punks only !!!! Swipe thru if u dare !!! Get that slam dancing dumbstruck down to this weekend cos it gonna get rowdy and raucous and maybe a bit cute but don't tell the punks that !! Also ARTS AND CRAFTS hells ye. Do what is right and come play out with us and rebel against stinky boring mainstream society ptooie!!! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

We had a really really fun time at Tramlines!! Thank u so much to everyone that came and saw a show, mad props to the legends that came to several. We are knackered! Bouta honk shoo honk shoo really hard for realsies.

Catch us soon at for big fun weekend with all these lot

Love you love you love you zzzzz 😴

Ever seen Dangerous Liaisons? We have because we're adults # #

Wahoooo! Rock and roll!!!! ONE DAY , THREE SHOWS ! Why party all weekend when you can just do one day and be in bed for the rest of it????

Come thru to Tramlines whether u on that wristband ting or that fringe s**t FRIDAY 22ND JULY aka ALL GIRLS ARSON CLUB LINES

Starting with official business over at The Library stage.

Then we'll pop over to for the sweet line up courtesy of .

Finishing the night off wraith a bang at via

It's gonna be MEGA. We have aged a lot since we were just two little cowpoke sweating our way around the city but we still cute # # # # # # # #

We sold out immediately, we're Tramlines official! We did it! Catch us alongside legends such as and 🤑💰💸💷🎸

Thanks London for the food poisoning and the laughs # # # # #

Look ma, no hands! AGAC gonna be making our London debut courtesy of on May 20th! We'll be playing the very cool with . Come see these two northern babies play big city London for the first time and listen to us talk extensively about how expensive everything is and the notable lack of gravy 🎸 ticket link in bio! It's bloody FREE

Thanks to everyone who came down to see us this weekend ! Big fun weekend !!! Loads of laughs !!! We've got some fun coming up next week in Manchester at . Local legends putting on a variety cabaret that is gonna blow ya minds with its line up on Thursday and then we will return on Saturday for .mcr for the Safespot Wythenshawe fundraiser. Wotcha!

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Get smart and get these dates in your diary! Spring time transpennine Easter extravaganza basically babes! Every agac gig you go to can be exchanged in your local scene for valuable, valuable street cred.

🌱 April 15th we gonna be hitting up in our ends. Good good good Friday with and 🌱

🌼 April 17th we make our debut ! An important rite of passage , us lucky duckies get to debut alongside the likes of .delights and 🌼

🥠 Finishing off April, we'll be at our favourite watering hole courtesy of .mcr ! Big bloody vibes to ensue cos we playing with and . All proceeds going to Safespot Wythenshawe 🥠

Lets be having yer!

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Get smart and write these dates down in ya diary. Spring time transpennine Easter extravaganza basically babes 🐥 Every agac gig you go can be exchanged in your local scene for valuable, valuable street cred.

🌱 April 15th we are hitting up in our ends! Good good good Friday with and 🌱

🌼 April 17th we are making our debut! An important rite of passage for any Sheffield band. The lucky ducks we are, we get to debut alongside .delights and 🌼

🥠 Finishing off April, we'll been in our favourite watering hole courtesy of .mcr! Big bloody vibes to ensue cos we playing w and 🥠

Check it!

happy frog friday to all u cutie pies out there !!! we got loads of gigs coming up next month, promise we'll do some promo at some point # # 👼

Jamesy lad, we're playing a show on the 1st of march at castle hotel with and .band ... Ticket link in bio, free zine on entry ? Can't say bloody no to that

Happy Valentines Day! Our new EP, love you miss you bye bye, is out on our bandcamp NOW for free! 5 songs all about love, from us to you. Hope you like it!!! We made it all by ourselves! Whether your valentine is your bestie, your mom, your favourite youtuber or just yourself, may your day be full of L O V E 💘💘💘💘 shout outs to and of course, to our basement away from home

Comment down below when u see it 🦴😲😳🥺💞🙏🤩♥️🎈

Theydies and Germs, just a heads up that neither of us uare on Facebook so sorry if you've been trying to get in touch with us via FB!! Hit us up on Instagram or email us on [email protected] as we very rarely check on here! We both been working our day jobs real hard so sometimes take a while reply, don't be scared to give us a bump. We doing some sexy February things so check www.linktr.ee/agac666 for those CHEAP NOT ON THE DOOR PRICES. Might drop some tunes soon promise, we saving up those pennies to afford some studio time so if ur a sugar daddy who wants to give us money put that in the subject # # Awoooooooooo!! Deuces!

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You know the drill, link in bion4 tickets. Sexy days coming in Feb. Help us get paid, help us get laid. Scraaaa!!! 💘

Please don't go into lockdown 🤞🤞🤞

Happy holidays everyone ! Hope that you have a calm and pleasant day, wherever u are and whatever Ur plans are. Agac will be curled up like little hibernating mice with our tails between our little paws like honk shoo honk shoo. You get it. Love u all ! See u in the new year for 2022 and being bonkers # # kiss kiss kiss kiss # #

Roight, get manifesting that we aren't entering Year 3 of Covid cos we have got some simply sensual and soul-shakingly sexy shows coming up in February.
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Courtesy of , you can catch us Feb 4th at our fave spot for a Heiney Blue and a Stowy press
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Then we be over at on t'other side of peaks with the pancake flipping legend,, !!!
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And for gods sake, lads. Give yer head a wobble and get jabbed !!!

And if I told you we were 21..... would you believe me ? 🔎

Sadly we have had to pull out of the this Saturday at Fuel due to The Man running train on us. Still get yer sen down cos it's sure to be a good'un. In the mean time if you need us, there's a link in bio to last years Christmas comp if u need some festive agac content. Otherwise guess we'll be at work 🤢