Mr Stinkie Pop Pickles
Hi, I'm Mr Stinkie Pop Pickles. People call me Stinkie. I love lounging around, long walks in the driveway and killing things.
Yes, it's that time of year again where the fear of my claws is whispered and songs and tales of warning are sung about my satan claws. Of course you know why the fat man's suit is red 🐾
Happy Monday 🐾 How absurd
I look like such an angelic hippy ☮️ Perfect camouflage for murder 🐾🔪🐾
It is good to remember that I see everything 🐾
It's always fun making my hoomans bleed 🐾
Hey there all you pawsome scratching bags. Haven't checked in for awhile, been busy killing and sleeping. Don't you wish your paw had a curve like mine 🐾
Even though my soul is black I have a halo! See!... And from here on the roof I pass my judgement where you all have no secrets! I like to keep my claws sharp for all occasions. Can I show you!? 🐾
Just stretchn'. Nah, really! Otherwise you'd be bleeding 🐾
I had a great day stalking gardeners, sunbaking, lurking and drawing blood. Spring is good but daylight saving cuts into my hunting time. 🐾
I tried laying an egg yesterday 🥚 Such a stupid idea. I can't even throw them at humans 🐾
Just when I find the perfect place to kick back and relax and not get bothered by anyone I end up in the middle of a photoshoot! What the @ #$%!!