Curse Mark

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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04/05/2023

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!

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28/04/2023

Damn😲, LEGENDARY TYPE SHXT

Dear Alcohol hit 50 MILLION STREAMS on Spotify. Our quickest EVER! Thank you. This song started as a poem 6 years ago and manifested into a song that has now impacted MILLIONS all over the world! It was made FOR THE PEOPLE and has been SPREAD by THE PEOPLE. This is truly LEGENDARY! Now it’s time to make an IMPACT with “To Be A Man”…let’s keep sharing. Love you all!

28/04/2023

Whoever Says
‘Money Can’t Buy Happiness’
Is A Fool 😤 … Money Can Surely Buy Happiness😅 … Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile…😇💘

28/04/2023

(Boyfriend opens the main door, and he tired or sad. And his girlfriend notice him)

GIRLFRIEND: Bvbe, how was your day 😻
BOYFRIEND: Eish, baby I cheated.😔
GIRLFRIEND: Damn you!😤 I hate you and let me tell you too☹️ that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother!
BOYFRIEND: What?!😕
GIRLFRIEND: Yea, you heard me right😇
BOYFRIEND: I meant on my test you bitch!!😤
GIRLFRIEND: Ohh😰🤕

25/04/2023

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are. The first guy says "I'll find out " and puts his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says "We're just over Paris "How do you know " ask the others "Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower. "Later on the second guy tries and says "We just flew over London " "How? " asks the others "Well I've just felt the top of Big Ben "Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out the plane, and says to the others "We have just flown over Glasgow. "How do you know that? " comes the reply. "Because some bastard has just stolen my watch "

15/04/2023

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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11/04/2023

Thah Tow - SHOW TIME Stream SHOW TIME, an album by Thah Tow. Release Date: April 7, 2023.

31/03/2023

Curious Questions

I'll give R100 to anyone who can answer at least any 3 of this questions below...

[1] Can one cry under water?

[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?

[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?

[4] Why is a house called building when it is already built?

[5] When they say that dog food is new and improved, who tasted it?

[6] If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

[7] Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?

[8] I love you is not a question, why does it require an answer?

31/03/2023

I'm Finished

The real meaning of I'm finished is when at night you lock the door to kill a snake and then electricity goes off...

31/03/2023

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!

31/03/2023

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

31/03/2023

Word Test

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is du***ss cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

I know you will share the joke. Right😜

31/03/2023

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her
* cuddle her
* kiss her
* caress her
* love her
* stroke her
* tease her
* comfort her
* protect her
* hug her
* hold her
* spend money on her
* wine & dine her
* buy things for her
* listen to her
* care for her
* stand by her
* support her
* go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

* Show up naked.
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30/03/2023

A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesnt drink or gamble?"
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30/03/2023

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"
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30/03/2023

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. "Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun." They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I dont live around here."
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30/03/2023

TOPIC FOR TODAY::

- ALCOHOL

30/03/2023

Guys
I'm back 😱

14/02/2023

Life is quite amazing, don't you think so🤕
I mean it's quite strange in many ways
In order to have a balanced life
We gotta be happy, sad, & sometimes angry

I thought loving someone was all nice and stuff
Like I could be happy everyday if I get loved too
Buh when I look back in my so called relationships.
The sad days are more than the happy days

In order to love a person, you gotta love yourself first
I realized that, after someone left with my soul😔
Left me broken into so many pieces 💔
Where I couldn't even recognize myself 😭

25/12/2022

Reply - Iyaz ❤‍🔥🫀 🔐🔥

25/12/2022

Ali Gatie - it's you 🤍🔐

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