Mphela Home Appliance Repair
Washing Machine Repair , Mixed-Tapes & Memories #Introvert my life my rules�207 DJKIA
Mphela Home Appliance Repair
specializes with: Any home appliance,electronics or furniture repair,,DSTV malfunction and Signals alliance at an affordable price! We got special agency's that can assist at any place around Ga-Mphahlele and ZB
10% off when fixing any old washing machine that you've lost hope in working again 6 months tops not working,,Offer valid until 28-01-2024 T&C's Apply
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A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? P***s, condom, bra or va**na friend?
Do u know that the p***s is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1,Helenpearl says: If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touches her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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He smoked a 3 pounds joint to prove that it was for own consumption A neighbor from the town of Cadiz, Spain, rolled up and smoked a 3 pounds joint of w**d that was found in a police control, with the purpose of proving to the agents that the drug was for own consumption. Indeed, the sergeant who was in charge of the operation tells us that "when we...
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W**d × Strawberry😋
Biology student has been denounced for crossing a w**d plant with strawberries A 24-year-old student in the Faculty of Biology in University of Miami has been brought to the authorities after exhibiting a crossbreeding of two plant species between strawberry and ma*****na in his practical class. He has been fanatic of this plant for a long time. Also he says he hasn't consumed...
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Shamell Bell said it best
"It is impossible to be unarmed, When our Blackness is the weapon that they fear."
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Nobody else!
All you motherf**kers get out my business!
"Perhaps i was blind to the facts, Stabbed in the back..
i couldn't trust my own homies,
just a bunch of dirty rats.
Will i succeed?
Paranoid from the w**d❤"