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Loko ulava ku jola na mina hileyi Form

Name:__________________
Surname:_______________
ID No.:__________________
D.O.B.:__________________
Age:____________________
Residential Address:__________________________________________________________________________________
Height:______________
Complexion:________________
Criminal record:_______________
Favorite bible verse:_____________
Favorite newspaper:____________
Favorite underwear:_____________
Attach 3 months bank statement

In 80 words explain why do you want to be my partner:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration:
I__________of village hereby swear that I'll never cheat on you.I'll remain loyal, respectful, honest and caring to you till death do us apart. I also promise to unbest all my male/female besties. I'll never talk to my male/female colleagues except for a work issue.
Sworn on______day of______2022

Applicant's signature:___________
Parents' signature:______________ ________________
Witness 1 signature:____________
Witness 2 signature:____________
Pastor's signature:______________
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