Telnet Computer Rentals

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Please see below CCTV system with remote viewing on your phone or tablet

1 x Hikvision 8 Channel DVR/NVR 4-ch Line crossing,
Includes 2Tb surveillance hard drive

1 x 10 amp Hikvision fused power supply unit

8 x Hikvision Full Colour night 1080 HD Bullet cameras

8 x Network points including cable, trunking, tips boots, baylins and
everything required for a neat installation 850 / point

1 hrs labour for setup and
configuration DVR and phones R 850.00 inc vat per month

Rental is quoted over 36 months at 0% escalation

We upgraded a clients cameras today to night view cameras, the top is now and the bottom is last night, we can retrofit your existing system, we only need to replace the cameras.

Telnet Computer Rentals Telnet Computer Rentals specializes in the long term and daily rental of IT and electronic hardware