Shortstraw
If dad jokes were songs... Shortstraw are a band from Joburg. They make music. Music that sounds like someone blowing on a cup of tea that's too hot.
Music that sounds like a pot of bolognese bubbling in the background. That sounds like a a 56k modem dialling up. Like two pages of a magazine that are stuck together pulling apart. Music that sounds like a belly flop from a great height. Now doesn't that sound nice?
we have some shows coming up that we are very excited about.
21 jan - kirstenbosch with our long lost pals al bairre. this is very exciting, please come.
27 jan - marks park also with al bairre and special bonus matthew mole too. there will be embracing, please come.
3 feb - that '70s boosh. yes a proper real life boosh just like the good old days, except this time it will be better because it's also a that '70s show, which means the tazers will be there and also it will be better organised than a typical boosh. please come.
alright good. there are other shows too, but let's just focus on these ones for now. link in bio for tickets. and by link in bio i mean google.
hugs and kisses.
what a bloody honour to be nominated for a sama along with some of the finest folks in the industry. special shoutout to jambo at High Seas Studios for being the brains behind turning crappy voice notes into an album.
in a last ditch effort to try and lure those with minor alcohol dependencies to strydom park tonight, we present you with... drinks specials. including the illustrious boosh special, made up of two shots of vodka and gently topped off with a refreshing spirit cooler. its intended purpose was to shake off the sunday barb and resuscitate saturday night's enthusiasm before bands started at mama's shebeen at 12.
lindo M starts at 19:15 tonight, leaving just enough time for you to get a drink for each hand and find a spot under the triangles.
this cold weather in joburg is making me feel alive. alive in the sense that the blanket i'm tucked under is full of bacteria, which is alive, and i am therefore alive by proxy. there is also, coincidentally, a lot of bacteria at sognage, so come and feel alive by proxy with us on friday night. there are other very talented bacteria performing too.
tomorrow looks to be a pleasant day spent at marks park for park live. we have heard rumblings that mark himself will be there. actually there's no apostrophe in marks park, so it might have just been a regular mark having a joke. i guess it's like an 'on your marks, get set, go' kind of marks. come hear more interesting facts that may or may not be true, as well as some mediocre live renditions of our songs at 11:45 tomorrow at said park. 11:45 is prime brunch time, so it's acceptable to be a little buzzed.
like a good ol' pair of tangas, we are.
📢 Support Announcement 📢
We are excited to announce that Shortstraw, the epic indie rock band from Jozi will be opening for George Ezra this July 🔥🔥🔥
If you haven't got your tickets, don't miss out, grab them now from Ticketmaster South Africa.
12 July , GrandWest - Less than 25 tickets left
15 July , Time Square - Limited tickets released
Get ready for a night filled with amazing music and unforgettable moments! 🔥🎶
we love dogs.
if you also love dogs, please consider coming to the ark dog park on sunday. things you can do...
1. bring your dog (fun!)
2. meet dogs that need adopting (cuuuuute)
3. apply to adopt a dog (you're an angel)
4. get a tattoo (at a dog park?! i know!)
5. endure a shortstraw set (ugh)
you can get tickets at lots of different places. all proceeds go to the doggos. it will be so nice you guys.
we're playing a good old FREE show tomorrow night at the new tiger's milk in randburg. please come. will there also be FREE milk? i don't know, you'll have to come and find out. i jest, there will be no FREE milk. if you were banking on FREE milk, might i interest you in this secondhand milk page: https://tinyurl.com/42wd5av8
the milk is not FREE, but it is a bit cheaper.
splashy = friday = good.
10 years ago we filmed ourselves goofing around in the fen. now see us do it again, but older.
Shortstraw - Bikini Weather (OFFICIAL VIDEO) "Good Morning, Sunshine" available from 22 April 2013Find more Shortstraw here: http://shortstraw.co.zahttps://www.facebook.com/shortstrawbandhttps://soundcl...
Last night was lekker. is a special venue! So glad we have it in our backyard here in Joburg.
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Still beaming with happiness, and still administering the aftersun from last Saturday’s show!
We have another show in Joburg TONIGHT!! We’re gonna be at with pals and havin ourselves a lekker st paddy’s jol. ☘️
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how do you say sognage in an irish accent?
Yesterday was just magical. Lots of lovies to everyone who sang along in that lekker joburg heat. Thanks again to and for having us!
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Just got Waterford Estate for tonight’s show. V pretty. 🍷
stellenbos! come watch us be the worst dressed people at this classy jol.
Happy birthday to our handsome drummer jakey. Despite us ballies sharing all our stories with him about the 80s, he remains the wisest out of all of us.
A few behind the scenes moments from the last few shows. So lekker to be playing some shows again. A few more are still coming up!! All the details are up at shortstraw.co.za 🏝️
this might get sweaty.
This time 10 years ago we hired a house just outside Harrismith, and set up a band room in the living room. The sole purpose was to make as much noise as we wanted and to finish up the writing of what was to become ‘Good Morning, Sunshine’. This was us listening back to some live recordings of the sessions. Tom stole a horse, Gad tried to catch chickens, and we broke a tooth when Ollie slapped Al across the face. Much of this revelry can be seen the Bikini Weather music video ☺️
A little flashback to us a whopping 10 years ago about to head out on another magical and sweaty dec tour! Go give all those out there some good lovies! Be safe out there! 😘
Stellies you lovely lady!! We’re on at 3:30pm. Then its our pallo Come drink some delish merlot with us at 🍷
y'all are too kind to us aged fools still chasing the ol' dream.
if you're in the cape, come celebrate with us at zevenwacht on sunday with our bestie, Matthew Mole. tickets here: https://www.webtickets.co.za/v2/Event.aspx?itemid=1518277895
Joburg friendos. We have ourselves a lekker show coming up on sat 5 Nov at Smoking Kills Bar 🎸 we got the link for tickets over at shortstraw.co.za for you. 😘
JOBURG SHOW THIS FRIDAY!! 🤘 🎸
We’re lekker excited for this one. And excited to see tickets are starting to fly!! Not only is our handsome in town and joining us on stage, but its also a chance to bring back some of that Boosh lovies we all hold so dear.
So because we are feeling all romantic- the best poem that uses the word ‘Sognage’ (pronounced however you think it is in order to make the poem work) - wins a set of double tickets for friday!!
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saturday is tomorrow.
ooh look we fancy. this one's for those with disposable income and an affinity for getting wine-drunk and dancing poorly. in that order. it's very important that you're wine-drunk when we play. which is at 15:25 on saturday. bring on the sulphites!
5 years later, our new album is finally done. please stream it on the streaming things.
https://bit.ly/ShortstrawFTAY
friends, we're playing three shows in the cape this weekend that we're very excited about. so excited that we forgot to post anything on facebook. so...
friday we're at district. it's where the assembly used to be. the last time we were in cape town it was still called the assembly. that's how long it's been since we were last in cape town. hoping for a good, sweaty show. we're on at 10pm and there are a bunch of really good bands on the bill. you should definitely go early and support them.
saturday we're at the beau constantia amphitheatre. this sounds very fancy, although we anticipate a lot of barefoot people. i don't know what time we're playing, but i've been told it's during the day. bring sunblock and/or an umbrella. actually umbrellas may not be allowed into the venue, so rather bring an anorak. if it's going to rain. i just checked the weather app and it says it isn't going to rain. maybe pack one just in case.
sunday we're at aandklas in stellenbosch. apparently varsity starts the next day, and what better way to see in the new term (are they called terms at varsity? semester?) than with a crisp hangover and a light sunburn? we're playing at 2pm and kloudink will also be playing, as well as our extra special friends, yndian mynah. this has a very booshy feeling to it. stellenboosh.
i think tickets are all on our website, but google can confirm this. i just checked and yes they are on our website. you have to google what our website is though.
okay good.
Guys!! On Friday 1 April our new album ‘Fine thanks, and you?’ will be released! ☺️ Four years in the making, we truly believe its the best music we’ve made! Over the next week we will be sharing some of the music and stories behind the songs! We’re looking forward to heading to Cape Town next weekend to celebrate the launch. Along with other great shows in Joburg and Pretoria in the coming weeks! Tickets available over at shortstraw.co.za 🏄♀️ Big lovies to our pal Shane Forbes who let us use his holiday snap as our album cover!!