Hades Hula House

Saving the best to last, or just delaying the final stings of bringing things to an end...

Friends, fiends and tiki folk

We have the final individually numbered Rum Demon mugs up for grabs.

It's no secret that I like big boys and b***y, no surprises that this guy delivers on both fronts!

Rum Demon stands proud at 11" high, holding 1LTR of your favourite liquid libation.

This mega mug is a collaborative effort between BigToe Art (California), Odd Rodney Art (Arizona) & Wild tHing creations (QLD, AUS)

$150AUD including Australia wide postage ($200AUD for global shipping)

There are approximately 30 left in this run of 127. They will all be shipped from their storage location in QLD (sorry, no pick ups)

Comment below and let's get this final party started 🫶🏽

Looking forward to seeing these last few cruise out to their lucky homes 🗿🍹🤙🏼

Ahead of our interstate move, I'm consolidating my performance/vintage closet

Pop on over to "the pink house" on Wellington Street, Port Adelaide and grab something sparkly to add to your fabulous stage/glamourous wardrobe!

PORCH SALE OF A SHOWGIRL - THE FINAL TOUR - THIS WEEKEND
10am 'til 2pm
Both Days

We found one last box of Hades merch

"Good Vibes Guaranteed" tank
LOOSE FIT

🙈 Medium x 2 available
SOLD Large x 1 available
🙈 X Large x 1 available
SOLD XX Large x 3 available

$10 a piece (plus postage, if required)
Pick up in Port Adelaide

We found one last box of Hades merch

"Check Your Juice" cropped tee
featuring Abby burlesque bartender cartoon
LOOSE FIT

Large x 1 available
SOLD X Large x 3 available

$10 a piece (plus postage, if required)
Pick up in Port Adelaide

We found one last box of Hades merch

Hades Hula House OG Tee
WOMENS FIT

SOLD Large x 3 available

$10 a piece (plus postage, if required)
Pick up in Port Adelaide

We found one last box of Hades merch

Tiki-Palooza 2021 event tee
UNISEX FIT

X Small x 3 available
Small x 2 available
SOLD Large x 1 available

Linen T-Towel x 2 available

$10 a piece (plus postage, if required)
Pick up in Port Adelaide

We found one last box of Hades merch

Tiki-Palooza 2023 event tee
UNISEX FIT

Small x 8 available
Medium x 10 available
Large x 17 available
X Large x 17 available
XX Large x 9 available

$10 a piece (plus postage, if required)
Pick up in Port Adelaide

Here's where the fun really begins!

Below are the last of the batched booze bottles from our cocktail menu.
Each bottle sale will include the recipe to create your Hades faves, at home!
Sorry, no - we're not gonna disclose what's in each bottle but we guarantee the good vibes whilst the bottle lasts 🤙🏼

Local buyers only
18+ (OBVS)
Pick up this week

Left to Right

SOLD Brains (1934 Zombie) 1.2LTR $140
SOLD S**z (Bad Decision) 700ml $60
🙈 G6 (Jet Pilot) 700ml $60
🙈 Chief (Chief Lapu Lapu) 700ml $60 (1 available)
SOLD Flamingle (Let's Flamingle share bowl) 700ml $60 (1 available)
SOLD Splice 700ml $60
SOLD Pina (Pina Colada) 700ml $60 (1 available)
SOLD Hell Bound (Hades Iced Tiki) 700ml $60
ROTN (Revenge of the Nangs) 700ml $60
Shhhhhhh! (Suburban Secrets) 700ml $60
Jump Up & Kiss Me 700ml $60

Moving on what's left of our booze inventory.
Local buyers only
18+ (OBVS)
Pick up this week
🙈 = still available

Left to Right

🙈 Palmetto shiraz $10/bottle (5 available)
SOLD Tarot grenache $10/bottle (2 available)
SOLD Doom Juice gewürz $10/bottle (5 available)
SOLD Vok peach liqueur FULL/UNOPENED $20 (3 available)
SOLD Imbue Distillery "The Elixer" gin liqueur FULL/UNOPENED $50
Wild Hibiscus Co butterfly pea syrup lotus root garnish $5
SOLD 1495 blended scotch whisky 1/3 bottle $10
SOLD Cointreau 5/6 bottle $30

Moving on what's left of our booze inventory.
Local buyers only
18+ (OBVS)
Pick up this week
🙈 = still available

Left to Right

SOLD Brewboys jenever style gin 1/2 bottle $20
SOLD Goslings old rum FULL/OPEN $80
SOLD Metaxa brandy 3/4 bottle $15
SOLD Applewood peppermint gum gin 5/6 bottle $40
SOLD Mad Monkey saccharum FULL/OPENED $30
🙈 Stone Pine cabernet brandy liqueur FULL/OPEN $20
🙈 Maidenii vermouth (sweet) FULL/UNOPEN $20
🙈 Appleton 12 Year FULL/UNOPENED $80 (1 available)
🙈 Mad Monkey flora 1/4 bottle $10
🙈 Jim Beam rye 1/2 bottle $20

Moving on what's left of our booze inventory.
Local buyers only
18+ (OBVS)
Pick up this week
🙈 = still available

Left to Right

🙈 Burdekin vintage cane spirit FULL/UNOPENED $80
🙈 Burdekin virgin cane spirit FULL/UNOPENED $80
🙈 Belgrove rye whisky FULL/OPEN $80 (1 available)
🙈 Belgrove white rye whisky 1/2 bottle $30
🙈 Wild Brumby peach liqueur 1/2 bottle $20
SOLD Belgrove shiraz cask rye whisky FULL/OPENED $80
SOLD Aussie Tipple 3xbottled cocktail set $10
🙈 Mad Monkey flora FULL/UNOPENED $30 (1 available)
🙈 Wild Brumby "devil's tongue" liqueur 1/6 bottle $5

Clearing out the final stock from our back bar
Locals Sales Only
18+ (OBVS)
Pick up this week
🙈 = still available

Left to Right

🙈 Plantation HJC FULL/UNOPENED $250
SOLD Chambord raspberry liqueur FULL/UNOPENED $40
🙈 Snake Oil tonic syrup FULL/UNOPENED $10
🙈 Lark "Collaborative Spirits" blended malt whisky BRAND NEW/IN BOX 100ml $60
SOLD Aussie Taster 4x50ml gin sampler pack $10
SOLD Prohibition "Mum's Gin" FULL/UNOPENED $60
SOLD Reed & Co wild blackberry gin liqueur FULL/UNOPENED $60
SOLD Ambleside mandarin gin FULL/UNOPENED $60

SOLD
Bamboo Cups
$5
They are waterproof so do hold liquid but we used them as our cutlery caddies at the bar

ALL GONE, MY FRIENDS 🫶🏽

Orange face, white nose (SOLD)
Green (SOLD)
Black (SOLD)
Red face (SOLD)
White (SOLD)
Blue (SOLD)
Orange Cyclops (SOLD)

Next up for re-homing, is the infamous custom swizzle stick!

Embossed with gold foil lettering, and with our logo tiki on top, this was designed by Big Toe (California) as part of our original logo.

Brand new, these can be rinsed and re-used in your home bar, or taken to a swizzle swap ( Tiki Oasis anyone??)

$5 for 20

ALL SOLD, FOLKS!

After closing Hades Hula House, I'm moving on some of the custom gear we had left over...

Selling these monogrammed glass straws in bundles of 5
Dishwasher safe and great for cocktails

$10/bundle
OR $1each for 20 or more

Pick up in Port Adelaide or postage at buyer's expense

PORCH SALE OF A SHOWGIRL 2.0
Day 1 - ready to rock and roll!
Lots of fun bits for stage, or just a fabulous life! 🫶🏽
64 Wellington Street, Port Adelaide
Here 'til 2pm
Cash, PayPal or OSKO transfer accepted

Some of y'all may already know that I work as a bartender, and tiki cocktail consultant, for Lucca's Snake Bite Lounge in Joshua Tree, CA.
If you've attended any of their room parties and I wasnt serving, chances are you're imbibing on my liquid vibe! 🫶🏽
They've recently launched a record label and if you're a fan of the Exotica Jazz sound, be sure to check out Black Fez Records and the link in the comments!

Looking for some vintage bits to jazz up your wardrobe, or maybe some costume pieces for that next burlesque routine?
Come stop by my PORCH SALE OF A SHOWGIRL and find some treasures!
Wellington Street, Port Adelaide (look for the pink house)
We'll be here 'til 2pm 💋

Are you missing us as much as we're missing you?!

Catch the OG Hades crew, together with a bounty of burlesque babes at .bar every Friday & Saturday night at 1030pm!

There will be tropical libations in tiki mugs and a whole heap of fire 🔥

10pm doors
1030pm show
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No one can prepare you for the emotional upheaval of a decision like this, let alone the mental load of having 1 week to pull apart something that physically took months to build...

FINAL WEEK TRADING HOURS
WEDNESDAY - CLOSED
THURSDAY - 4PM 'TIL 10PM
FRIDAY - 7PM 'TIL LATE
SATURDAY - TBC

Thanks to everyone who's already stopped by, sent messages of support and reminded us of a bunch of good memories, and hopefully, we'll see a whole lot more of you over the next couple days ❤️

It is with a shattered heart, we announce that Hades, the space I built for one and all to celebrate a love of imbibin' and good vibin', will close its' doors, permanently.

This has implications beyond my ability to reconcile today. The grief is immense.

Bigger venues than ours have crumbled in recent weeks, and I can only imagine the collective sadness as we each grapple with the aftermath.

I am sorry to everyone else this effects.
I really am.

Eventually, I'll be able to read the message in the lesson, but today, we cry heavy tears.

At this point, our last day of trade is December 30. I'm working on a solution for the shows booked with us for 2024.

Thankyou to each and every one of you for jumping on and enjoying the ride with us, over the last 5+ years. From staff, to guests, I appreciate you all. Thankyou

I am so sorry.
You have no idea.
I'm sorry

💔

Last Friday night with the crew from Mic Assassins 7

A night of local hip hop, headlined by Mickey O'Brien (Canada)

All images by our mate Four3 Productions

Cocktails 👏🏼 Are 👏🏼 For 👏🏼 Every 👏🏼 Body! 👏🏼

At Hades, we wholeheartedly believe that our delightful libations are created to be enjoyed by all!

Bro, you enjoy that sweet Chi Chi all night long!

We love that y'all are having a great time, even our mocktail menu is designed to delight 🙌🏼

Wednesday to Saturday
4pm 'til late
Good Vibes, Guaranteed!
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