Balderdash Cafe

Nothing like a good coffee on the weekends

Christmas is coming. Vouchers now are available. Great Christmas gifts

Weekend is coming up ! Time for brunch.
Sauté greens. Plus other specials

Nothing like a good brunch at Balderdash

Hi everyone, Join us for breakfast or a coffee this Sat 2nd day Dec before heading down to the local Port Melbourne Artisan Market .

Port Melbourne, Christmas Artisan Market is tomorrow right here on Bay Street. And this year, we’re excited to see it stretch even further along towards Bridge Street & our fantastic corner spot.

Get festive and .

Bay Street 📍
Sat 3rd Dec
11:00am - 5:00pm (Market Hours)
We’ll be open until 2:00pm - normal business hours for us!

If you’re visiting the market tomorrow, make sure you come past and grab a take-away coffee for your stroll, or sit in and enjoy a brekkie before your big shop!

We have lots of wonderful specials available and we’d absolutely love to see you.

How lucky we are to live in such a creative, community focused area.

Best of luck to all the local traders and stall holders tomorrow. ⭐️🎄🎅🏾

Love The Balderdash Team 💚

Did someone say “money off!” ✨🎉

Celebrate the long weekend with us and grab a breakfast special. The new Vic Gov scheme launched yesterday, means you can spend locally and save at the same time - winning! 🕺🏻🏈

“If an extra long weekend wasn't enough to put a spring in your step this week, the state government is offering Victorians another round of cash incentives for dining.

You can get 25 per cent back when you spend $40 or more on food at cafes, food trucks, bars, restaurants and more. The scheme applies to any transaction in Victoria.”

To make it easier for you, we’ve added the link in our bio!

We look forward to seeing you soon.

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Great coffee and views , mornings at balderdash

Why not bring your Mum / special person along to Balderdash this weekend to treat them to a lovely breakfast & thank them for everything that they do.

We’d absolutely love to help spoil your family and fill the cafe with love and laughter.

Don’t let this miserable weather prevent you from making plans! 💕

Love
The Balderdash Team 💚

Sending you our love for the long Easter Weekend ahead!
From all the team here at Balderdash. 💚

Have you tried anything from our menu yet? What’s your favourite?

Breakfast and lunch specials available everyday. Stop by on your walk today & grab a seat!

H E L L O⚡️🌞💫⛅️

Did we hear somebody say that they needed bacon this morning?

Let us help you!
Egg & Bacon Muffinette + Coffee Deal, available everyday.
Delicious!
One of our best sellers.

Come past this morning and grab a table or a take-away. We’d love to see you all!

💚 The Balderdash Team

New Year, fresh start 🙋🏻‍♀️👨🏼‍🦲
Hello Port Melbourne, we’re back.

We’ll be opening Monday 17 and ready to go, refreshed after our break.

We know it’s a strange time still for so many. So bare with us as we set back up and flow into our groove again.

We look forward to seeing you all.

HNY from us at Balderdash 💚

FREE COFFEE ☕️🎅🏾⭐️🎄
THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.

Yep, you heard us! 🙋🏻‍♀️👨🏼‍🦲

Our friends over Set The Standard In Healthcare] are helping us spread some Christmas cheer this Christmas Eve and are gifting the first 50 coffees of the day completely free to our lovely locals!

It’s been such a year for local businesses around here in Port and we’re all so appreciative of the support we’ve all received from everyone.

So, start your day with us, and let’s spread a little bit of love.

And thank you to all the staff from Set The Standard In Healthcare] ❤️

The Balderdash Team

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It wouldn’t be Christmas at Balderdash without visits from our puppy pals of Port Melbourne.

🎅🏾🐶🎄

📸 .pancho

Sending you all our love this holiday.
The Balderdash Team

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Since we posted on Sunday about the Christmas Packs, we’ve had a bit of interest in our gift packs.
So here are the options:

Weights available:
250g, 500g, 750g or 1kg

Of,

• House Blend Coffee Beans
• Blend Grounded Beans
• Single Origin Blend

Exclusive to Balderdash.
You choose the weight and then we’ll make them up in beautiful little packs like this one above in the photo. ☕️❤️

Come instore today, and speak to Viv.

Sending you all our love this holiday.
The Balderdash Team

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Did you know that you can buy the mugs we serve our hot drinks in?
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Another little Christmas gift idea ☕️
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Local to Port, our beautiful customer Kim from hand makes these beautiful creations. We’re so proud and lucky to be able to serve you all year round from them!
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This Christmas we’ve set up some special gift packs. Pop instore today, and speak to Viv about our gift vouchers, Ground Bean coffee packs and handmade mugs like these!
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Sending you all love.
The Balderdash Team
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Wondering what to treat yourself or someone you know to this Christmas?

How about a voucher towards a breakfast or lunch with us next year!

We have $25, $50 and $100 vouchers available.

Come and see us this weekend to find out more.

We’d love to see as many of you before Christmas as possible. It’s been such a whirlwind of a year again!
Your support means the world to Louis and I so thank you for everything.

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We’ve absolutely loved having you all back for brekkie recently!
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Here’s a selection of our most popular dishes from the kitchen!
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What was the last breakfast dish that you tried with us?
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Scrambled Egg on Toast
Smashed Avo on Toast
Chicken Sanga
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The Balderdash Team 💚

Hey Locals, ours new spicey slaw wraps are on Special this week! And we’ll let you into a little secret….the mayo will have you hooked for more.
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It’s a winner! 👏🏽
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Pop in for a quick lunch bite.
We can do dine in or take out.
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Other lunch options available, check out the Menu instore for details.
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Hope you’ve all been enjoying yourselves recently!
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The Balderdash Team 💚

It’s 💯 a green juice kind of day!
Did you know we make fresh juices?

Ask Viv or Louis for more details on the types we can make, and why not check out our menu whilst you’re here.

The Balderdash Team 💚

These have been so popular today!!
Our chicken sanga 🙌🏽

Have you been in to try one yet?
On Special this weekend!

We hope to see you soon.
The Balderdash Team 💚

Our house specials are back this weekend Port Melbourne! 🥑🫐🥥🍳🥐☕️
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Chilli Scramble or a Rueben Sandwich…YUM! Decisions, decisions!
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Walk-ins and bookings avail.
To book, please call Viv on the number in our bio. Rules apply, you know the score. Ask us if you have questions & poster in the windows for details.
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The energy was palpable today.
Thank you for the support.
Love to you all.
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The Balderdash Team 💚

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

It’s been a busy morning already!
Who is joining us this weekend?

Couple of new rules apply, see poster in the window. Reach out if you have questions & thanks for being patient and kind to us as we find our feet and get up and running again with seated service.

The Balderdash Team 💚