The Sad Sainter

Happy Holy Grail Day

I have panic attacks just thinking about us at the big dance and I think on the day it happens I'll spontaneously combust.

Go Saint.

WHAT DID I DO

HE'S DONE IT. THE VICE CAPTAIN. CAL WILKIE HAS WON THE BROWNLOW*

*If the Brownlow was awarded to the player who got given the 3 votes between the Round 4 2024 match between St Kilda vs Richmond at Norwood Oval

Shove your trades where the Mo' don't shine.

Max King will be HIM.

Get around the big fella. Huge 2025 coming up.

Thanks SoS, very cool.

I think we're gonna walk our way to the flag.

"revive the trade request"

Gonna ring up Midday Madness and tell Dwayne that I heard Gresham wants to come back home.

Guys, I got ahold of the card Nasiah got for Mason for father's day

Gonna miss you, Soup.

I've had the day off work and this is how I feel like it went.

I could have drank that water I was thirsty from all my celebrating

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

One last dance for season 2024.

Let's make it count.

Happy "F**k Carlton" week for all those that celebrate

Saints fans going into this week:

My girlfriend said if I get 1 million likes I can name my first born Cooper Sharman

Tbh i still do this

SAINTS WIN

MEME DUMP

Breaking News from AFL House.

My first official Saints 1 over 32!

Can't wait to add in Hull and the other old farts next year!

I met Dusty, at a grocery store in Kew a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a do**he and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Chokitos in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Anyway enjoy retirement, Dusty

HAPPY 400TH BIRTHDAY EMBLEBREE

Miss you doultan, you would of loved Rossball