The Bearded Octopus - Alternative Craftsman

Due to busting my ankle whilst training for ice hockey, and finally getting the snip, I'm trying to rest, and ice multiple body parts.

In true AuDHD style, I've been "resting" by working away behind the scenes on some things that'll make everyones BOAC experience easier!

Please bear with me over the next weeks fam, things will be a little slower whilst I heal.

Cars packed. Ready to hit the road for in the morning.

Don't be late 🐙

Working myself into a corner over here.

Good news though, there'll be plenty of stock for

Don't forget, we're nearly at 1000 followers!

Like, share your fave post, tag 3 friends and you could win some free merch!

Competition ends at midnight tonight!

You won't believe what these can do!

Or how much fun they are!

STINGSHOT - they just keep stinging

Pre-orders are now open - DM to secure yours today!

Pickup for FREE at and save on shipping.

Selling fast!

We've had a few pricing enquiries, so here you go 🐙

A couple more have sold and IG doesn't like some of our words. So, let's try this again.

10% off merch with any other purchase prior to the Winterfest Markets.

$15 standard shipping - or free pickup from NKB or

Some of my favourite knives were sold today!

This is all our current stock. Come on down to the Winter Markets and get your hands on our wood.

First in, best dressed. See y'all Sunday.

Freezing your nīps off??

We've got a whole bunch of things that'll get your blood pumping.

See y'all at The Lass on Sunday, 7th July.

Winterfest Markets

Guess what's wrapped up here!? We love surprises!

Is this what they meant by "Never judge a book by its cover"?

Full transformation coming soon.

What do y'all wanna see me make?

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Other sneaky vendors

These paddles pack a punch! Ooft! Check out the glorious grain in these new Turkish Walnut paddles. No doubt some lucky customers will grab these on Saturday at the markets! See y'all there.

I bet you wish you had 8 arms? Or, at the least, you are probably sick of spilling all your candles everywhere? Or having nowhere to hold multiple lit candles for wax play!?

Look no further! Get yourself a fully customisable hardwood candle holder. We can shape these to suit any need, any candle size, any number of holes, you name it!

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Coming in hot off a quick test night at - the all new "Sting Shot" was an absolute hit!

I've taken a few pre-orders already so get in fast!

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Name a better place to sit?

The stunning sitting in just a few of the positions on our Bo***ge Stool. Salvaged from a 100yo bridge in the Hunter Valley, this unique creation is full of surprises. Oh, and the ridges carved into the top make it deviously fun.

Shot by the wonderful

Check it out Sydney! We're bringing our wood to

Come on down, it's your last chance, for a few months, to grab your very own piece of history. Some of this recycled hardwood furniture is over 100 years old, and it will last even longer than that.

Models:
Photographer:
Riggers: **kinglady

From one Filthy Animal to another, Merry Xmas y'all.

I'll be back in the New Year with some new wood-goodies, and some hot new content.

Even though the heat was nearly unbearable, still had a blast at the Summer Heat Markets. Thanks again to all that braved the 40⁰+ temps and went home with some new wood-goodies.

Sizzle me timbers, it's the Summer Heat Markets. Our last markets for the year, and forecast to be hotter than hell.

Anyone who comes and fans me down, or offers any reprieve from the heat, will get a bunch of free stickers.

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Check out all these amazing stallholders!








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It's been a Jarrah and Silver Wattle knife kinda day. There's also some Oak, Cheery, and Turkish Walnut coming your way.

Final rounds of sanding, then branding, and oiling, and these dawgs will be ready for the Summer Markets

Sneaky market yesterday. Thanks to all that came!

You wanna look THIS good?

Here you go, your very own pre-stretched, limited edition, pre-worn, Berry BOAC Crop! Now in a loose XL 😂

Thanks for having us Melbourne

For those that asked, and also missed out on any items, I'll post some pics when I'm home, of the stock I have left.

In the mean time, let me know who would like some brand new merch! Hurry, numbers are very limited.

Come find me in the park at Fe**sh Expo y'all

Cypress Collar - one only

Available tomorrow, at Ozkinkfest Fe**sh Expo

Don't stress, afterpay your worries away!

It's not quite time to reveal this new seat design, so here's a little teaser, and a Heretics Fork for your troubles.

Come one check out the Heretics Throne at the Fe**sh Expo.

(Honestly though, my nails are trash 🙃)

Plenty of amazing stallholders for you all to check out at the Oz Kink Fest Fe**sh Expo!

Come take a peek at this Octopuses garden 🐙

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10 days until Oz Kink Fest Fe**sh Expo 2023

Thought I'd better start fixing my nails for y'all in Naarm / Melbourne - surely there's an easier way?

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Blackbutt gum veins and curves for days.

Hope y'all love hardwood