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Happy new month of December ❤️🎉,I wish u God’s favor and blessing 🙏

U no fit go far with out God 💡🙌
Ajeh pray 🤲

To him who created sleep, but never sleeps watching over us, God we are grateful🙌

Between cholocate and congtratulations, which one did you read wrongly😹💔

The Bible says "the pain you feel now cannot be compared to the joy that's coming😇🥰

Dear Lord, give us a good day of joy...May we keep a good
mood, teach us how to do things with love, amen🙏
GOOD MORNING

People that gossip in d taxi 🚕 plz try to talk faster..
It's painful to go home without knowing d end of d story

Dear Lord, thank you for waking us up this morning, lead us to the right places at the right times
GOOD MORNING ☀️

Not in Hospital🏥
Not in Jail⛓️
Not in Mortuary⚰️

Take 5secs to thank God

Fuel don cost, I no dey drive any girl crazy again. Make she trek come😊😂

No matter how boyfriend loves you believe me he still has another girlfriend.🤭💚

Whenever people think of whom to help may your name first appear to their mind in Jesus name.

I don't understånd why people skîp😔 posts about God who created them🙄 may God bless & protect ur family.
🤲🙏🕊️

My neighbor just found 5k in his trouser🤧i hope my trouser is seeing what other trousers are doing for their owners 😒

He is not my type don carry Belle 4 aboki🤣😩🥱
Power of suya🥲
Somebody shout suyaaaaa!!!!!!✊💪

May good things happen in ur life is month of July, in Jesus name 🙏🤍💘

July will be your luckiest month. Insert Amen,
may good things happen in your life💚💚

What stop your father...we not stop you🫵

If you're worried about zero achievements since January, think of someone who achieved everything and was buried yesterday.

How will I say "thund€r go f!re you" in a polite way I'm chatting with my landlord..😏
🏃🤔🤔🤔

Mummy!Daddy!! Our teacher said we should bring 10litres of fuel for our practical 👍🏻

Reply as a Nigeria parent 😂

Starting today,You will
never lack money.
Claim it by sharing the post and type a big Amen🙏

He did it again!

He woke me up today again, I'm forever grateful Lord.❤

It cost 0.00Mb to thank God for being

Alive today.🥺🙌

What can u say about a man who puts his mum first before his wife🌚

I miss those days in primary school when my teacher use to force me to seat between two girls
I wish I knew🤔🤔

Of course, you didn't Read it by mistakes.

Premature DEATH will not be your portion.

Precious na me spread my boxer on top ur pant🙈 since u don't want us to do it physically let do it clothically😜😜😜

cow 🐄produce milk🥛
bee 🐝produce honey🍯
women produce baby 🤱
what do men produce?

A Mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend😇❣️💝

A busy road has no grass 😏😏🥴🥴

U understand or make I explain 😏😏🥴🏃🏃

Birthday 🎂tomorrow 🥹🤲,
in Addy to my humble self 🙌
🩳👕🧣@ Monel Omadaja

I Visited A Girl,I Tried To Touch Her,& She Said Pls Stop,Only To Get Home & Saw Text From Her,U Gave Up Too Easily 😭🙆

This weather is very good for farming.... Find a hole and plant a seed...Don't be a lazy man🚶🚶

🏃🏃🏃

Because I never buy iphone….I plug my itel Dem remove am plug torch🔦😪😫

I don't know if I should buy Land or Car. This 2k in my account is giving me sleepless nights.
😐😒🤔🤦🤦🤦

Any spirit that makes people hate U with passion even when U did nothing wrong to them, be destroyed in Jesus name🙏

Wow. Finally i don sabi toast girl.😛 Hey beautiful girl does your mother sell okro because you draw my attention🌚

In Addy to me ❤️🌚

26th is my birthday 🥳🎂