COMYX at ONYX: Live Comedy at ONYX Nightclub Guelph

just hoppin on to say THANKS to everyone who came out on saturday, we raised over $200 for hope house!! check out what you’ve supported at www.hopehouseguelph.com 💜

in addition to that wonderful news, stay tuned this weekend as we unveil our next date, which will be a very exciting show (we’re lookin at you, newbies)!! 💜😃

WOW! Saturday was so good! thanks to Onyx for another excellent night of comedy with Dom Paré & the gang!!!

our next show will be headlined by the incredible Hannah Lawrence on Saturday April 16th! don’t you dare miss this one! love ya! -dana

In case it wasn’t obvious, we’re takin a break for a bit! See yall soon, be safe 🤝 Love u! -COMYX

What a SWEET show on friday!!!! Thanks to ONYX and all the comics, we had a great time!!! If you missed this one, you can catch our next night of comedy on DECEMBER 16!!! more info to come!!! 🙂 ✨

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WAKE UP BABE! ITS TIME FOR COMYX AT ONYX!!!!! (more info to follow)

NO COMYX THIS MONTH - we’ll be back when things aren’t so terrible 💋 stay safe love you

...is this thing on?

Wake up, COMYX has somethin cookin. 😏
News will be poppin out the oven soon!

Hey Guelph! We’re gonna be taking a break for a little bit to recalibrate and figure some s**t out. We love ya.

Who’s we? It’s me, I love ya.

See ya soon, bi***es. ❤️

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Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who came out to support the first timers on Wednesday!! It was an awesome show, and we had some special guests show up to do some time after the open mic!
Give it up for our beginners of the evening for trying something new! Anthony Schmanthony, Greg Paolone, Brock Picken, Anthony Francica and Aidan East - you all did so well!
Thanks also to my buddies who were conveniently available to do a spot - Bryan Johnston, Lindsay Endersby, Maria Nicole and Ben McKay. I love you guys.
Biggest thanks to ONYX for having us again. Word on the street is that one year of ONYX is approaching! Come celebrate with us on February 19 with Jason Allen.

In one week, you could be on the ONYX stage trying out some jokes you’ve been too nervous to perform! Don’t wait until Amy Schumer wears leather again to get the courage to do it, just come to the COMYX at ONYX New Years Resolution show!

Sign up by messaging Dana CK or show up at the show.

Wednesday Jan 22, 8pm doors. 12 Wyndham st N. Bring your friends. It’s free. Bring your mom. I have an abortion joke that I think she’ll love.

https://facebook.com/events/s/comyx-4-new-years-resolution/620243165400960/?ti=icl

Thanks so much to those who came out to the third and final COMYX of 2019!
Next month is going to be amazing. If you’ve ever wanted to try stand up comedy, stay tuned.. We’ve got an awesome opportunity for you! Merry xmas and we’ll see you next year 😀

S**t I did it again....
A late but deserved THANK YOU to everyone who came out to, performed at and shared our second COMYX at ONYX on Wednesday, we had good fun, and while I didn’t lose my ci******es this time, there’s about 3 hours of my memory that I have definitely misplaced.

For the next month I expect you to save up your pocket change and darts, and we will see you on DECEMBER 18 at ONYX for a night of laughs with Hannah Lawrence and James Butler!
Toodles to my noodles (that’s you) 🧡

This is kind of late but THANKS to everyone who came out to our first COMYX at ONYX evening on Wednesday. We had a blast... but whoever stole my ci******es is SO the butt of my next joke. Get it? Butt? You as***le.

NEXT SHOW IS NOV 20 with Mark Hughes featuring Mike Mitchell!!! I’ll be blowing up your timeline with promo as soon as the clock strikes November. This show’s gonna be sick, too. Until then.. y’all owe me some darts. 💋