The Mediocre Bakery

The N**e Sessions

On a grey Saturday afternoon in November a group of friends in a Jetta pulled onto a nondescript street in Dartmouth where they would meet their photographer, Jamie. The car turned off, nobody moved. They sat, staring ahead at the monochrome streetscape, breathing in chorus.

'Do we really want to do this?' piped Marinara Spinach from the back seat, cutting the five-minute silence.

'Olive says that what we're doing is brave. Why is posing n**e brave for me?' coconut mango quickly added.

'Is this like a dove campaign for natural bodies?', Chocolate wondered from the passenger seat.
Cinnamon turned around, face-to-face with Marinara Spinach,

It's not for them.
Its for us.

Saturday Delivery in Central HRM
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Photos by Jamie Kronick

https://instagram.com/jamiekronick

Serious vegan baked goods delivered to your door! Order now for Saturday delivery, at TheMediocreBakery.com.

Try our Coconut Matcha bun!

A sweet variation of a Chinese Cocktail Bun.

Loads of coconut, Matcha (Japanese green tea) and coconut cream stuffed into a soft, plush bun.

"This one looks like a butt. Heh, heh."
-- Unnamed Dalhousie Professor

FREE SATURDAY DELIVERY FOR ORDERS $30+

New This Week!
Raspberry chocolate roll

Layers of exceptional shaved dark chocolate and raspberry preserve. Messy and wonderful.

"Fruit and chocolate should literally never mix. It literally makes me vomit. Literally."
-- member of this new generation who are ruining English for everyone.

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Order online!

Giant, soft pretzel, generously topped with sea salt. Buttery goodness!

"You call that a big pretzel? I'm German, I know a big pretzel. Us Germans are laughing at you."

- Outspoken cruise ship passenger

Online ordering open now for Saturday pick-up or delivery! Limited quantities!
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The legendary pull-apart loaf, braided with exceptional Belgian chocolate, topped with sea salt. Share with friends and family, or eat it alone. You do you. -- ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE --

"Ten bucks! I'm not paying ten bucks for this!"

- The Dude (The Big Lebowski) lookalike, after reaching over the sneeze guard and grabbing a whole babka with his bare hands.

True story.

Free Saturday delivery in HRM for orders $30+ !
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This week's lineup includes
COCONUT MANGO ROLL !

"Coconut is disgusting. It's a texture thing. And mangos? Isn't this supposed to be local? Where is the mango farm in Nova Scotia?"
-- Regular customer, Spring 2019

Strawberry Cream Rolls and Spicy Chili & Black Bean Rolls are new this week!

Order now for Saturday delivery, most of HRM! (free for orders $30+) or Saturday Pickup at Halifax Brewery Market!

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Sweet Crispy Dill Roll

A sweet, crispy experiment featuring layers of puffy dough and an unusual addition of dill.

"Why would you do that? With those flavours together? Why?" -- a fellow with a genuinely fantastic mustache (pre-covid, of course, when one could properly appreciate mustaches)

This week's menu is up!
Free delivery to most of HRM for orders $30+!
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RED BEAN BUN
A dim sum classic reimagined with a plush doughy base and a generous filling of sweet red bean puree.

"I don't think you'll attract the masses with beans, Michael."
-- my mother

Stock is limited! Order now for free central HRM delivery on Saturday (for orders $30+)!

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We are so grateful for an overwhelming and wonderful opening weekend of deliveries! Thank you!

This week's menu is posted and online ordering (For Saturday pickup or delivery) is open! Order deadline is Friday at 6pm, or whenever we sell out!

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