Big Tuna's Idiot-Savant

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How to tell you are in an Irish hospital

Irish Doctor:
Now listen, if ya want to be living longer mate, I think you’ll be needing a catheter ….

Irish patient:
Fock off ye mick bastard ! I’m a fockin Protestant !

( Irish people get this one)

When you make a joke and localize it to a former town you lived in….

And a local messages and asks “ is that prince george?? For real?

then posts all about it on my post lol

I still have to wonder what this one was so worried about lol

I did offer to explain i was actually booking spots and will hit PG too, she never got back to me on the “ free tickets and a big tuna comedy t shirt”
For winning the “ and that’s Jenga! “
Award of merit for the “ nice try “

Lol ( this is why i love my job!),

Little photoshoot and video film from monday when Lemmy Tuna Lookalike.….. took a custom built Aaron Greene Custom Chopper to get a nice LEMMY SALUTE!
on the ride by….. cause thats how LEMMY WOULDA DONE IT.
Thanks again to Owner Chris M for the loan of the bike…. Was an honour my man and reckon we did Lemmy proud there…. Now back in the vault and never show me that again…. I wont be back next time….

LIke holding lightning in your right hand and tossing off the world with the other….

Yeah that was more me than LEMMY THERE LOL…. Fu**in dirtbags hey? Gotta love em and here we are!

I guess a prime minister has gotta make a living right? Explains why most tell the guy to go f**k himself.

Was really proud and yes, totally think this lady would be a perfect choice to helm the vice president role for the British Columbia Nurse’s Union.
Plus, I am as said really proud of my wife for this nomination and know first hand as the spouse of front line nurse , the sacrifices and dedication to caring for others first that goes into this job when saying,

“I am your nurse, i am here, it will be ok now.”

Everyday in hustlin.....

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This guy decided to come and visit us tonight ...

Ahhh 50 ain't so bad....

Happy St Patricks day.... and remember to watch out for leprechauns...tricky little bastards...

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Sorry Klinger! you just might get that section 8 after all.... .

true enough.
stay safe all.


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i mean sure the kid thing ...still odd...the ranch...f**ked up...the mask and glove...well..... hang on now....

better now pout....better not cry.....

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We decided that since i had to follow the rules, and tank a couple shows planned and a contest, which is part of annually fund raisers big tuna comedy takes part in, usually with partial proceeds to food and housing security such as foodbanks and shelters dedicated to issues of honelessness and poverty. It is a very personal cause both myself and my wife, Cheryl believe is both badly needed and more important than ever this year.

so, because of the restrictions and such, we can not raise funds as we usually would. ( i normally only take minimum costs such as merchandise or promo products and comic fees if doing a live show so a decent portion does get directly to the charities we are donating too. even with these restrictions THE NEED FOR THIS...IS STILL THERE.)

why not t shirts that we can make ?
it just might be a good idea
and.... these will be ONE TIME ONLY DESIGNED. specific for Christmas 2020.
( i think we may want to remember this one.... and we can still help a few folks who need it.)

this is the logo ( on back of shirt...full sized) front of shirt will be smaller off set of same logo on front of shirt) also can be customized to order on each.

if ordered BEFORE December 5th.
will be to you before Christmas....

DM for info and details
sizes small to 4xl ( t shirts in Black only)
$50.00 each ( partial proceeds to local area charities) thanks in advance and
have the best holidays you can....
stay safe and keep smiling.

there is always that one guy, right?.

oh Canada.... couldnt let the Americans have all the fun during an electuon now could ya?
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was pretty s**tty to hear this one yesterday.
lot of old memories with this man playing lead guitar on that sound track of said life. lucky enough to see and hear play in person a few times and while i was angry like most about that " Van Hagar " affair, Today , i am just going to play a little for me and recall some of those memories of times when we figured our heros like us would live forever..... You left your mark and now , take your place among the Gods, and play like that angel while running with the devils....and smiling that cocky grin and finger tapping like you will always know that one secret chord that pleased the lord we all sesrch for.
rest in peace, Eddie and i hope there are no brown m&m's in guitar heaven either.

somehow the real thing is funnier thab any TV channel binge watching.... .

people have asked why i don't often wear a suit on stage to do stand up...

mostly because when i do, i look like i am there to discuss why you would possibly be late on that very high interest loan you took out with my ' associates ' to cover that marker with the bookie..... and look like a card carrying member of Murder Inc. with ol Lucky and Bugsy. is the main reason.