The Vault Bar Tenerife

🤤 THIS SUNDAY 🤤

Who doesn’t love a good roast on a lazy Sunday?

Bookings are coming in fast for the first week so don’t miss out. We’re all really excited to be adding Roast leg of Pork with crackling to the menu 😋😋

We physically cannot contain our excitement 😬😬

ROASTS ARE BACK from Sunday 29th 🥳

Annnnddddddd we’re taking bookings 🙌🏼

Feels like it’s taken forever to get back to this point but we’re here 🥰🥰 let’s do this 💪🏼

Fillet of beef, leg of lamb, leg of pork, breast of chicken as choices 🤤

If you like Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Stone Roses etc then THIS is the band for you!!!

TONIGHT 10pm Elizabeth My Dear - Britpop Band in Tenerife brings you all the Brit pop classics with more 90s than you can shake a tambourine at 🤪

See you there 🥳🙌🏼

🚨 TOMORROW 🚨 The Lizard Kings are back 🥳 one night only with Black Hole Tenerife

Be there or be ⬛️

📣📣 Another FANTASTIC announcement!!!

THE LIZARD KINGS ARE BACK!!!

ONE NIGHT ONLY 🤟🏽 TUESDAY 17th SEPTEMBER- Get it in the diary it’s going to be HUGE 🥳🥳

When you realise that flights and accommodation to Tenerife costs less than a standing ticket at Wembley and guaranteed sunshiiiiiiiiine ☀️

What you waiting for 😜 11th & 12th October we will definitely maybe be rocking The Vault with Oasis Tribute aka oasis2ribute 🥳
🪧👈🏽 THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO BOOK THAT FLIGHT

Who’s up for a good laugh this afternoon 🤪

Boring people stay away 🚷❌ because today is all about the FUN 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Have you tried our grill menu yet? 🤤

The kitchen is BACK OPEN 🙌🏼🥳🥳

We apologise for yesterday we had an extractor upgrade which we were told would take 2-4 hrs and ended up taking all day and night 🙄🫣

See you all soon ☺️x

Tipsy Tuesday, brought to you by the one and only The Connie Show 🤩 at 5pm TODAY!!

WARNING ⚠️‼️ THIS SHOW IS FOR PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR AND UP FOR A LAUGH ONLY !! No misery’s allowed 🚫😜🤣

What an afternoon 🥳🥳🥳 Let’s go again with Elizabeth My Dear - Britpop Band in Tenerife bringing the best of Brit pop from 10pm 🙌🏼🙌🏼

Acoustic from 8.30pm !!

Very pleased to announce our interactive darts boards are finally up and running 🎯🎯

Up to 12 players depending on the game, €20 for 1 hour or €35 for 2.

The new darting experience ONLY in The Vault
🙌🏼

📣 Time for our yearly announcement 📣

The Oasis Tribute aka oasis2ribute boys will be joining us again on Friday 11th and Saturday 12th October

This is your sign 🪧 to book that flight ✈️😝

Our tribute nights are always AMAZING 🥳🥳🥳🥳

(This event will be not ticketed and no bookings taken but a small surcharge will be added on the evening - it works out cheaper for you and less stress on us 😝)

Guess who’s finally better and back 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

You’ll be seeing a lot more of our Princess now too 🙌🏼🥰😜

Wow 🤩 just WOW !!! What a review 😍😍

Have we got it right yet? Absolutely not! Are we still working on perfecting? ABSOLUTELY yes 🙌🏼

Sometimes reading these reviews make all the blood sweat and tears (there’s been a lot of tears 🤣) completely worthwhile ☺️☺️

Thank you to everyone for your continued support even whilst we’re still “getting it right” we promise we will 😉

⚽️🏈 Feels like forever ago since we’ve used it but today we can finally get the projector back down and say…..
COMMUNITY SHIELD DAY 🏆

Love Tuesdays 😍😍😍

Face says it all 🤣 5pm 🕔 TODAY The Connie Show

🚫 NOT FOR THE MISERABLE 🚫

😜😜😜

When you wake up wondering how on earth you’re going to top that night 🤔

Then you remember today is The Connie Show and just know it’s going to be another GREAT one🥳🥳

See you all ready to go again at 5pm 🕔😜🍻🥳

🎵 Tonight 10pm 🎵 Elizabeth My Dear - Britpop Band in Tenerife !!!!

See you there ✌🏼🥳

🐝 Don’t worry BEE happy 🐝

It’s Folklore day 🥳 4pm 🕔 **Time has been edited my apologies 😬

✌🏼 SCHOOLS OUT ✌🏼

Our milkshakes are tried tested and approved by the best 🤩 Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself 😉

FOLKLORE ON FRIDAY THIS WEEK!! 5PM 🕔

Back to normal next week ☺️

Lunch from 12 midday 🕛 today!

🎶🎵 Sip Me Baby One More Time 🎵🎶

Acoustic 8.30pm, Live band 10pm - let’s cocktail and party 🥳

I wanna see dancing 🤩💃🏼🕺🏼

Who’s joining us today for some fun in the sun ??

Last week was a blast 💥 Connie will be joining us from 5pm 🕔🥳🍸

Kitchen closed from 3pm to regroup and restock after you wiped us completely out yesterday 😝😝

Back open tomorrow from 9am 🕘
Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

Pfffft we all get it wrong time to time we’re only human 😝😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 however Pickford saves were ABSOLUTELY UNREAL!!! MBE that man asap !! If Fallon Sherock can have one doing NOTHING why shouldn’t he !!! 🫢

Completely full from 4pm 😳🥳🥳🥳

IT’S COMING HOME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

I’ve not made a wrong prediction yet 💪🏼🤣