C&J fencing

Competition time s**t heads

Tag your ugliest friend we will assess the ugliness of said friend and if you win you get a free fence panel

Tag and share good luck

Being a fencer takes time and dedication, me on the other hand I like to f**k big fat men

Today I identify as a fence

I s**t on someone's cat, we do all your fencing needs at c&j

Guess what I did today???? I ran through my neighbours fence with me nob out it slapped her on the cheek

The original ceo at c&j fencing, have been spreading rumours that we like to play with leprechauns I can assure you we do more 😉 🤡🧐🙋

Another confession from a staff member today, we as a professional fencing company provide counselling when needed

Finished the last job, as a joke I put up the fence back to front!!!

Here at C&J we only offer fencing services so dont ask for any other.

I fenced someone so hard last night

We have been a bit quiet lately, apologies we are so busy putting up fences we booked more in but had to let them down.

Remember if we don't let you down you get 10% off for turning up.

Look forward to seeing your fences soon 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

Every little helps and that's why this valentines we have teamed up with Tesco 🟦🟥

X2 fence panels for £400 + 🥒
X4 fence panels for £1000 +🥒

Absolute bargain, offer runs out 6th Feb so please get bookings in as I'm really busy throught out January, February, March, April, May 🎵

A**l is the best form of fencing x

A customer accused me of coming through the back door, truthfully I came in her arse!

Hate it when clients give out my number to their friends 🦒🦀🐚🍆

Only contact me directly if you need a fence job otherwise I dont give a 💨farting f*ck 🤺

Fake fake fake fake fake fake

F**k you vegans

Happy new year

Bye

Happy New Year from C&J Fencing 🤑🤧🥶😶‍🌫️

We are delighted to announce we are now partnered with the kebab van in Walworth. If you share this post you could be in for a chance to win a family meal deal and a fence panel. Good luck!

At C&J fencing we choose lazy people to do the job. We find a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

If your lazy and dont like long days then please drop us a message. The perfect candidate will have to get the job done before 12.30pm (weekdays) then I can get be back in time to watch loose women

Just banged a bird in the wyke down kitchen ooooo😶‍🌫️🤗😐

I f**king hate fences and I hate the person who lives with me 😔😡🤬👺☠️👇👅👃🦿

It's been a great week for fences we can't wait for yours to f**k up so we can fix them.

Merry Xmas you filthy animals 🐷🐮🐞🕷🦂🐳🎄🤶❄️☃️🏂

It's the festive season who wants a th*****me

We've been working really hard with thr Wyke Down to make more suitable uniform for our employees.

Here our the final products 👢👕👙🩹

This is exactly how we erect fences at the wyke down 🍆

Up the wyke down naked in the garden