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I hope you are all enjoying the festivities. I’m taking a bit of time out to be with my family and I will be back to it in the New year.
See you all in 2024

Anybody get stressed about Christmas Dinner ? Read this from a butcher,

😂Just in case anyone is stressing about Christmas Day..............! 😂
Here's my top tip
🎄Christmas Dinner....
I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs...
It's a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!!
The only difference is that you are allowed to open a bottle of wine before you open the kitchen curtains. 🍷🍷🍷

🙄We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year...apparently not!
Here goes...💓

1. Turkey... It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees - jobs a good un! Get yourselves a meat thermometer £3 off the Internet poke it in the offending bird if it says 75 degrees or over it's cooked!👏🏼

2. Stuffing - regardless of what Jamie Oliver says, you do NOT need 2lbs of shoulder of pork, onions breadcrumbs, pine nuts and a s**t load of fresh herbs to make stuffing....( no fecking wonder he's bankrupt if that's what he spends to make stuffing!)😜
What you need is Paxo and a kettle!! If you wanna liven it up squeeze 3 sausages out of their skins and mix that in with your Paxo before cooking 😉.

3. Gravy - Jamie Oliver is copping for this one as well....
Bisto Jamie.... All you need is Bisto!
I ( nor anyone else I know) has got time on Christmas Eve to p**s about roasting chicken wings and vegetables, adding stock and flour,cooking it for another half hour, mashing it all up with a potato masher and then straining the whole sorry mess to make gravy 😠😠😠

4. Vegetables...🍆 Never mind faffing round shredding sprouts and frying them with bacon and chestnuts to make them more palatable... If you don't like them don't buy and cook the fecking things!! If your family only eats frozen peas then that's good enough!

5. Roast potatoes... Yes I par boil mine then roast them in goose fat but Aunt Bessie also does the same 😉.

6. Trimmings /Christmas pudding and the like.... Aldi or Lidl!
(Oh and while we're on the subject of pudding - if Bird's Custard is what your family likes on the wretched thing then that's fine - you do not need brandy butter /rum sauce etc or anything else that costs a fecking fortune and takes 2 hours to make!)

7. Family....
Children.. Feed the little blighters first separately, if they only want turkey with tomato sauce - fine leave em to it, it doesn't matter. Once they are fed bu**er them off to play with their Christmas presents so that YOU can enjoy your dinner in Peace!

Adults... Anyone that can manage to get their sorry arse to your dinner table is also capable of helping to serve up/ sort the kids out/ clear the table /wash up /dry up etc.

And Finally.....
NO ONE.... And I mean no one APART FROM THE COOK IS ALLOWED TO GET PI**ED AND FALL ASLEEP BEFORE THE WASHING UP IS DONE!!!
Rant over 😂
🎄Merry Christmas!🎄

Cheers 🍷🍷🍷 Getting you all in the mood.

Custom merch designs for Newfangled Newfoundlands & Chow Chows and Big_dog_small_horse

Designs by me 💁🏻‍♀️ get in touch if you wish to order 👩‍🎨🥰

I’ve been quiet for a while, but it’s because I’ve been working hard in the background on various projects for Newfangled Newfoundlands & Chow Chows YouTube channel that have kept me busy!
YouTube thumbnails are a great way to make your channel more eye catching as it’s the first thing viewers see when they’re choosing which video to watch. So far, these new thumbnails have had a great effect and pulled in more viewers.

A new YouTube graphic made for Newfangled Newfoundlands & Chow Chows

Some recent design concepts I ran for my clients new kennel name.

New price list created for Bellingham Dog services to match their new branding 🤩

Thank you to all my new followers! Feeling the love ❤️
All digital designs are half price through September while I build up my portfolio so please let me know if I can help!
Loving all of the breeder and kennel requests being worked on at the moment 🐾

Thank you Laura at The Little Graphics Co. Go check them out 🥰

More Business stationary for Bellingham Dog services Emma Grace Bone 😍