Relatively Painless Tattoo

Smashing by . Email [email protected] for bookings or poetry.

Wee sharky boy form the g*t tats board by
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Cancellation tomorrow. Some wannado’s old and new that are looking for a good home. P.m for bookings.

Designs looking for home or a human bug hotel in this instance. P.m for bookings and info.

Totally forgot I had this sheet and I really want to do these teeny bangers. £50 each or two for £70. I know right, I sound like that meat bus on the market, the one where the butcher has a Britney Spears microphone and gobs**tes deals to all and sundry. But hey your 'Lucky' and I'm 'Crazy' and 'Born to make you happy'.
See what I did there, classic John. Any way 'I'm a slave 4 u' so p.m or email [email protected] for info. It would be 'Criminal' not to.
Oops I did it again, I can't help it. You see, I'm not a girl,not yet a woman. Still some growing up to do. Don't 'Hold it against me' .

Can't lie, I'm on fire here.

Much love

Britney

Tatted kitty cat for Judith. Mail [email protected] for bookings.

Aw wow! We are truly honoured to have been 'nominated' for this award. Oh wait, sorry we really are not, we couldn't care less.
These are embarrassing.
So we pay £145+vat for the only real nomination in the equation.
Read that out loud kids, WE PAY £145 TO ENTER AN AWARD COMPETITION WE'VE BEEN (allegedly)NOMINATED FOR! 😂😂😂😂 Then you pay for your shiny little award if you win. And pay for tickets to go the award ceremony .
How soul crushingly overbearing must ones vanity and need for validation be to buy into this pish.
I'll nip to the trophy shop on ferry road tomorrow and get them to fashion me a village idiot award for £20, proper engraved and everything. I'll sell them for £30. Will be equally valid and way more indicative of the recipient.

Thanks but no thanks pumpkins.

Available. P.m or email [email protected] for info.
But a couple of things to note.
No it cant be done on a hand.
No it's not £40
Yes it will need to big.
No I won't stick it on your face.
And no I won't hold on to it till 2025 or any other dates that will probably never come.
P.m means give us a message. Not a 'How much!' comment.
Thanks for looking ❤️

We have space tomorrow for a cheeky design or two. Black and grey or colour. Your choice. Or we can do them another day too. Drops us a message for details. In the meantime, thanks for looking and have a stunner of a Tuesday.

Categorically one of the top 5 films of last year. D.m for bookings.

Cheeky wee arachnid for Ciara. Always fun to do. For bookings email [email protected] .

Some recent bits from resident good boy you can message him directly to get yourself something equally delicious

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year to all our awesome customers. Hope you all have fun and Santa's good to you. We will hand it over to Bill to bestow the warmest of Christmas cheer. And If Bill, in all his majesty doesn't do it for you. Then we are sorry to say, you're fu**ed! But hey, Grinches need love too.
Much love
R.P

Watery peril by .made.me.miss

Harry the Potter tat by .
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Cloudy moon by for bookings email [email protected]

Adding more to leg. A mixture of predetermined ideas and freehand. Lot more to go. Can't wait to get back on this.
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For one glorious day, he ruled over his amphibian subjects with a croaky authority. The lily pads were his throne, and the dragonflies his loyal courtiers.
Little did Grumblewart know, the crown that brought him temporary glory also carried an unseen weight. As the day unfolded, his royal decrees turned into whimsical misadventures, leaving the pond in laughter. His subjects, while amused by the toad's antics, soon realized the folly in their temporary sovereign.
When the sun dipped below the horizon, Grumblewart was dethroned, the golden crown exchanged for a lily pad once more. The pond resumed its peaceful rhythm, but whispers of the toad king's folly echoed through the reeds.
For every leap he took in his brief reign, Grumblewart became the subject of tales told in ribbits and croaks, a reminder that a day of regal splendor could cast a shadow of jest upon a wise toad's legacy. And so, in the Lilypond's chronicles, Grumblewart was forever remembered as the amphibian who, for a day, was king but unwittingly crowned himself the fool for a lifetime.

Creepy parsnip, terror turnip, take your pick. Next to the currently healing flash piece I did on thanks again for filling that wee cancellation spot.
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John's flash design realised on Robert. Thanks for coming. For bookings email [email protected] for bookings.

Justin's early years were spent in the picturesque town of Shere, nestled at the base of majestic Mount Robson, British Columbia. Despite the serene surroundings, Justin's life took an unexpected turn when he was kicked out of the Mounties for his involvement in a black market maple syrup operation.

Disgraced and disheartened, he embarked on a wild journey, spending two years wandering the wilderness, surviving on a diet of nuts and, unfortunately, moose turds. This harrowing experience tested his resilience, and his determination to escape his past only grew stronger.

Eventually, he made the daring decision to cross the border into the land of his dreams, America. In the bustling streets of New York City, he reinvented himself and, after many years of wheeling and dealing found success on Wall Street, a Canadian Jordan Belfort if you will.

His success, however, was not without its risks. As he dodged the ever-watchful eye of the FBI, Justin set his sights on Edinburgh. With the promise of Freedom, a fresh start and the lure of a Tory led government. He landed and reinvented his self as a working class trad daddy.
And so far it's working

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J-DAWG 🎂🎂🎂

By for thank you for coming and giving me cool s**t to do.

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Available d.m for info

Art the clown by from
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John, the nation's beloved sweetheart, the people's princess, renowned for his vibrant and joyful personality, has taken an intriguing turn for the season of darkness. Embracing a darker and more mysterious side never seen or heard of before. This Halloween, experience this transformation firsthand, reach out to John at [email protected] or send him a direct message to secure your appointment on the 28th or 31st. Booking are on a first come first served basis

ever had a frog sing you a silly song?
froggy bard by , they love frogs and dnd and tattooing characters so hit them up for that s**t

Shin blaster bird from studio heartthrob . How does he keep doing it? Some call him a wonder, others know him as a friend. The best of us know him as family

Spidey filler for email [email protected] for bookings

 

Moth by . Always a blast. Email [email protected] for bookings.