Mermaid Massage UK

Summer 2024 Prices

1 hr: £60
1.5 hrs: £90

Why choose Mermaid Massage UK over other massage places?

* No noisy comings and goings, banging doors and chatty reception areas - just perfect peace and quiet for total relaxation.
* Fully qualified, ITEC Level 3 certified and insured (PLUS, I trained at the UK'S top massage school and graduated with MERIT).
* Absolutely NO 'funny business' (That's just gross).
* Women clients only.
* Clean and sanitary (but cosy and homely).
* Qualified in both holistic Swedish and Sports massage.
* A friendly, trustworthy, professional therapist who actually cares about your medical/mental needs.
* Good price for a good tailor-made service.
* Small local business (but I also work at Europe's leading health club).
* You can choose a conversational massage, or a quiet one (I'm also a life coach).

When I'm not performing Swedish Massage, running my own business, Mermaid Massage UK I work as the full-time therapist in the physiotherapy suite at David Lloyd Health Club, London, giving Sports Massage to hundreds of clients. Thought it was about time I put a face to this online account! Drop me a message for more info re: body work or private coaching 😊

Give your friends & family the gift of relaxation this Christmas. Gorgeous massage vouchers available directly from myself. DM Kate for more info :-)

20% off for new clients this April! Ladies Swedish and Sports Massages. 1 hr treatments £40 instead of £50. Visit www.mermaidmassageuk.com for more info or drop me a message on here! 🌸🌸🌸

Step into Spring with a Ladies Swedish / Sports Massage at my home-clinic in Palmers Green, North London. 1 hour treatments £50.

I'll be offering Sports Massage as of April 🥳
I look forward to helping you with your aches and strains. Message me for details.

Love my new massage uniform that just arrived (in mermaid colours, of course!) Now to get the steamer out!

Have you ever used a shakti mat for back-pain relief? What's your experience with them?

Two exciting additions are emerging from Mermaid Massage UK this summer! Firstly, my handmade (by me!) sustainable wax fabric beach bags, and secondly my illustrated kid's book, The Misfit Mermaid (more on that later).

Now I just have to turn this huge stash of fabric into beach bags (I'd better get sewing!) With too much plastic already in the ocean, we mermaids much prefer reusable and handmade fabric bags - 100% cotton Exclusive Superwax. What are YOUR best beach colours?

Mermaid Massage UK updated their address.

Special Bank Holiday offer!
£10 OFF women's full-body Swedish massage.
Message me to book.

I only accept FEMALE clients.
My area is North London (N13).
1-hr Swedish massage is £50.

When you don't just pass, you pass with MERIT, it's time to celebrate, woohoo! 🎉🙏
ALL that hard work finally paid off! 😅
Might treat myself to a massage 🤣

Meet the Massage Therapist! Hi, I'm Kate, owner of Mermaid Massage UK, offering professional, deeply relaxing massage for women in North London. Just drop me a message if you're interested in treatments and we can work out what's right for you!

Are you in need of refreshment? Book yourself an hour-long relaxation session with me and I'll get to work on helping you feel revitalised and refreshed!

Ladies! Are you suffering with areas of tension in your body? I can offer you a custom-made massage with these specific areas in mind. Choose from back, neck & shoulders/ lower back & legs / face & scalp - whatever you need. Drop me a message and I'll get to work on you!

Treat your mama this Mother's Day with a blissfully relaxing full-body massage. 1 hr and half hr treatments available this week ~ 20% off with code MAMA. Doesn't have to be for your mum, could be a gift for any woman in your life, or even a treat to yourself!

Here at Mermaid Massage UK we use only the best oils for your skin. Organic, vegan, cold-pressed grapeseed oil glides beautifully onto your face and body. We also aim to make the treatment room as cosy and comfortable as possible. Our heated blanket will keep you snug no matter what the weather is doing! Treat yourself or your mum this Mother's Day. She'll love you for it!