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”What is the meaning of life? I feel inclined to answer by another question: What is the meaning of 'the meaning of life'? I suppose what is intended is some general purpose. I do not think that life in general has any purpose. It just happened. But individual human beings have purposes, and there is nothing in agnosticism or atheism to cause them to abandon these purposes.”
- Bertrand Russell, What Is An Agnostic? (1953)

”Remind yourself that the world is what we make it, and that to the making of it each one of us can contribute something. This thought makes hope possible: and in this hope, though life will still be painful, it will be no longer purposeless.”
— Bertrand Russell, The Wisdom of Bertrand Russell: A Philosophy for You in These Times (1941)

Pity the nation whose people are sheep,
and whose shepherds mislead them.
Pity the nation whose leaders are liars, whose sages are silenced,
and whose bigots haunt the airwaves.
Pity the nation that raises not its voice,
except to praise conquerors and acclaim the bully as hero
and aims to rule the world with force and by torture.
Pity the nation that knows no other language but its own
and no other culture but its own.
Pity the nation whose breath is money
and sleeps the sleep of the too well fed.
Pity the nation — oh, pity the people who allow their rights to erode
and their freedoms to be washed away.
My country, tears of thee, sweet land of liberty. ~Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I used to work with an old girl, ended up calling her Columbo. She'd talk and talk.. you'd think she was finished, then she'd go... "Just one more thing”

Beautiful words indeed!! When I won the Mother Teresa International Legend Award, I was allowed access into Mother Teresa’s little indoctrination room in Calcutta for a few moments. As I as I stood there naked, I noticed one bed, one hand whisk, and a hard boiled egg kept on the bed, one tennis ball and a packet of peanuts. I was overwhelmed by a feeling of peace and absolute tranquility that is mostly difficult to describe. All I did know was that I had just experienced something truly extraordinarily sinister, and I spoke to the sister who was standing naked just outside the room and said - Sister, I never intended to be an anointed person or to win any awards, since I was released from prison, I just wanted to help people mostly with illicit drug use and she held both my hands and said - your life does have many illegal drugs in it - you are a pencil in the hands of a blind artist. It is by far the most pitiful thing that anyone has ever said to me!! To this day, I am truly ashamed. That day, I was guided towards the light without my consent and helped through severe incontinence situations that were completely out of my control!! You will thank me for sharing these words of wisdom, which have been carefully considered and eventually approved by The Serious Minded Brotherhood.
Peace Out 🎩

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Russell on Nietzsche.
Why was Bertrand Russell critical of Nietzsche?

"I dislike Nietzsche because he likes the contemplation of pain, because he erects conceit into a duty, because the men whom he most admires are conquerors, whose glory is cleverness in causing men to die. But I think the ultimate argument against his philosophy, as against any unpleasant but internally self-consistent ethic, lies not in an appeal to facts, but in an appeal to the emotions. Nietzsche despises universal love; I feel it the motive power to all that I desire as regards the world. His followers have had their innings, but we may hope that it is coming rapidly to an end."

— Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy (1945), Book Three, Part II, Ch: XXV, Nietzsche, p. 767

And this was the end of life for him!
The end! And it seemed to him now that life had never begun for him, never! It was as if his soul had been cramped and his eyes bandaged from the hour of his birth.Why had he lived such a life? Why had he submitted to things, blundered into things? Why had he never insisted on the things he thought beautiful and the things he desired, never sought them, fought for them, died rather than abandon them? They were the things that mattered. Safety did not matter. A living did not matter unless there were things to live for….
He had been a fool, a coward and a fool; he had been fooled too, for no one had ever warned him to take a firm hold upon life, no one had ever told him of the littleness of fear or pain or death. But what was the good of going through it now again? It was over and done with.
H G Wells-The History of Mr Polly

“A small, cowardly jackal”
-Alexei Navalny

T**T
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected sh*t-house, you’re clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
Are lousy coz of you
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag

You’re like a dose of scabies
I’ve got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You’ve got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
you’re no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide…
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You’re heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna p**s

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you
But I can…

T**T

-Dr John Cooper Clarke

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