Murder Inc. London

THE BANANA RAMOS RETURNS!

That’s right, everyone’s favourite glass of fluffiness is returning for one night only. Next Monday (The 3rd) we are celebrating our 5th birthday so we’re throwing a massive party with Jagermeister! There’s going to be a special menu, some special guests and the same old fun. Get down and share a drink with us from 5pm.. probably book the next day off work as well.

There may also be a banana ramos flavoured birthday cake being thrown into the mix as well.

PSA: Open for some bank holiday action, y’all. Swing by and say howdy.

Bristol! MURDER X MILK THISTLE - WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

If you’re a fan of crap banter, fast drinks and unnecessarily big tunes, Kai and Oscar will be at your service.

8pm till late. Be there or be other places, but significantly less happy.

What both of these guys said - open as usual tomorrow.

Good people of Earth, let it be known we’ll be closed today so the team can frolic through meadows, drink champagne, and chortle at the sunshine in 3-5 minute windows - and by meadows we mean Dalston, and by champagne we mean cold pints.

You have our love; doors open as usual from tomorrow.

Incredibly proud of our boy for winning the Rising Star award at last night!

Frenchie's gone to Athens!

He'll be whipping up some of his signature drinks, and chaos, during the Athens Bar Show tomorrow!

One of the names on this poster is his.. We think.

TONIGHT!

The big lads from Manchester are down doing their thing in our little basement!

Expect freezing Hendricks martinis and sizzling hot honey!

The boys will be bringing the noise 7pm - late.

Oh and there will probably be a chance of a new profile picture with slinking about the place.

TONIGHT! We kick off the most tip-top hip-hop tomfoolery in London!

3 guest bars.
1 great night.

Early entry advised.

Afternoon, would you like a new bar?

Of course you would! Sure thing, here's the brand new Royal Cocktail Exchange! Based right behind us on 31 Windmill Street, open right now!

There's 2 floors of fun and one of them has windows!

Tris is taking over Employees Only in Singapore today!

Taking a pinch of the Murder goodness with him and adding that to his usual recipe of charm and fun to show the guys how we rock things below the streets of Soho.

He might play kiss from a rose too.

Murder Inc x is happening tonight!

Yes indeed - you’re likely accustomed to .goose being a thoroughly good chap in our bar in London, but in a wee while he’ll be popping up and doing more of that behaviour in non other than .

7pm onwards, head on down for some probably thoughtfully presented hard liquor, crisp smiles, and no doubt, a ruddy lovely time.

TOMORROW IS OUR BIRTHDAY!!
LET THEM EAT CAKE!

We've been around for 4 years now so we're hosting a party with to celebrate!

There's gonna be Cazcabel Tequila Birthday Cake and a special drinks menu made specifically for a big ol' party!

Live from five, too rare to die.

See ya there.

We're celebrating the 4th of July with Whistle Pig this year!

Remember the Maine: Whistle Pig 10 year, Cherry, Absinthe, Caraway, Bitters, Vermouth.

Unlike freedom from the British empire, this won't be hanging around for long! Grab it whilst you can.

THURSDAY!

Our sexy friends from Paris are taking over the bar! will be behind the stick smashing out some delicious drinks with Also .mess will be performing amongst the candle light and neon signs. This is one sexy mess not to miss!

And last in our film poster series, it's Craig.

Craig enjoys escaping and being generally sour, so naturally he's starring in Escape From New York.. The Spanish version.

Do not translate this poster.

Apparently it was recently World Bartender Day, an important part of being a good bartender is being able to adapt to your surroundings and guests in order to offer the best experience possible, much like Tristan here!

He's able to adapt so well that he can be every character in the film Hook! Even Tinkerbell! Especially Tinkerbell.

Great work Tristan. Top Banana.

Stop!

Look at this sausage. And look what he's holding (it's a sausage).

We've got a private party on tonight so we'll be open a little bit later than usual. Swing by after 8:30 and you can get your fill of usual Murder Inc goodness.

Rejoice! January is over and it's time for us all to be happy again, much like Sam here!

Sam joined us at Murder about 6 months ago and has not stopped talking since. You'll find him most days making drinks very very quickly and making noises very very loudly.

Next time you're in be sure to give him a crisp high 5 and ask him what the hell this poster's all about.

Happy February folks!

Dima's Delicious Sour!

Dima's Ukrainian Vodka, Peach Wine, Lemongrass, Citrus, Bitters.

We've teamed up with to help support Ukraine. £1 from each drink sold will raise money to help donate first aid kits to those in need!

And there's peach in it.

January can be a scary month, but never quiiiite as scary as French Tom dressed as a clown.

Tom joined us at some point last year and has moulded so well with the team we've forgotten exactly when it was, which is also pretty scary. He's a sucker for a drink with (G)orgeat or Viole(n)t liqueur in it.

Ask him about his favourite French Monk Mountain Liqueur next time you're in.

We all float down here.

Tonight's your last chance to grab a drink with us in 2022!

Big thanks to anyone that came down this year to drink, sing and be generally debaucherous with us. (Kiss From A Rose shall forever be the singalong song of Murder)

We're closed tomorrow for a well earned lay down and a lemonade, so we'll catch you tonight!

Open 'til late.

Whether or not you agree if it's a Christmas film, I think we can all come together and agree it's a brilliant poster to rip off!

Tonight's your last chance to pop in and wish us all Merry Christmas before we have a little break.

Live from 5, something something mince pies!

This time of year calls for classic movies, classic cocktails and terrible jokes. So we've combined all 3 to keep everyone's spirits up.

Introducing Oscar! A lot of you will have seen him around already, critiquing hot sauces and avoiding bananas at all cost. Oscar combined his love for Rum and Gilets and was inspired to recreate one of the best movie posters ever made:

Daiq To The Future!

"Where we're going, we don't need fine strainers"

There's been a few questions about our drink this year so let's satisfy your needs for answers:

Q: Is that a little shoe?
A: Yes, that is in fact a little shoe on the side of your drink.

Q: Can I keep the little shoe?
A: Of course you can keep the little shoe!

Q: Can I drink Bailey's from the little shoe?
A: We've yet to try it, but we'd never get in the way of you accomplishing your dreams.

Q: How many types of little shoes are there?
A: There are 4 styles of little shoe, each as funky as the next.

Q: Are they all the same little shoe?
A: There are actually left and rights, so you can get a pair in case you want to pimp your guinea pig or something.

Q: When can I get the little shoes?
A: They're available until Saturday!

Q: What drink do the little shoes come with?
A: The BKE (Big Kick Energy). A delicious carbonated mix of Hennessy, maple-peach liqueur and super dry cider, it's a banger!

Q: What time do you open!?
A: We're live from 5pm

Happy Cocktail week folks!

TOMORROW!

Our pals at PennyRoyal in Cardiff are jumping behind the bar at Murder to offer us all some delicious treats!

We provide the bar,
provide the tinder and providing the fire!

🔥🔥🔥

Our Cardiff counterparts know how to party, they know how to make delicious drinks and they know how to look good doing it.

Brace yourselves.

Live from 5.

It's time to kick off London cocktail week!

Fresh out of the box is one of this year's offerings:

BKE
Hennessy VS Cognac, maple-peach liqueur, exceedingly dry cider - all carbonated to f$€k, served on the rocks and garnished with some less-than-official Air Jordans.

£7 with a LCW wristband.

This is Lill, you probably know Lill, Lill's great, look at Lill!

Though she’s wearing the wrong apron, this isn’t just a photo of Lill - it’s a capture of her very essence.

She radiates confidence, affection and beauty. She’s adequately moisturised - flourishing, truly in her lane. There’s just a slight note of madness in the eyes - not quite staring into a Lovecraftian abyss, but you know in your marrow that this human has never been, for so much as a second, dull.

Anyway. It’s her last shift with us tonight, and we will miss her tremendously. Come and give her plenty of love.

OK, don't get us wrong - Craig, Sam, Leila, Andy - they're all attractive people. But, as mere mortals, they're weaklings by comparison, so it's with no degree of overstatement that we say:

TONIGHT IS RORY’S LAST NIGHT.
REPEAT LAST NIGHT
HE WILL WORK HERE NO LONGER
THE WHOLE TEAM BY AVERAGE IS 30% LESS HANDSOME

Yes yes, we know we should talk about how amazing he’s been since our first night open, over 3 years ago. About his contributions, growth, progression, the lolz, the non-lolz… but honestly we’re still looking at this picture of him, so maybe later.

Live from 5.