Chaplins Formal Suit & Kilt Hire

🐾 MAN'S BEST MAN! 🐾

🐕 Love a dog at a wedding! 🐕
☑️ Yes we can! ☑️

Don't leave your best friend at home.
Add your pooch to your Groomsmen party & feel free to bring him along to fittings for lots of fuss, treats & dress up!

🐾 DOGS WELCOME ANYTIME 🐾
➡️ (humans by appointment only!) ⬅️

📱 Book a dog-friendly appointment online at www.chaplinsmenswear.co.uk/ 💻

🎩Professional Suit & Kilt Hire 🎩
"Bringing old-school personal service back to Swindon"

At Chaplins we pride ourselves on our service.

Our suit & kilt hire service is traditional, professional & personalised to both you and your party.

The Chaplins store in Swindon town centre is traditionally styled with leather armchairs and even a bar to make your visit an event, not a chore.

"A Chaplins Gentleman Is Always Prepared"

In-store bookings are invited through our website* at https://chaplinsmenswear.co.uk/

*we're not complete Luddites!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
25.01.2024
(English translation)

Good luck to you and your honest, plump face,

Great chieftain of the pudding race!

Above them all you take your place,

gut, stomach-lining, or intestine,

You're well worth a grace

as long as my arm.

The overloaded serving tray there you fill,

Your buttocks shaped like a distant hilltop,

Your wooden skewer could be used to fix a mill

if need be,

While through your pores your juices drip

like liquid gold.

His knife see the serving-man clean,

And then cut you up with great skill,

Making a trench in your bright, gushing guts

To form a ditch,

And then, 0h! What a glorious sight!

Warm, steaming, and rich!

Then, spoonful after spoonful, they eagerly eat,

The devil will get the last bit, on they go,

Until all their well-stretched stomachs, by-and-by,

are bent like drums,

Then the head of the family, about to burst,

murmurs “Thank the Lord".

Is there a pretentious soul who, over his French ragout,

Or Italian cuisine that would make a pig sick,

Or French stew that would make that same pig ill

with complete and utter disgust,

Looks down with a sneering, scornful attitude,

on such a meal? (as Haggis)

Poor devil! See him over his trash!

As feeble as a withered bullrush,

His skinny leg no thicker than a thin rope,

His fist the size of a nut,

Through a river or field to travel,

Completely unfit!

But look at the healthy, Haggis-fed person!

The trembling earth respects him as a man!

Put a knife in his fist,

He'll make it work!

And legs, and arms, and heads will come off,

Like the tops of thistle.

You Powers who look after mankind,

And dish out his bill of fare,

Old Scotland wants no watery, wimpy stuff

That splashes about in little wooden bowls!

But, if You will grant her a grateful prayer,

Give her a Haggis!

Superior Suit & Kilt Hire For Your Special Occasion

Old-school Gentlemens Club Store on Commercial Road, Swindon

www.chaplinsmenwear.co.uk

🤵🏾Get the guys together & enjoy a private consultation in our Gentlemen's Club suit store🤵

🍺BYO!🍻 (yes you may😜)

'A Chaplins Gentleman Is Always Prepared'

🎩 A CHAPLINS GENTLEMAN IS ALWAYS PREPARED 🎩

At Chaplins Formal Suit & Kilt Hire we can offer your entire Groomsmen party an unrivalled level of service in our Gentlemen's Club styled store.
Book Online at www.chaplinsmenswear.co.uk

(The wedding shopping experience isn't just for the girls!)

🎩 A CHAPLINS GENTLEMAN & HIS DOG IS ALWAYS PREPARED 🐾

At Chaplins Formal Suit & Kilt Hire we can offer your entire Groomsmen party an unrivalled level of service in our Gentlemen's Club styled store.
Book Online at www.chaplinsmenswear.co.uk

(The wedding shopping experience isn't just for the girls!)

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Restrictions (and waistlines!) eased, summer weddings are on track to be better than ever! Don’t delay - book online to come and see us in store and book your wedding suits!

With the wedding restrictions relaxed, you can finally have all your best blokes with you on the big day (the wedding, not stag😜)
Join us in our gentlemen’s club inspired store for a relaxed and fun appointment where we can find the perfect suit for you and the guys.
Don’t forget, GROOM GOES FREE!

All in the details 🔥💯
The finishing touches are what sets a good suit apart.

We have some great tailored and slim fit pieces in store which are perfect for Prom. This navy is a particular fave!

Match the tie and pocket square to your prom date and off you go!

Come and see us to book your Prom suit - fittings will be completed close to the day for complete confidence.

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Chaplins booked ✅
Suits fitted ✅
Wedding chores - COMPLETED! ✅

Is there an easier way to earn brownie points for the new wife to be?!🤙


Get booking grooms!!

Prom 2021📍
Don’t fret about growth spurts or purchasing an exceedingly expensive suit that won’t fit in 2 months time - renting is the way forward!

With modern tailored styles, our Prom range comes in a variety of colour choices, with fittings right up close to Prom to ensure the perfect fit every time.

Book an appointment online go come and find the dream suit!

Tops and tails, to tweed or tux! With multiple styles and colour choices to choose from, quick lead times, competitive packages and expert service, Chaplins hire is here to get you set for the big day.

We are THIS excited about all our upcoming weddings!!
Don’t forget, our hire range goes right from toddler range, so your little men will become grooms-men!
Book online to come and see us!

If you’ve been waiting for the go ahead from Boris to get married, now is the time!! With restrictions to weddings easing, we are looking forward to meeting our new couples who can (finally) tie the knot.

Book online to come and visit! Link in bio.

Helpful FAQ's and info - worth a read!

Classic grey tailored suit - can you really beat it!?
Perfect for Prom 2021! Book online now and take advantage of our special deals - 2piece hire starts at just £48!!

One of our best sellers - the sharp blue suit with tweed details ✨
Book online now 🎩

Come and see us at our studio in the town centre - we have loads of choice for wedding and prom 2021 suit hire 🎩

Navy slim fit suits in our Prom range from £55!! Get booked in asap- diary is filling fast!

PROM 2021!
Gents get yourselves booked in for our Prom hire - we have some availability left for this Saturday!
Two-piece dinner jacket and trousers only £48 for the night!!