Alternative Stitch

New Snoop Dog Fo’ Shizzle Dog Poo Bag Holder design, just listed in my Etsy shop!

Happy Friday everyone!
Anyone else struggle to find that one black T-shirt in all the black clothes they have? 🖤
This patch is available in my Etsy store ‘Altstitch’ (link in bio)

So many village idiots… so few dragons 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Available now in my Etsy shop!

✨Knows a lot about serial killers✨
Embroidered patch, perfect for any true crime fan!
Available in my Etsy shop!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1404455440/knows-a-lot-about-serial-killers-iron-on

Knows a Lot About Serial Killers Iron on True Crime Lover - Etsy UK This Patches item by AltStitch has 5 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on 30 Mar, 2023

You get murd3red first 😂

AlternativeStitch on TikTok You get murd3red first for once 😂 This motel style embroidered keyring is available on my etsy shop, address in bio ☺️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYCyfJ8B/

AlternativeStitch on TikTok Feed me trash and tell me I’m pretty! 🦝 Embroidered patch available in my etsy shop, address in bio x

After a little break to re-group and get some stuff going behind the scenes my Etsy shop is now back online with a slightly new look!
I will be separating band merchandise under a separate account soon so watch this space and in the mean time go check out my shop, starting with this cute new patch design!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1418715351/cute-baphomet-today-is-gonna-be-my-day?click_key=4495ee1c6f9e9581c6d366ca82dcbb7785a9efbe%3A1418715351&click_sum=d97f4a3d&ref=shop_home_active_1

Cute Baphomet Today is Gonna Be My Day Embroidered Patch - Etsy UK This Patches item is sold by AltStitch. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on 16 Feb, 2023

Got some new pet poo bag holders up this week, here's the link to check them out:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?section_id=34092794
I love how much everyone seems to like these 😂
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Got a few new releases in my Etsy shop, these have 15% off for one week! I know, I'm good to you guys!
Please feel free to share, no code needed, all new releases are 15% off x
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?section_id=38821474

Got a few new releases in my Etsy shop, these have 15% off for one week! I know, I'm good to you guys!
Please feel free to share, no code needed, all new releases are 15% off x
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?section_id=38821474

AltStitch - Etsy UK Shop Alternative Stitch Embroidery Products by AltStitch located in Manchester, England. Rave reviews! 95% or more recent reviews were 5 stars.

Don't let the bastards grind you down ✊

This embroidered patch is now available on my etsy page
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1258567001/handmaids-tale-embroidered-patch?click_key=9de2c9010d747ff90909a3deac68662f8b9b70cd%3A1258567001&click_sum=dacaacd7&ref=shop_home_active_1

In light of recent events I have some new listings in my etsy shop...
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1244561730/f-uterus-patch-embroidered-feminist?click_key=178943af25b1d02878c6f0050027cdc6a547158d%3A1244561730&click_sum=9b78c7af&ref=shop_home_active_3

F Uterus Patch Embroidered Feminist Patch | Etsy UK This Patches item is sold by AltStitch. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on 27 Jun, 2022

15% off my entire etsy shop! No code needed, now until midnight Sunday 15th, Happy Friday!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch

Happy Friday 13th! As I am a huge fan of all that is horror, I thought I would give you lovely lot a sale to celebrate 🎉😁
From now through to Sunday midnight you can get 15% anything in my Etsy Shop (etsy wouldn't let me choose 13 so you lucky guys get an extra 2% 😉)
NO CODE REQUIRED, JUST FOLLOW THE LINK 😊
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1149226548/mommys-special-boy-jason-vorhees?click_key=c1fad0af949b33c09a08023f965af062bb092fe7%3A1149226548&click_sum=50aabf64&ga_search_query=Jason&ref=shop_items_search_3&pro=1

Not my usual thing but couldn't resist the easter cuteness 🐰🐣😍

These are both available on my etsy page

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1189342264/cute-chick-keyring-kawaii-chicken-keyfob?click_key=934a1822563ca82f6d1b977814a67fde97873f93%3A1189342264&click_sum=bc4a9158&ref=shop_home_active_1

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1189340856/cute-bunny-keyring-kawaii-bunny-keyfob?click_key=61b0951e96b84db73015f98bd07cc9734838b24f%3A1189340856&click_sum=aaa9631b&ref=shop_home_active_2

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✨Brand New Invisi-Patch✨

Amazing new embroidery technology, can be worn anywhere as no one can see it!

On my etsy for today only!

One two, Freddie coming for you.....

✨Nightmare on Elm Street Motel Style Keyring✨

Available to buy on my etsy page
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1203252585/nightmare-on-elm-street-motel-style?ref=shop_home_active_9

✨Impale The Patriarchy 🦄✨

This embroidered bookmark is available on my etsy page:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1203243645/impale-the-patriarchy-embroidered?ref=shop_home_active_12

On Wednesdays we wear pink.....

✨Burn Book Embroidered Keyring✨

Here's the link to buy:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1163794503/burn-book-keyring-mean-girls-film-keyfob?ref=shop_home_active_21

This is still one of my favourite makes, thinking of offering a few different colour choices as I've done a few custom requests, what colours would you like to see?
Available in my etsy shop
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1026557665/doc-martens-boot-keyring-purple-faux?ref=shop_home_active_1

✨Pardon the mess, my kids a feral✨

Don't think I have ever felt a design so hard 😂
Anyone else need this tea towel?

Available to buy from my etsy shop:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1199389511/pardon-the-mess-my-kids-are-feral?ref=shop_home_active_12

Where are all the HP fans? 🧙‍♂️
🌟 Straight outta Azkaban embroidered patch 🌟

Link to buy on etsy :

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1116095499/straight-out-of-azkaban-sew-on-patch?ref=shop_home_active_102

Straight Out of Azkaban Sew on Patch Iron on Embroidered Badge | Etsy UK Straight Outta Azkaban, Wizard Inspired Patch ~ Embroidered patch ~Made using 100% heavy cotton and polyester embroidery thread ~ Each patch is backed with an iron on backing ~Patch can be attached to item by ironing on reverse (DO NOT IRON DIRECTELY ON FRONT OF PATCH) ~ It is recommended to

🎵I've got a golden ticket! 🎶

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1199415447/wonka-golden-ticket-keyring-charlie-and?ref=shop_home_active_5

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Dun dun.... Dun dun..... Dundundundundadadahhhh🤣🦈
Shark week travel/clutch bag!
I laughed wayyyy to hard making this design 😂
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1199421963/shark-week-clutch-bag-period-product-bag?ref=shop_home_active_1

🌟New embroidered tea towel designs up on my etsy page🌟

My personal favourite is this one 😂
I'm running out of reasons not to stab you....
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1185437672/im-running-out-of-reasons-not-to-stab?ref=shop_home_active_2

✨This is your friendly reminder on a Monday morning, don't be a today 😁✨

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1129824939/dont-be-a-ttopotamus-quilted-mug-rug?ref=shop_home_active_4

Don't Be a Ttopotamus Quilted Mug Rug Mature Adult | Etsy UK Dont Be A Twatopotamus Uncensored photo in additional pictures. ~ Quilted Mug Rug ~Embroidered Design ~ Hand finished ~ Stylish way to protect surfaces from hot drinks ~Measures approximately 4.65(w) X 6.94(h) ~ Please message with any personalisation requests (colour etc) ~ Small,

✨Eat the Patriarchy✨

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1164320721/eat-the-patriarchy-jurassic-dinosaur-mug?ref=shop_home_active_1

✨Just the tip....✨

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1149215008/just-the-tip-i-promise-michael-myers?ref=shop_home_active_15

Current mood....
✨Feed me trash and tell me I'm pretty✨

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1163173273/trash-racoon-feed-me-trash-and-tell-me?ref=shop_home_active_3

Thank you so much for all the likes, comments, purchases and support over the last year, I am now officially closed until the New Year!
I hope you all have a great Christmas and New year and I will be back with new ideas and designs, thank you! X
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Skull santa stocking 💀🎅
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1123974364/skull-santa-quilted-stocking-gothic?ref=shop_home_active_2&frs=1

Skull Santa Quilted Stocking Gothic Christmas Stocking | Etsy This is a truly unique Christmas stocking and would make an amazing gift. This stocking is quilted and fully lined with a soft fluffy edging. This item measures approximately 10 inches in height and 6 1/2 inches across at its widest point.

Any Parents out there regretting their decision to start a 'fun, family tradition'? 😂
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1137712455/snitches-get-stitches-elf-on-the-shelf?ref=shop_home_active_9&frs=1
**ktheelfontheshelf

Anyone else had a bit of a rough year?!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1117238727/2021-very-bad-would-not-recommend-one?ref=shop_home_active_7&frs=1

Krampus is coming to town, have you been good or bad? 😈
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1128678229/krampus-is-coming-to-town-christmas-tree?ga_search_query=Krampus&ref=shop_items_search_1&frs=1

It just wouldn't be Christmas without Jack and Sally ❤️🎄
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1114723930/nightmare-before-christmas-jack-and?ref=shop_home_active_15&frs=1

My favourite Christmas movie of all time has got to be National Lampoon Christmas Vacation, what's your favourite? 🎄🎥
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?
*ttersfull ?

This Christmas remember to Deck the Halls.... and not your family 😂 🎄
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?section_id=36274697

Less than a month until Christmas Day, Smegging Hell! 😂🎄🎅
Been working hard on some Christmas ornaments, here is one for the boys from the Dwarf
Follow the link to see all the Christmas ornaments up for grabs on my etsy page
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AltStitch?section_id=36274697