IKEA

我只係話榴槤咁臭好卑鄙，絕對冇講過食榴槤臭親人嗰班人好卑鄙喎（但有諗過）。
召集反榴槤協會嘅會員一齊嚟IKEA 瑞典美食廊掃晒啲月餅返去掉落街，唔好畀班冰皮之徒得逞！

I'm just saying durians smell so bad, it's disgusting, absolutely never mentioned that those who eat durians and smell bad are despicable (but have thought about it).
Calling all members of the anti-durian association to visit the IKEA Swedish Food Market together and sweep away those mooncakes, don't let those snowy mooncake enthusiasts have their way!

你唔Bear我又點知我Bear你食埋啲臭榴槤呀？
夠膽就喺7月25號至7月31號，嚟IKEA同我鬥Bear囉！

我係IKEA嘅DJUNGELSKOG 毛公仔：https://bit.ly/IKEA-DJUNGELSKOG-毛公仔-褐色熊

Don’t you dare look at me, you stinky durian lover!
But if you have decided to come clean, you can bring me home with the best price from 25-31 July and look at each other every night

老友你咁瞓身為乜？

有屋企唔返，走嚟IKEA瞓⋯真係舒服啲咩？貪佢冷氣夠涼？唔驚畀人趕？

既然你咁瞓身，IKEA實會瞓身撐返你。

瞓身去瞓： https://bit.ly/IKEA-睡好覺-做好夢

（戴返嗰頭盔先：要瞓都係返屋企瞓啦）

#撐住每個瞓身的理由

Why are you guys having a snooze fest in here?

Ditching your own beds to sleep in IKEA.. is it really that comfy?

But hey, since you’re all in on it, we’ll back you up all the way.

All in on sleep: https://bit.ly/Sleep_sleep_sleep

（but…if you really needa sleep, please go home ）

唔使嚟講：「我係你阿爸！」

淨係嚟IKEA沙田／荃灣分店，Like呢個Post然後將呢個Post展示畀「顧客服務部」嘅同事睇，就可以直接換榴槤卷一個！！！

無花無假㗎！未再話小編點你哋！

送完即止

You don’t have to shout “I am your father” to get a free durian roll!

Just visit IKEA Shatin/ Tsuen Wan store and show this “liked” post to colleagues at the Customer Service Counter, you will have a chance to redeem a free durian roll!!!

Not April fool, thank Editor later!

While stock lasts

【榴槤熊反榴槤大行動 正式啟動！】
嗱嗱嗱嗱嗱，知你哋想屈我榴槤熊講粗口㗎喇，唔該睇咗翻譯先：
AA = 大鑊！
BB = 好臭呀！
CCCC = 我想嘔呀！
CCCCAABBB = 我想嘔呀大鑊好臭呀！！！
希望各位知書識禮嘅反榴槤協會會員，千祈千祈唔好喺IKEA對住班榴槤Fan屎講九字真言，我哋只要靜靜地參加「榴槤熊反榴槤大行動💩」就ok喇好冇～

「榴槤熊反榴槤大行動💩」參與方法：
1.⁠ ⁠去IKEA沙田及荃灣分店，影低任何一個「榴槤熊警告」 （Comment位置有樣睇）
2.⁠ ⁠影完之後Upload上IG Story， 再 #榴槤熊反榴槤大行動
3.⁠ ⁠Post完之後，只要展示呢個IG Story畀沙田／荃灣分店「顧客服務部」嘅同事睇，就可以直接換領榴槤卷乙個（人多嘅話記住排隊）
4.⁠ ⁠換完大大力掉咗去⋯垃圾桶
5. 禮成！（數量有限，送完即止！記住留意IG Story睇最新update！）

最後⋯如果大家想再大力啲支持榴槤熊嘅！！！
可以順便喺IKEA沙田／荃灣分店買任何傢俬家飾單一消費滿$150（獲得夾榴槤公仔鎖匙扣機會一次）順手帶走埋隻臭嘢！thx！

[Durian Bear Anti-durian Operation - Officially launched!]
Hey! I know you people want me, Durian Bear, to curse out loud, but please read the translation first:
AA = Eww!
BB = So stinky!
CCCC = I feel nauseous!
CCCCAABBB = I feel nauseous, eww, so stinky!!!
I hope all the well-mannered members of the anti-durian association understand that we should not use vulgar language toward durian fans at IKEA. Let's just silently participate in the "Durian Bear Anti-durian Operation💩" and that's it, all good?

"Durian Bear Anti-durian Operation💩" How to participate:
1.⁠ ⁠Go to IKEA Shatin and Tsuen Wan stores, take a photo of any "Durian Bear Warning" sign (Check the comment section for reference).
2.⁠ ⁠After taking the photo, upload it to your IG Story, tag , and use .
3.⁠ ⁠After posting, simply show your IG Story to the colleagues at the Customer Service Counter to redeem a durian roll. (Remember to queue if there are many people).
4.⁠ ⁠Redeem it and give it a mighty drop... into the rubbish bin.
5. Mission accomplished! (Limited quantity, so grab yours while you can! Keep an eye on our IG Story for the latest updates!)

Lastly... if you want to support Durian Bear even more!!!
You can also make a single purchase of any furniture or home decor worth $150 or more at IKEA Shatin/Tsuen Wan branch (for a chance to win a durian plush keychain) and take home that stinky thing! Thanks!

警告你哋食完榴槤，唔好用嗰對污糟嘅手掂我。
控制唔到自己嘅，唔該喺7月18號至7月24，同我遠離IKEA。

我係IKEA嘅DJUNGELSKOG 毛公仔：https://bit.ly/IKEA-DJUNGELSKOG-毛公仔

Warning you! Do not use your filthy fingers to touch me after eating durian.
If you have a problem controlling your hands, please stay away from IKEA between 18-24 July.

I am the IKEA DJUNGELSKOG doll: https://bit.ly/IKEA-DJUNGELSKOG-doll

！！！榴槤熊獨家消息！！！
收到風榴槤新地好似應該有機會係最後一輪喇（歡呼）
召集反榴槤協會嘅會員，今日起一齊去IKEA美食站bye bye榴槤條尾！售完即止（歡呼）

#加16蚊可以加一份榴槤肉 #最多加5球 #我就就我諗就起都臭 #希望冇人加

!!! Exclusive news from Durian Bear !!!
Rumour has it durian sundae has finally come to the last round! (hurray)
Calling all members of the anti-durian association - From now on, Gather at the IKEA Bistro and farewell those stinky things! While stocks last. (hurray)

滑雪老細前排叫小編度下點樣將榴槤熊呢個角色，放落分店Sell產品⋯
我諗咗足足七七四十九秒，突然叮一聲：整啲懶搞笑嘅榴槤熊警告牌咪得囉！於是我用多七七四十九分鐘寫咗啲（我覺得）幾有趣嘅文案，諗住實掂過碌蔗啦。
但係好可惜⋯我辦事不力⋯做唔到舖頭嘅Stand突⋯老細最後偷偷地叫分店同事幫手寫返警告牌入面啲字，仲偷偷地出埋街⋯
唉，唔講咁多，你哋自己落各大門市自己睇。係各大門市都會有，幫手支持下！

Boss asked me how to incorporate Durian Bear character into our store to sell products...
I pondered for a full forty nine seconds when suddenly there was a ding: Why not create a funny Durian Bear warning sign! So, I spent another forty-nine minutes writing some (what I thought were) interesting cases, thinking it would be a fun addition.
But unfortunately... I failed to execute... I couldn't set up the stand... In the end, Boss secretly asked the colleagues at the store to help write the words on the warning sign and even secretly took it to the street...
Well, in other words, not happy about it, but let's not dwell on it, see for yourself.

唔該嗰班話榴槤味香嘅人，同我即刻去驗下個鼻，同埋喺7月11號至7月17號期間，嚟IKEA聞下咩先叫真正嘅香。

我係IKEA嘅ENSTAKA 杯裝香味蠟燭：https://bit.ly/IKEA-ENSTAKA-杯裝香味蠟燭

For those who agree that durian smells good, please consult an otolaryngologist immediately, then visit IKEA during 11-17 July and learn what a good smell is like.

I am the IKEA ENSTAKA scented candle in glass: https://bit.ly/IKEA-ENSTAKA-scented-candle-in-glass

小編覺得返工係我嘅本份（揞住良心）
努力為減價出post⋯低至5折到7月17號！
談唔上係辛苦（至奇）⋯
#休息唔夠 #生意都唔夠

快啲嚟門市睇有咩抵買！或即上：https://bit.ly/IKEA_減價係要衝

The editor feels that going to work is my duty (covering my conscience).
Working hard to post about discounts! IKEA’s discount is until July 17th!



Hurry to our store to see what's worth buying! or check out on our site:https://bit.ly/IKEA_Summer_Sale_

每次同friend出去郊遊或者去旅行，其實都係友情大考驗，玩玩下發現對方唔夾，仲衰過唔幫手plan 活動嘅伸手黨！想成件事玩得夠爽，唔想黑口黑面，去完唔使反面？等IKEA 幫你同個friend一齊做個最佳爽友啦！包你哋爽住去爽住返：https://bit.ly/IKEA-大眾化設計-低價創造不平凡

Whenever you go on a trip or an outing with friends, it's actually a big challenge of your friendship. When you start playing together, you sometimes realize that it’s hard to click with your friends. Different habits on a trip might be even worse than meeting a free rider! If you wish for a really fun time, do not end up with a sour face. Come and let IKEA help you to become the best fun buddies! We'll make sure you have a great trip: https://bit.ly/IKEA-Democratic-design-quality-design-live-better

衝咗未？！最後機會喇！優惠唔等人，走咗就無！錯過唔好喊~到時候啲心水貨品賣曬，小編都幫你唔到啊。講到口臭都再講多一次啦，過千件精選貨品低至5折，到7月17日咋 !

yuu 會員專享優惠仲抵！買6件或以上精選減價貨品，額外再9折！把握最後機會啦：https://bit.ly/IKEA-減SALE

Hurry up! This is your final call to grab these irresistible deals! Let me repeat it one more time, over a thousand selected items at up to 50% off, until 17 July! Offers won't wait for you, once you miss it, it's gone!

Also exclusive offers await yuu members! Get an extra 10% off when you buy 6 or more selected sale items. Grab the last chance now: https://bit.ly/-IKEA-SALE

榴槤熊溫提各位反榴槤人士：
趁而家到7月10嚟IKEA買STARKVIND 茶几連空氣清新機有優惠，好快啲入手返一個！唔係吸啲榴槤臭吸到個肺都綠埋⋯

我係IKEA嘅STARKVIND 茶几連空氣清新機：https://bit.ly/IKEA-STARKVIND-茶几連空氣清新機

Durian Bear’s warm reminder to anti-durian individuals:
While it's still available until 10 July, visit IKEA and grab the special promotion on the STARKVIND table with an air purifier. That way, you won't have to worry about inhaling the strong durian odor and turning your lungs green…

I am the IKEA STARKVIND table with air purifier: https://bit.ly/IKEA-STARKVIND-table-with-air-purifier

唔講咁多，IKEA減緊價，完～
你唔衝嚟買都要衝嚟行，即刻睇有咩筍嘢啦，低至五折到7月17號！
https://bit.ly/IKEA_減價係要衝

Editor done talking, IKEA is now on SALE!
selected items are now up to 50% off and lasts until 17 July
https://bit.ly/IKEA_Summer_Sale_

哈哈哈⋯哈哈哈！
啲榴槤好臭呀！好好味呀！

IKEA又出咗新榴槤肉喇！哈哈！
今次係D175紅蝦榴槤肉！好臭好濃㗎！哈哈！
想試下嘅話，就記住喺7月12號或之前嚟IKEA美食站試下啦！哈哈！

#一切照舊 #加13蚊可以加榴槤肉

Weee! HAHAHA…
The durian is sooo stinky! Taste sooo goood!

Another round of new durian meat has arrived at IKEA! HAHA!
This time it is the D175 Red Prawn durian! So creamy and stinky! HAHA!
If you wanna have a taste, visit the IKEA Bistro by 12 July! HAHA!

見到女神要衝去追、減價機票要衝去買、花生要衝去食、咁IKEA 夏日大減價你衝咗未先？！仲未就快啦！ 過千件減價貨品低至5折等緊你！咁着數，梗係衝動消費！
唔好話小編唔提你優惠去到7月17日 ，錯過咗你真係可以衝去喊！https://bit.ly/IKEA-減價仲唔衝

Just like how you rush for discounted flight tickets or get your dream girl, IKEA's summer sale is definitely worth rushing for! With over a thousand discounted items, you can enjoy up to 50% off discounts. Don't miss out! These offers are valid until 17 July. Check them out here: https://bit.ly/IKEA-On-Sale . Grab these deals before it's too late!

我表面上係一個喇叭，實際上，我係一個空氣清新機嚟㗎囉！
唔該你哋同我喺6月27號至7月3號，嚟IKEA買我返去睇清楚啦（藐咀）

我係IKEA嘅DAJLIEN 空氣清新機：https://bit.ly/IKEA-DAJLIEN-空氣清新機

Excuse me? Am I a speaker to you?
I am indeed an air purifier for your information!

Please please please, bring me home by 3 July with the best price and look at me carefully~

I am the IKEA DAJLIEN air purifier: https://bit.ly/IKEA-DAJLIEN-air-purifier

最近小編心情有啲Down，因為個天好暗（失落）

好彩見到IKEA呢個BRÖGGAN系列，令我Feel到人生係充滿希望同色彩！我決定⋯我決定要努力OT嚟回報公司嘅色彩之恩！

想人生多返啲色彩嘅：https://bit.ly/IKEA-BRÖGGAN系列

Lately, Editor has been feeling a bit down because the days have been so gloomy and dark (feeling lost).

Thankfully, I came across the BRÖGGAN collection from IKEA, and it has injected a sense of hope and color back into my life! I've made up my mind... I'm determined to put in extra effort and repay the kindness of color to my company!

Ready to add more color to life? https://bit.ly/IKEA-BRÖGGAN-collection

我真係好Q⋯好細粒呀。
想用我嚟裝起啲仲Q仲細粒嘅嘢，就喺6月20號至6月26號嚟IKEA買我走啦！

我係IKEA嘅HÖVAGN 連蓋箱：https://bit.ly/IKEA-HÖVAGN-連蓋箱

Am I too cute to be true?
If you want me to carry something even cuter, take me home from IKEA by 26 June at the best price!

I am the IKEA HÖVAGN (cutest) box with lid: https://bit.ly/IKEA-HÖVAGN-box-with-lid

「衝」係一門學問，除咗要睇準時機，仲要有吸引嘅理由！ IKEA 清貨大減價限時優惠，過千件精選貨品低至5折！yuu會然仲有專享優惠，買6件或以上精選減價貨品，額外有9折！咁大個理由都唔衝，真係對唔住自己㗎～

咩話？你仲要慢慢睇準時機？都話明係有時限啦，優惠由即日起做到17/7咋: https://bit.ly/IKEA_減價係要衝

而家咪就係最好時機囉！衝啊！



Whenever you are going for something, aside from seizing the chance, you need a compelling reason! IKEA Summer Sale, limited-time offers on selected items at up to 50% off! And with exclusive offers for yuu members, you can get extra 10% off on buying 6 or more selected discounted items. What a fascinating reason! If you don't go for it with a deal this good, you're really doing yourself a disservice.

You still hesitate about the right timing? As mentioned, the promotion is time-limited, running from now until 17/7 only: https://bit.ly/IKEA_Summer_Sale_

Now is already the perfect timing! Go for it!

正當榴槤熊我個鼻已經對D24榴槤產生免疫⋯

IKEA你好嘢！就喺今日推出新榴槤口味－D168 紅肉榴槤肉 🤢

按數字上都知道D168 應該都比 D24臭多7倍！！！！

想知道7倍臭味係點嘅，就喺6月30號或之前，嚟IKEA美食站自己聞親飽（無你哋咁好氣）

小編補充：尖鯊嘴、銅鑼灣同太古猩為咗慶祝榴槤月，美食站會延長開到晚上十點！（大家唔使理呢隻白卡熊）

#一切照舊 #加13蚊可以加榴槤肉

While my nose is immune from D24 durian…

Good work IKEA! Launching new durian favour - D168 durian meat to challenge me?!🤢

Numbers tell us that D168 is 7x more stinky than D24!!!

If you are curious about how 7x stinky attacks your nose, visit IKEA Bistro by 30 June and find out yourself (Don’t bother me please)

Editor supplement: Tsim Sha Tsui, Causeway Bay and Taikoo Shing’s IKEA Bistro will extend service hours to 10pm to celebrate Durian Month! (Forget about that mental bear)

我知道啦，你買埋買埋嗰啲書係道具嚟㗎啫⋯
不過唔緊要，雖然睇書嘅人會當我係書架，但唔睇書嘅人（aka你）可以同樣當我係一件道具！快啲喺6月13號至6月19號嚟IKEA買我呢件道具返去擺你屋企啲道具啦～

我係IKEA嘅VATTENKAR 書檯層架：https://bit.ly/IKEA-VATTENKAR-書檯層架

Everyone knows that all the books you bought are just props…
But never mind, although the people who read consider me as a bookshelf, the ones who don’t read (aka you) can also treat me as a prop! So visit IKEA by 19 June and bring me home with the best price, I can be whatever you want me to be~

I am the IKEA VATTENKAR desktop shelf: https://bit.ly/IKEA-VATTENKAR-desktop-shelf

有一種親密度，叫高度⋯⋯
唔夠高，就唔夠 close（物理上）；
睇完以下投稿，你又有冇暗自垂淚？
BEKVÄM腳踏，專門解決高度關注煩惱，
令你生活上，從此高高在上、高枕無憂、高朋滿座、高深莫測、
高歌猛進⋯⋯
高高高Go Go：https://bit.ly/IKEA-廚房傢俬-活動几

There is a level of intimacy called height...
If it's not tall enough, it's not close enough (physically);
Did you shed a tear secretly after reading the following posts?
BEKVÄM step stool, specifically designed to solve height-related concerns, will elevate your life, allowing you to be high and mighty, worry-free, surrounded by esteemed guests, enigmatic, and progressing with great gusto...
Go high here: https://bit.ly/IKEA-Kitchen-furniture-trolley

【宜家買 惠康拎！】

知你班友仔懶！所以小編私下同惠康小編傾掂數～

而家只要喺 IKEA 網上購物惠顧傢俬及家飾，就可以喺銀礦灣/寶翠園惠康超級市場取貨，提貨服務收費$28；購物滿$150 則可免費提取貨品。

更多詳情同條款：https://bit.ly/IKEA-提貨服務

【Pick up your IKEA orders at Wellcome!】

When you purchase at IKEA online shopping, you can collect your order at Wellcome Supermarket in Westwood / Silvermine Bay with an additional charge of $28. Free of charge for orders above $150. A better home is just at your fingertips!

For more details and terms: https://bit.ly/IKEA-Merchandise-Pick-up-Service

IKEA我話你知，我唔係講笑㗎！

如果你再繼續賣榴槤食品，我唔排除採取法律行動作出提告。

仲有你哋班共犯呀！叫咗一齊喺6月30號之前杯葛IKEA啲榴槤食品，點知見到美食站排晒長龍，一個二個加晒幾球榴槤肉！！！好似前世未食過＿咁！！！！

IKEA, listen up! I'm not kidding!

If you continue selling durian food, I won't hesitate to take legal action and file a complaint.

And you, accomplices! We called for a boycott of IKEA's durian food before 30 June, but what do we see? Long queue at the Bistro, everyone grabbing heaps of durian flesh! It's like they've never tasted it before!!!

呢排個人有啲頹皮？即玩以下「層架找不同」！
玩完之後，個人會明顯高咗、大隻咗、個自信心返咗埋嚟！

負能量，收啦～
KALLAX層架組合乜都收得埋，
配以簡潔俐落設計，花啲心思自己Mix & Match，
就可以配撘出獨一無二嘅收納組合⋯⋯
仲要價格超抵，真心，邊度搵呀？

呢度囉：https://bit.ly/IKEA--KALLAX-系列

Feeling a bit down lately? Let’s spot the difference in shelves!Your confidence will be boosted after this mini game! (as it is super easy…)

Let me hide you, negative energy~
The KALLAX shelves can hide anything you want.
With their simple design, you can mix & match your own storage combination...
And the prices are incredibly affordable! Seriously, where else can you find such incredible stuffs?

Well, here: https://bit.ly/IKEA--KALLAX-series