Crazy whatsapp,fb status by Satyakrsna

I drank rose ,blue, orange no! green tea

Facebook licence doesnt allow me to use gun at you all.

Yaaaaaahooooo. mail

I thought for a crazy status and couldn't find one now. So I changed my name as crazy ,now I put some words anything , all say crazy put it.
.. its crazy status

I want to say something strong today.

Heyyyy! why are you calling the security ?

Every time to put some thing here , I had to swipe the id card

What are you watching , are you giving me any food to say anything here

You know till yesterday was putting good info status, tomorrow surely will put, but doesnt work out today only pardon me

Words as biscuits , i am feeding the pets. you.

🐕‍🦺 Beware , my page has a dog

I have a goal in mind.

Oh they put a goal here.
This is soccer.

This is last status before battery runs out in phone.

I did not put this status. i have employed workers in facebook to do this task.

I have a cute pet .....

No he doesnt want it to be revealed.he is watching.animals are sensitive.

Ill say when he sleeps.

I see post some thing in facebook.

They never said which postal service to use.

Do you know?

While eating ,I took few electronic chips , from my chips packet.

I am joking.

I have a cute pet d.....

No he doesnt want it to be revealed.he is watching.animals are sensitive.

Ill say when he sleeps.

I ordered gas

sphere,cone,rhombus,

Cylinder!

Someone give me phone charger ,battery running out.

If charger is good , you might have to buy a new one

Any body have pills for headache?

Not asking for me , but for you!. You take it.😆

Can some body type for me, hands are paining

Need to complete a lot of writing here

Seeing cricket today, not the game but insect

Found a cap somewhere , want to give to one who lost it.
Message me

Will be wearing it till I give it to you

Message to check status takers from here

I am a theif by profession

My GPS is not working, I had to use another three letter gadget called the MAP

had a coffee at star bucks, next to me saw a movie star with lot o bucks, totally star bucks everywhere.

I wrote this status message with pen ✒ , lol 😂

had a coffee at shop left a tip of 50 bucks to waiter coffee was only 20. oops I almost gave him a home loan or a lotto prize

my computer is booting yeah its wearing boots and going out

In my house power CUT copy paste

came in honda and having a bonda at tea stall

watching tv at home, did i say any channel? No just watching already switched off TV. no current re

while watching hbo in tv i sent from home a box to office.hbo abbreviation is home box office

looking at a perfume bottle whether to buy or not, it should not expire or evaporate in the delay time I make