Skyline Institute of Engineering & Technology ,Gr. Noida

last date of registration is 8 august
after that a huge fine will paid

Evry1 Suggest any 1 thing that u want to get changed in SIET...

Dil tod shayari for engineers :

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan
se hira kaise nikalu.
INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise
sambhalu...??
https://www.facebook.com/MahamayaTechnicalUniversityNoidaIndia

Even Semester Carry Over Examination 2012-13

http://www.mtu.ac.in:8080/documents/18/01588430-7027-490c-b753-df38cd1b2557

http://www.mtu.ac.in:8080/documents/18/01588430-7027-490c-b753-df38cd1b2557

Kawar Breaks

Due to Kawar....SIET will remain closed for the students from 30th July to 5th August 2013.
Enjoy the breaks...

Jb Se Congress Ayi H ...
Itni Mhngai Kr Di H ki Sala Roz-Roz papa Se Paise Mangne Me Bhi shrm Aane Lgi H..

Ghrwale Dialouge MartE h Jo Alag...

1. Kaunse Kharche H Tere Itne..? :|

2. Jb Khud Kmaoge Tb Pta Chlega.. :>

3. Jyada Nawabo Wale Shauk Mt Pal.. :@

4. Itna Petrol Kha Ud Jata H Gadi se..?

5. Kal Us Ldki Ko Kha Ghuma Rha Tha..
Kangal Krega Ye Mujhe...

Congress Htao, Paise Bchao..!!

No chance for general scholarship now...Govt has decided to give scholarship only to those general category students having income certificate below 33000. The govt is trying to play with us calmly because everyone knows that NO INCOME CERTIFICATE BELOW 33000...
SO no chance....only 1-2% chance....

Strum India
We are going to arrange interview for ITI in beldev camp any invited

Any engineer with confindance with commitment

all engg. final year or result awaited are having working potentional
contact us to join .one year back
Any which are instrested please call today we arrange job today also

Next job opening

any candidates / consultant

Diploma / b.tech

Electrical

Electronic

MBA ,BBA for sales

ITI no candidates 100

ambala and rajpura and maneser

electricion
welder
fitter
plumber
wireman

and
mechanical diploma

9541111288
8607748785

IT ,CS ,EEE,EcE,Me

*Neha Singh
Assistant Manager-Recruitment
kabir consu
new delhi

Finally all results have declared ....
Congratulation to all clear students of Skyline
And sympathy to those guys who have CP's in result
No prob. Dude all is well
Regards
Admin

Dear frds there are hirings in differnt companies ........

(1) HCL ( TECH SUPPORT) ( FOR ALL BRANCHES)
(2) SERCO ( FOR ECE CANDIDATES)
(3) IMPACT GLOBAL MARKETING ( FOR MBA & B.TECH)
Interview is on Wednesday ( 17 JULY 2013)
interested candidates can send their resumes to me at
[email protected]
OR
contact Mr.RANVIJAY (RJ) 7503933624

MTU 4th semester results are out

MTU ACADEMIC CALENDAR 2013-2014 ::
http://www.mtu.ac.in:8080/documents/18/70496ec2-d6d7-4c7e-9721-33a605aabf7b

http://www.mtu.ac.in:8080/documents/18/70496ec2-d6d7-4c7e-9721-33a605aabf7b

Condition of MTU SCHOLARSHIP :: http://www.gbtumtu.in/2013/07/condition-of-mtu-scholarship.html

Sadda Haq (Engineer’s Version)
Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
…
Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!! :D

Sabhi Engineers Ko
Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
Ghar Ki Sab
Chapallen Belts
Pipes
Wires
Bat
Jhadu
Wipar Etc..
Chupa De..
Nahi To Result Kharab Aaya To,
Khamakha Padosiyo Ko
Free Action Drama
Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega...

UPSEE counseling schedule has been announced by the UPTU. See all the details regarding the counseling of UPSEE 2013 :

http://www.infokhabar.com/upsee-2013-counselling-schedule-announced/

(expected date)
All students belonging to General Category,
who had applied for the scholarship for the session 2013-14
i had try hard for search
And finally i got the news
general student who came through upsee counselling
scholarship fund will be started to transfer till 20july
be patient
hope everything is going good in your life
enjoy holiday
direct valo ki nhi aayegi

The exact date of results
( with branch nd year ) will be posted asap. Right now we dont have any exact info.

Life of an Engineering student-

Ist year- Itni ragging, ye formals aur 75% attendance! Is college se acha toh koi aur college he mil jata!

IInd year- Na koi gf hai, na koi aur aish. 4 saal ki engineering 2 saal ki kar deni chahiye. Kya ghanta college life hai yar.

IIIrd year- Arey yar acha package bhi nahi milega. CAT ya GATE he dena pagega. I hate my college.

IVth year- Itni jaldi 4 saal nikal g*e. Ab in dosto ke bina kahan mazaa aaega! College life se jyaada aish aur kahan hogi yar.

P.S- Dedicated to all those who have gone through the ups and down of engineering life. Hope you can relate to it. Share. :)

All the results will be declared with in 20 days.

All the best to all MTU students :) For result .
All izz well All izz well
countdown begins.............. ;)

The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls!

THE TRUTH :D

Full form of MUMMY..

M- Mom

U- U Live

M- Many

M- More

Y- Years

hey Skyline Institute of Engineering & Technology ,Gr. Noida
4th yr pass out
kaisa rha result

Ek ladka lloyd wale se: "bhai sahab, ye skyline
engineering college kaisa hai.??
Lloyd wala: "zabardast hai, Maine bhi
engineering yahi se ki hai..

Atul Singh
MISS U ALL FRIEND!!!!!!!
Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane KO,
Zindagi ka agla padaav paane KO.
Par naa jane kyon ..Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,
Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai.
Jin baton ko lekar rote the Aaj un par hansi aati hai,
Na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai .
Kaha karte the ..Badi mushkil se char saal seh gaya,
Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya.
Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,
Yaadein jo ab jeene ka sahara ban gayi.
Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega ,
Sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega.
Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye
kaun ladega,
Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega ,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.
Mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,
Bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga ,
Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,
Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega .
Dhabe par Chaay kis ke saath piyoonga ,
Wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga,
Aise dost kahaan milenge Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,
Par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein.
Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga ,
Kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga ,
Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai ,
Kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai .
Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki
tarah hansna,
Na jaane ye fir kab hoga .
Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge ,
Kya hum ye fir kar payenge,
Kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege ,
Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga ,
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga...
KEH DO DOSTON YE DOBAARA KAB HOGA ....????

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पहाड़ में फंसी एक बेटी ने अपनी मां से पूछा -
मां रेडियो पे सुना ईंडिया जीत गई , जो खेल रहे थे
उन्हे एक करोड़ रुपिया मिला ,
मां बोली हाँ बेटी सरकार कहती है वो देश के लिए खेल
रहे थे..इसलिए .
बेटी आसमान में हैलीकॉप्टर से लटकते जवान को देख
के बोली. -
मां क्या इन्हे भी मिलेगा एक करोड़ ?
मां बोली -ना-बेटी- ना हमारे यहां बल्ले से खेलने वाले
को
ईनाम मिलता है जान से खेलने वाले को नहीं..!

bada proud feal hota h
jab,.boteniacal pe bas wale chillate h ,'' pari chowk pari chowk pari chowk galgotia "SKYLINE" pari
chowk...........