Takshshila Institute of Engineering & Technology

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Engineering , Medicine , Business , Architecture , Painting's are concerned not with the necessary but with the contingent - not with how things are but with how they might be - in short , with design......

I am an ENGINEER..
I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute
But Can't Read My Own Hand Writing..

I Spend More Time With My Teachers Than With My Family..

I know The Euler's Theorem But Not My Shirt Size..

I Have No Life and Can ProveIt
Mathematically

I Can Translate English Into Binary.. But a 40 Out of 100 Is
Heaven For Me...!!

My Xerox Bills Are Higher Than My Mobile Bill...!!

Yes....I am An Engineer...

4 Years,
40+ Subjects,
400+ Practicals,
4000+ Assignments,
40000+ hours !

A Normal Human Being CANNOT Do it..

1 : If You Born Poor, Its Not Your Mistake,
But If You Die Poor,Its Your Mistake..!
2 : Born With Personality Is An Accident,
But Dying In A Personality Is An Achievement..!
3 : Your Birth May Be Normal,
But Your Death Should Be History..!
4 : Follow None,
But Learn From Everyone..!
5 : Practice Like A Devil,
And Play Like An Angel..!
6 : Do Or Die Is An Old Concept,
Do It Before Die Is The New Concept.
7 : Finally .. implement this , and You will make a great change in your life :D

**** Bharat Ratna Awardees****
1. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan 1954
2. Chakravarti Rajagopalachari 1954
3. C. V. Raman 1954
4. Bhagwan Das 1955
5. Sir Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya 1955
6. Jawaharlal Nehru 1955
7. Govind Ballabh Pant 1957
8. Dhondo Keshav Karve 1958
9. B. C. Roy 1961
10. Purushottam Das Tandon 1961
11. Rajendra Prasad 1962
12. Zakir Hussain 1963
13. Pandurang Vaman Kane 1963
14. Lal Bahadur Shastri 1966
15. Indira Gandhi 1971
16. V. V. Giri 1975
17. K. Kamaraj 1976
18. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu (Mother Teresa)
1980
19. Acharya Vinoba Bhave 1983
20. Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan 1987
21. M. G. Ramachandran 1988
22. B. R. Ambedkar 1990
23. Nelson Mandela 1990
24. Rajiv Gandhi 1991
25. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel 1991
26. Morarji Desai 1991
27. Maulana Abul Kalam Azad 1992
28. J. R. D. Tata 1992
29. Satyajit Ray 1992
30. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam 1997
31. Gulzarilal Nanda 1997
32. Aruna Asaf Ali 1997
33. M. S. Subbulakshmi 1998
34. Chidambaram Subramaniam 1998
35. Jayaprakash Narayan 1998
36. Ravi Shankar 1999
37. Amartya Sen 1999
38. Gopinath Bordoloi 1999
39. Lata Mangeshkar 2001
40. Ustad Bismillah Khan 2001
41. Pt. Bhimsen Joshi 2008

Sadda Haq (Engineer’s Version)
Ho.. B.Tech friendly, Degree ke rakshak, Main bhi hu 12th pass!
Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,

Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,

iss tarah ho hoo hooo hoooo,

Lecture mein sabak sikhaye,

Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,

Koi sawaal puchu toh tu, Internals ki dhamaki sunaye,

Tera Darr, Tere notes, Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh, Rakh saale!!!

SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH

SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH...:p :/ :O :D

Dedicated to all SMOKER ENGINEER'S

Phir ek cigaret Jala Raha Hu,
Phir Ek Teeli Bujha Raha Hu,

Teri Nazar Me Ye Ek Gunah Hai,
Main To Tere Vaade Bhula Raha Hu,

Samajhna Mat Isko Meri Aadat,
Main To Bus Dhuaan Udaa Raha Hu,

Ye Teri Yaado Ke Silsile Hai,
Main Teri Yaade Jala Raha Hu,

Main P*ekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu,
Ke Gham Ke Kisse Suna Raha Hu,

Agar Tumhe Bhi Gham Hai To Pas Aao,
Main P*e Raha Hu Aur Pila Raha Hu,

Hai Meri Aankhen To Aaj Num,
Magar Main Sabko Hansa Raha Hu,

Khokar Apni Zindagi Main,
Apne Be-Inteha Pyar Ko Bhula Raha hu,

Ek Cigaret Ki Shama Ke Bahane,
Main Apne Aap Ko Jala Raha Hu

Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath p*e rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle j**s hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

इंजीनियरिँग का बहुत फाडू प्रश्न-

एक घने जंगल मेँ आप बिल्कुल अकेले,

रात के 2 बजे का टाईम

सामने पेड पर एक लाश लटकी हुयी

जिसकी आँखे बाहर लटकी हुयी

आपके दिल मेँ घबराहट ,साँसे तेज चलती हुयीँ

आप उस लाश के पास गये
अचानक पेड की टहनी टूटी
और लाश आपके ऊपर गिरती है
तो
उस बेग की गणना करो जिस बेग से बो लाश आपके ऊपर गिरी ।
और जब लाश जमीन से 7 फीट ऊँचाई पर हो तो गतिज ऊर्जा की भी गणना करो । :p
(g=9.8 M/sec. , sqre mass=66 kg)

6 Reasons y Engineers cant b Terrorists:

1) v r always late n v'l Miss d Flight Which Should be Hijacked...
2) With free Food and Drinks on Plane, we will forget why We are there...
3) v'll fight over each other for a Pic with d hostages n Airhostess.
4) v cant keep a secret. V'll tell Evry1 a Week before doing it.
5) v always talk Loudly & bring Attention to Ourselves.
6) v'll postpone d Mission Bcoz of cricket

I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote dat...
"Tomorrow is my exam but I dnt
care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future.

Mukesh Ambani:" Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
Engineering Student :" Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi, Bech di... :p :O :D :/

p.s. Think before talking with an Engineer :D

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi
Se Latke Hue The..
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..
Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon.......Taaliyan.. ­...
Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...
Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.. :p :D :O

Engineers Thoko Likes

FB:_01 -
Engineering is a great profession. There is the satisfaction of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realisation in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer's high privilege.

Good Morning , Engineer's...

Hum beyond imagination magic creat karte hai (CS)

Hum duriya mitate hai(EC)

Hum safar asan banate hai(ME)

Hum spno k ashiyane bnate hai (Civil)

Hum duniya ko roshan karte hai(EE)

Hum 1 hi click me duniya samet dete hai(IT)

Hum sab ek he fir bhi sabse alag hai
Hum engineer hai
Feel proud 2 b n engineer...

hit like if you are engineer ...

Dedicate to all 1st year engineering students

imagine a dense forest,u r alone,midnight,wind blowing harder.
There's a tree in front of you with deadbody hanging at a height of 15 ft frm the ground.
suddenly branch inclines by its weight, then......

draw the
1.front view
2.top view
3.side view,
elevation of it and discuss the parabolic path covered by it.

Why most of the engineering
students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good
drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers:P:D

We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary.
Thoughts live; they travel far.

The Vedanta recognizes no sin it only recognizes error. And the greatest error, says the Vedanta is to say that you are weak, that you are a sinner, a miserable creature, and that you have no power and you cannot do this and that.

A Nation where Daughters are neither safe inside WOMB nor OUTSIDE.. The nation should boycott the Republic Day celebrations in totality! Ensure a "NO SHOW". They don't want the citizens gathering even for a peaceful protest, so why should crowds gather to hear them at their convenience? And what is the Nation celebrating anyway? We have a failed Government loathing in Corruption! It is time for a Revolution! Let the PM & the President address vacant spaces & buildings. They don't want our presence now but let us be absent when it matters most. Let the world get a taste of our disgust. Let us shame them by playing their game.
" Let us prepare for a New India!"
Jai Hind...

Happy Holi to all Tiechtien.............

New Year Greeting From RGPV.......

All the tietechian have prosperous and super critical growth of life in 2012 year..
Happy New Year.....................................