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Hizi pesa huwa Tunatafta, Nani alizipoteza??

Next year Mens Conference We Have Our Special Guest Achraf Hakimi….

Unaachwa na dem mmoja kwa sababu hauna Pesa, unaamua kutafuta dem mwingine badala ya kutafuta pesa. Are you Learned?? yaani umelaaniwa??

Murife Don't Run 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

Hello... 👋

Hadi Wakajiita BABA na MAMA kumbe Wakenya wameamua KUJITEGEMEA, hawataki WAZAZI...

Alafu Chebukati Aseme Hana Maoni 🤣😂😂😂

Man U

Arsenals is Playing Against Leicester today at 5PM...
Lakini hizi picha za 6:33Pm mnatoa wapi sai...

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movi & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Kenyan Relationship:
1st day= Pizza
2nd day= Chipo
3rd day= Chipo again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to beg but failed.
10th day = beg
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= R**e.
29th day= Police case.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫
Am going to Italy🏃🏃🏃🏃

Mko na bahati mko Kenya 🇰🇪... ingekuwa TZ 🇹🇿 na huwa wanahesabu kura kwa Kiswahili ati:
Salasini na moja elf semanini na moja!!! Tisini na sita thelathuni na saba elf na saba!! Mwarubaini wa thulusaba na salakumi na tisaini na tulusi!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Matokea mngeelewa wakishaa apisha...😂🤣🤣🤣

After being fired at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bad news with her😔.

Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fired she hanged up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.😔😔😔

I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around, I called her again and she said "Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it's over" 😒

I was confused 🤔 and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again😔

I was so heartbroken💔 plus the pain of losing my job😭😭😭😭😭😭

So I decided to board a motorbike🛵 instead of a taxi🚕 because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything 😔😔

The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house 🚶🚶

After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me 🏃 without his motorbike,

I changed direction🚶 and he also followed.
🏃

This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was scared 🏃🏃🤔

The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed, 🏃🏃

I thought to myself while running "Lord what's happening to me today🤔😔😔 first it was my job, second it was my relationship💔 and now someone is after my life " 😔😔

When I was tired I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tears rolling down from my face "Please don't k!ll me🙏" 😭😭

The guy said with an angry face "Please just give me back my helmet which is on your head" 😒🚶.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙉😜😜

Tafadhali Walimu, msiharibu kura.... weka tick kadogo tu, hii ni Ballot paper si homework... alafu ukishatick usiongezee *Good* hapo chini...

Kumbusheni Raila asisahau hio 6k alisema na bado tunakumbuka tena vizuri sana

Kesho kuna kaslay queen katafiks Polling Station na aseme hajabeba ID lakini anajua ID number off-head

Ukraine 🇺🇦 walikuwa wanaringa na vita yao, yetu 🇰🇪 iko next week

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN👩 IS REALLY STRESSFUL😂

Wife👩: which teams are playing.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

👩Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: that's a good team...

👩Wife: is Drogba playing ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...

👩Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain ...

👩Wife :okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: its a warning to the player. ..
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....

👩Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has
scored ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United ...!!

👩Wife: [furious] how ? it should be arsenal who should have
scored !!

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: what is that red card for ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the
pitch for misbehaving.

👩Wife: then is he going to be a coach ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no ...

👩Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;
red=danger.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: exactly darling...

👩Wife :what about the green card ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play ....

👩Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup ...
Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.

👩Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchester
Wenger ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [changes the channel to Zee World

🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mama- denno mwanangu chukua simu mpigie babako umwambie chakula ki tayari🤷🤷denno akachukua simuakampigia babake
Mama---denno babako amesema aje 🤔
Denno-- aaaaarrrgggghhhh mama simu ya baba imepokelewa na mwanamke🙇🙇🙇
Mama---😔😳😳😳🙆🙆🙆acha huyo mzee akuje humu ndani kutanuka leo
Kidogo baba denno akaingia 🤷kufungua mlango hivi akakutana na sufuria ya maji ya ugali 😏ikafwatwa na thermos ya kichwa🤔🤔🤔 kabla akaanza jiexplain Kofi ya mwiko😔😔
Mama---denno ulivyompigia babako simu ilipokelewa na nani🤷🙆
Denno---na mwanamke🙄🙄
Mama--afu huyo mwanamke akasemaje🤷🤷
Denno---alisema """" sorry the mobile subscriber can't be reached plz try again later😰😰😰mpka akarudia kwa kiswahili mum aty"""samahani mteja wa nambari uliopiga hapatikani kwa Sasa🤪Tafadhali jaribu tena baadae😭😭😭
Mum fainted😹😹😹😹😹

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A Legend returning Home in the evening, after being sent Sugar in the morning