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I can sense from afar that today is the world's most humble guy's birthday. I wish myself great years ahead.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎉🥳🎂

Time to go to party

Blessed week ahead

*A WOMAN GOES TO PRISON TO VISIT HER HUSBAND WHO HAS JUST BEEN SENTENCED TO FORTY (40) YEARS IN JAIL.................*

As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: - "Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger?"

And the husband replies:
"Well, my love, what are you going to do?"

"Oh, Roger...! I spoke to the judge handling your case,"

"And what did he say, my love?"

"He told me that for every time I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year..."

"What !!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say to that son of a bitch?"

"Oh, Roger! We'll talk about it at home, pick up your stuff, let's go… !!!(40years covered already, I have slept with him already)!!!

Is this woman to be congratulated or not? Does she love her husband?

*THE DEBATE IS open! MARRIAGE OR DIVORCE?*

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Apologise when you are wrong,not looking for quotes that supports your stupidity!

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