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Lakini break up za primary school zilikuwa tricky. 🤔🤔Kuna dame aliniacha akaendea kijana mwengine juu alikuwa na Mathematical Set ya Oxford na Pencil ya HB😂😂😂

Society: Don't beat a woman.

Woman: Niue ,unadhani mimi ni k**a huyo mamako mwenye anaogopa maji🤣🤗

Economy ni mbaya hadi madem waliacha kutupea wrong number 😂😂😂😂

Dem mkonde ameniwekea doggy style nikathani ni ngumi mbwegze nikamgotea.🤣🤣

Uko na Ex wangapi so far Be Honest 💔💔😂

Madem huvaa crocks ndio huibia wengine mabwana 🤣🤣🤣

Kijana ata ulale kwa shamba ya mukombero na njugu, nguvu za kiume ni pesa.
End of truth.

If you want to talk bad things about me come to me I'll tell you more 🙄🙄

🤗Dem malaya Hana matako na matiti ni macho ndyo kubwa 😀😂😂😂

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Heri wewe uko single, kuna mtu anaambiwa 'Don't tell people about us'

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Bea wako hufunga macho akikukis ama unadate Omena😀🤣🤣🤣🖐️

Tulisema kupea dem pesa ni kudharau babake 😂😂💔

Mnanidanganya mko single na vile mnadinyana uku nje 🙄🙄
Washerati nyinyi 😩😩🖕🖕💔💔🚶🚶🚶

Na nyinyi madem mko na mimba chaneni nywele,
hio tu ni mimba uko nayo hujakuwa mwendazimu 😁😁😁

Illuminati wanaitisha 650/= ya registration 😂😂😂

Mnajua mbona married couples hutandika white sheets au niache kuwasumbua 😹😹😹😹😹😹

Valentines ni ya madem Wakamba na Wakikuyu, Nyinyi Waluhya na Wajaluo mngojee bull fighting uko Bukhungu Stadium 😄🤔🤣💔

Badala upost memes K**a wenzako kazi nikupost mtu anakucheat 😏😏
Useless Mammal 😒😒🚮🚮

Ex wako akieza kupea maua siku ya Valentine's unaeza chukua💔😂🥰😍

Don't loose your man because someone else slept with him mistakenly.men nipewe soda gani 😊😊😁😂😂😂

Ati sasa by 2090 tutkua wahenga.Alafu wanafunzi watakua wanasema "wahenga hawakukosea waliposema mapema ndio best" 😂😂💔✋👐

My great people today is my birthday wish me well..follow and like my page🙏👉VIMIX DDJ PRO

Beb ingisha polepole😩aahuch
😔babe........baaaaabe😫uui
😱ooh my gaad😠
unataka kuniumiza adi 😡

Baby I will not touch you untill we get married does such a man still exist
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Beb me nataka.....🤔🤑niinbox.whatsapp only,,+254742231992

After kumtext 🤧💔 paragraph mzima alikujibu Nini ? 😂😂

iPhone Press 0 until it tunes to ∅∅∅∅
Android stay behind 😆😆e day pain o🤣

Kati ya kupoteza bae na kupoteza simu gani inauma sana😭😭😂

I‘m about to start rapping 🤣 somebody turn me up 😭

Hii generation kila ndume itaoa gaidi 😂😂😂we omba wako asikue famous 🚶🚶

Don't Joke with this prayer!
Exactly end this new year
You will receive Good News!!!

Day 365/365
Weka emoji k**a umefaulu kufika mwisho wa mwaka ❤️💦🎈✨

Kulingana na first letter ya jina lako ulikua uzaliwe Country gani 😂

Wakale Last Warning 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️. si "Stilul" ni "Steel Wool" fanya mdomo ivi "St😬😬W😮😮l"
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Nifungie matumbo kilo tano write in English .. 😂😂🤣😂