Musembi

Men will look at you like this and still going to cheat😅

😝😂

The only time men will tell you not to open your legs. 😆

Sandra Unashinda Ukiomba Mungu aFill Your Pockets na Hua unashinda na Dera😆

I once dated a woman who got hard from simply making eye contact with me and i really need to find that again😎

My ultimate goal is to be a Husband AND a Father, not a Boyfriend and a Baby Daddy

6+3=9, but so does 5+4. The way you do
things is not always the way to do them.
Respect other people's ways of thinking...hail yeah

I found KSh1000 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?”

So, I turned it into wine.

It was so cold yesterday my computer froze…

It was my own fault though, I left too many windows open😎

Females will let you kiss on them for a hour knowing they got a pad on 😒

If a man decides to carry his mother in-law on his back across a flooded river, he must be prepared to touch her buttocks
~African proverb

A foolishﹰMan Always complains that his pocket has holes,But a wise man use the hole in a pocket to scratch the itching part of his body
~Kamba proverb

A man who negotiates the price of an underwear is capable of walking without.
~Sakai proverb

.."Switching off power and going to bed early is only economical if the result is not twins.."
-Abagusii proverb

"Nobody plays with a child more than the one who came to borrow money."
-Karamajong Proverb

"When a poor man gets a little money, his thoughts go off in ten different directions."
Luo proverb

"As a visitor if they dont serve you with gizzard , just know the chicken was not slaughtered for you."
~Bukusu Proverb

You cannot stare at the nakedness of a beautiful woman when the wound of your circumcised p***s is still fresh😂😂

"A stupid bird builds its nest on a mature banana tree."
~Kisii proverb

"A visitor who licks bones after a meal, will obviously chew and swallow them whole when he's at his own house".
~Luo Proverb

No matter how careless a man is, he can never sit on his balls.
~Sabaot elders