Donald Chirchir

In Uganda, according to the custom of the Banyankole tribe, the aunt of the bride must have s3x with the groom as a "potency test", and furthermore, has to test the bride's virginity, when the couple wants to get married.

Some traditions assert that the husband would first have s3x with the aunt before proceeding to have it with the bride.

Another says that the duty of the aunt was to prove the potency of the groom by just watching the s3xual in*******se between the bridegroom and her niece.

However this custom sounds so nice to men not until your wife becomes an aunt!

Na hivo amepata Holiday😂😂

Inaitwa Creativity😁

Eneeeh 😂😂

Nani ako na Namba ya Sue Owino? 🫢

President Ruto departs to Rome for the Italy-Africa summit.

The Next Big Thing in Mt Kenya.

Ndindi Nyoro

linet chepkorir Toto ❤️

Good morning Kenya...

In the Dailies!

Interesting stats about Whatsapp...

1. Third most popular social platform (after Facebook and YouTube)

2. Used by 1bn people DAILY

3. Over 60% of Whatsapp users are below 45 years.

4. Over 100bn messages are sent via Whatsapp daily

5.. Most people use Whatsapp for oserati.

Via Samson Ogola

Interesting statistics about Whatsapp App.

1. Third most popular social platform after Facebook and YouTube

2. Used by Over 1bn people DAILY

3. Over 65% of Whatsapp users are below 40 years.

4. Over 100bn messages are sent via Whatsapp daily

Things that define Africans

1. Urinating behind the house

2. Wife sleeping next to the wall

3. Keeping brooms behind the door

4. When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where no one enters

5. When you get old, you're a witch/wizard

6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.

7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.

8 counting pieces of meat to share equally

9. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the causer.

10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.

11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a pr******te.

12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)

13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house

14. Buying new clothes when there is festival

15. When one is given microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the one passing it on was using the same mic).

16. Sweeping the whole compound even where it's not dirty just to show some lines

17. Looking left and right when crossing one way road.

18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.

19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband

20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a mzungu in a bus.

William Ruto's 30 days in office...

1. Swore in the judges as promised

2. Granted the judiciary financial independence

2. Availed Subsidized fertilizer to farmers across the country

4. Granted the police financial autonomy

5. Reverted the port operations to Mombasa

6. Two thirds gender rule met and cabinet appointments.

7. Political promises kept (Mudavadi, Wetangula, Kingi and others rewarded as promised)

8. Held trade talks with over 10 heads of state so far

9. Set in motion the review of CBC and our education system in general

10. Canceled the untenable fuel subsidy as well as cut down our expenditure by 300bn.

11. Ensuring those hit hard by drought are taken care of.

Daktari is in this to deliver!

Mother and Son ❤

BREAKING NEWS;

DPP Noordin Haji withdraws the KSh19 million graft case against Public Service and Gender CS Nominee Aisha Jumwa.

Facebook have announce plans to make messenger a public timeline where friends can see all messages. WhatsApp to be synchronized to take over from Messenger for Private conversations.

DP Rigathi Gachagua dons a 'Riggy G' branded hoodie

Muhoozi Kainerugaba, the son of the President of the Republic of Uganda has been dropped from the position of Commander of the Uganda People's Defence Forces.

President Ruto with assistant female Aide-de-Camp (ADC)Rachel Nduta Kamui.

Political Maturity 👌

Nothing is permanent in this world...not even our troubles.

Nobody;

Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen ;Bro umebakisha kidogo tu hivi ukuwe Majority Leader..

😂😂😂😅😅

1.MOSES WETANGULA left Raila. Today, he's the speaker of the national assembly.

2.Hon Musalia W Mudavadi left Raila. Today he's the prime cabinet secretary.

3.AMAZON KINGI left Raila. Today he's the speaker of the senate.

4.ELIUD OWALO left Raila. Today he's the CS for ICT.

5.Ababu Namwamba left Raila. Today he's the CS for youth, sports and arts.

6.Hon. Aisha Jumwa Katana left Raila. Today she's the CS for Public Service and gender.

7.Dr. Alfred Mutua left Raila. Today he's CS for foreign affairs.

8.William Samoei Ruto left Raila. Today he's the President of Kenya.

Moral of the story: when you leave Raila, you flourish!

President William Ruto nominates cabinet members:

1. Prime Cabinet Secretary - Musalia Mudavadi
2. Interior CS- Kithure Kindiki
2. National Treasury CS - Prof. Njuguna Ndung'u
3. Public Service CS - Aisha Jumwa
4. Defence CS - Aden Duale
5. Water CS - Alice Wahome
6. Foreign and Diaspora Affairs CS - Alfred Mutua
7. Trade CS - Moses Kuria
8. East African Community CS - Rebecca Miano
9. Roads, Transport CS - Kipchumba Murkomen.
10. Environment CS- Roslinda Soipan Tuta
11. Housing CS - Zachariah Mwangi Njeru
12. Tourism CS - Peninah Malonza
1. Agriculture CS - Mithika Linturi
14. Health CS - Susan Wafula
17. Information CS - Eliud Owalo
18. Education CS - Ezekiel Machogu
19. Energy CS - Davis Chirchir
20. Sports CS - Ababu Namwamba
21. Cooperatives CS - Simon Chelugui
22. Mining, Blue Economy and Maritime Affairs CS - Salim Mvurya
23. Labour CS - Florence Boore.

President William Ruto is currently chairing his first Cabinet meeting, State House, Nairobi.

Lawyer Paul Gicheru

1. Lawyer Paul Gicheru was not just President Ruto's lawyer, but also his friend and classmate at Kapsabet High School.

2. Lawyer Paul Gicheru was forced to flee to The Hague by those who wanted him to fix Ruto.

3. Lawyer Paul Gicheru arrived there and refused to testify against Ruto and opted to be prosecuted himself than to fix Ruto.

4. Lawyer Paul Gicheru came home after Ruto was sworn in as President thinking those who wanted to use him could not touch him anymore.

5. Lawyer Paul Gicheru is no more.

May his soul RIP.

PRESIDENT-ELECT WILLIAM RUTO IN NAKURU;

1. We will revive Itare Dam before end of the year as we focus the administration to Irrigation as a way of making Cost of Living bearable.

There are some people who introduced politics to the project. We will ensure the project that is 30% done is completed

We will also sit with County Goverent to see if Nakuru needs 1 or 2 more dams so as to ensure water reaches everyone In Nakuru

2. We will bring down cost of Fertilizer and Seed to enable facts produce food for us and therefore bring diem cost of various items

3. We will distribute an extra 25 Milk Coolers to Nakuru. The programme just needs a single letter and it is back to life.

4. We will immediately start planning for an Industrial City in Naivasha. As we said in the campaign we will power it using Geothermal that is already available.

5. The Naivasha Industrial City will mainly focus on Leather and Textiles ( I will share the Value chain of the two later, for you to understand what is about to happen there)

6. Kenya will be Governed using the rule of law. We submitted to the law as IEBC announced the results, we will submit to the law as Supreme Court makes its decision. All Kenyans are equal before the law.



FREEDOM IS HERE

✅His Excellency Dr. William Ruto is 55 years old

✅His ICC case ended on 15th April 2016.

✅He picked his Deputy on 15th May 2022

✅He was declared a winner on 15th August 2022.

✅The grand verdict by the Supreme Court will be announced tomorrow on 5th September 2022.

✅He will be the 5th President of Kenya.

Did you know; The number 5 symbolizes God's grace, goodness and favor toward humans. It is mentioned 318 times in Scripture. Five is the number of grace, and multiplied by itself, which is 25, is 'grace upon grace'

The first five commandments are related to our treatment and relationship with God with the remaining one concerned with our relationship with others humans.

Have a blessed Sunday 🙏 let's pray for God to guide and protect our next President and his Deputy Hon. Rigathi Gachagua together with every leader to do right by the people and lead us well with wisdom.

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Tackles haina Comeback 😂😂😂

Supreme Court need a fire fighter to cool Azimios Lawyers

SC Murgor: This elections were conducted in Venezuela. President Elect was decided by Venezuelans

Judge Smokin: Did you Vote?

SC Murgor: Yes my Lord I voted

Judge Smokin : Did you fly to Venezuela to vote?

SC Murgor: No my Lord, I voted in Kenya. I'm Sorry, forgive me

President-Elect William Ruto chats with the Youngest MCA in Kenya.

Mheshimiwa Timothy Mutwiri, 21, was elected as Kiegoi/Antubochiu ward MCA in Igembe South constituency, Meru County.