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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"

Don't you just love lawyers?
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I called a married lady who owed me money but she didn't pick my calls.

I called over ten times and still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home I sent her this message:

"Hello Madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that some girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big match and he just sat there watching. One of the girls managed to escape to his car and they drove off!"

After a few minutes, she called but I ignored the call. She kept calling and after 21 missed calls she sent a message:

"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Do you know the girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart!"

I didn't respond. After another round of five unanswered calls she sent another message:

"I have your money! Please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

I replied, "Ok, but you need to MPesa me the money so that I can pass by a petrol station and refuel then pick you up and take you to the girl's house!"

Two minutes later, I checked my account balance and my money had been paid in full!

I switched off my phone and slept like a baby!
Round this sitaki ujinga!
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The only man who sticks closer to u in adversity than a friend is a creditor.

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