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We still have remnants. A few responsible, respectable, visious and hard working young ladies in this rotten society. All is not lost.

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Me: Driver, why are you crying?
Driver: I have told the car to stop but it is refusing😣😣
Me: Which car🤔👇👇👇

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5-6 (KJV)

Watu wa Donholm, sasa mbona mtu aweke sponge badala ya jiwe😭

Najua unajikumbuka😂😂

Your mum worked hard to feed you and when they ask whom the strongest woman of your time is, the only person you remember is Mitchell Obama.? Really now!!

Ulichowazidi wale uliowaacha kijijini labda mavazi tu, wala sio maendeleo. Tia bidii.

You cannot change your friends. You can only change your friends.

Getrude Mapenzi, Okongo Sakwa, Qrisvio Qrissie, Kalume Ngowa, Lynn Mitei, Sylvia Santa, Bramz Watoro, Samuel Moki T**h, Hillary Rono, GeoRui Tirmet, Mesh Xamier, Senior En Kapmwengoi, Amisi Cedrick Sedias Nes, Salim Chifu, Mike Ruwa, Dâññý Pŕîñćê, Kitonyo Jnr Sonna, Oxy Shaa, Bryan Kiprop, Bobby Vane, Shadrack Too, John Johnte, Chelangat Sáng, Mercy Jepz, Kim Kim, Michael Da Great, Alicia Rotich Cheps, Kipyegon Sanchez, Caleb Rotich, Treazer Aloicy, Aruna Ngenoh, Margaret Wamwea, Nicoo Reborn, Rono Pngetich, Elvinah Jefwa, Eze Gweje, Caleb Josh, Bernard Wambua Musyimi, Peter Yegoh, Juram DE Farhu, Geoffrey Joseph, Globespy Chris Cotmeh, Samuel Tumaini, Eddy Rop, Nelson Kamadi, Emmanuel Nakhaima, Aron Kiplangat, Fay Maxmilla Kirui, Ngetich Junior, Nicholas Ngetich for being top engagers! Congrats for your streaks on my engagement list! 🎉 Thank you guys.

Amini amini nawaambia...🙏

Elvis Baya Mwalimu wa Maths ameamua kutukujia sokoni 🤔🤔🤔

Such a narrow escape! There is godooooo! Cheeei!😂😂😂🙌

Wakisii...wakisii...nimewaita mara ngapi mimi😂😂😂

Mine left.
If you have an elder sister, show them love.

Most people throw away eggshells but don't know how important they are! Details in the first comment.

And behold that is the word of tonight. Aminaaa!😂😂😂

Using the picture below, write a short composition. End with ....and that is how they left the first position for good.
20 marks

Always remember that Man City is the best team on earth and some part of heaven😎

Wish me a safe flight on my way to Italy. By the way, when traveling in an airplane, what are some of the behaviors that irritate you?

Hapa kutaharibika😂😂

Ni grace ya God manze

As always, this year, like the yesteryears, winning is not debatable.
Ma-fans wa Arsenal wayeeee!!🤣🤣🤣

Three Masinde Muliro University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing! 😂🤣🤣

Nothing hurts more than looking for a spoon while others are eating
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If I find you copying, you will have to set your own exam and do the marking for yourself🤣🤣🤣🙌

Si SDA hata nyinyi mtuekee holiday hata ya kulamba soya.
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Elvis Baya Bado unakumbuka time ya closing day🤣🤣🤣🙌

NOBODY IS YOUR ENEMY

ANYONE THAT ANNOYS YOU --is teaching you patience and calmness.

ANYONE THAT ABANDONS YOU --is teaching you how to stand up on your own feet.

ANYBODY THAT OFFENDS YOU --is teaching you forgiveness and compassion.

ANYTHING THAT YOU HATE --is teaching you, unconditional love.

ANYTHING THAT YOU FEAR --is teaching you the courage to overcome your fears.

ANYTHING YOU CAN'T CONTROL --is teaching you to let go.

ANY "NO" YOU GET FROM HUMAN --is teaching you to be independent.

ANY PROBLEM YOU'RE FACING --is teaching you how to get a solution to problems.

ANY ATTACK YOU GET FROM PEOPLE --is teaching you the best form of defence.

ANYONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON YOU --is teaching you to look up to GOD.

Always look out for the lesson in every situation you face in every phase of life.
Be polite, calm, gentle and thankful to God because He will be with you to the end.
Life had taught me lessons. I do not see people at my cross road, because humans are not reliable. I only see God as the author and finisher of my faith.

R E F L E C T I O N S
When you live your life without anyone betraying, hurting, disappointing, disgracing or offending you, then it means you never did anything worthy.

The beauty of life, is that it comes with disappointments and betrayals, from people you least expect.

Unfortunately, some of us spend so much time crying over these betrayals and disappointments, and end up becoming victims of all circumstances.

Remember One Thing: Holding unto anger is like knocking your head on the wall and expecting the other person to feel the pain. You are only hurting yourself.

The fact is that the world is full of annoying, naughty, stupid and ungrateful people, and you will always come across them at one point or another in life. But the best thing to do, is to deal with them with wisdom and maturity.

You can’t get everyone to love you, think like you or behave like you... never.

We must learn to tolerate and overlook certain things, we must try to bury the faults of others and move on with life.

Anger, Hatred and Intolerance have caused most of the world's problems and solved none.

Life is short, you don't know how much time you have left

I beseech you to take the pain and forgive that special person you hold grudges against, and iron out your grievances.

Muster the courage and apologise to that person you have offended.

Life is not measured by the amount of money, houses or companies you have, but by the positive impact you have made in the lives of others.

Are there jobs for women only? Do we have some jobs for men only? Why is it so in some cultures? Goodmorning guys!

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