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Your boyfriend won't get angry forever,sell his laptop and buy that wig umesave kwa simu🤣🤣🤣

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Kuna the queen of his life 🥰🥳🤗
Alfu sasa kuna ww rosecoco💦 donor 🤔mother teresa of love 🤣💔🙄mrs available 🤔mama hurumaah🙄🤧charity giver🤣

My Relationship ls Doing Well, I feel Like Opening Another Branch In Canada

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This economy problem in Kenya is no longer funny! 🤔🤔

Yesterday I wiynessed a woman Negotiating
school fees "Boss, na tukitoa geography
na P.E itakua ngapi? I want him to
become a doctor not a traveler. OK,
what if he comes to school only
Monday, Wednesday and Friday,
utapunguza na ngapi? Na akiingia asubuhi atoke saa sita? Boss, niaje akikuja asimame kwa dirisha nje na asiseme kitu?
Punguza tu boss!"🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂
😂 😂 😂

My ex has bn calling me 😩after aliona pic zangu latest 🤗tangu niolewe nimekua Mali Safi🤗Kwanza nyuma acha tu🤗💯so he's bn texting and calling ati anataka tu kuniona🙄my man came across the texts 😩na akaona pia calls 😩 akaniita akanikalisha chini akaniuliza 😩sikukana😩bt nikamwambia mi I nolonger love my ex 🙅ata sitaki kumwona🧟akaniuliza anafanya kazi gani 🤷nikamshow ako na minimart yake anmanage 🤗hubby akanishow K**a ako na pesa acha tumchoree 🙄akaniambia nimtext nimshow tumeet 🙄na atume pesa ya uber tupatane tao🙄 nikamuuliza K**a ako sure hatafeel akaniambia K**a ako na pesa tumkule 🙄nikajua baas🤗morio akatuma Thao✌️hubby akanibeba na bodaa yetu🏃🏃Hadi Tao mind you Niko🤰kufika nikashuka nikaingia kwa restaurant tulikua tupatane 🤗hubby akanifuata nyuma akaketi a distance morio akakuja🤗akanihug tukaorder food🤗kidogo hubby akapita nikamuita "waah Steve nikamhug 🥰nikamuuliza unafanya Nini huku 🤗akaniambia alikua ameleta manzi yake but ashaenda🤗 nikamintroduce kwa ex K**a cuzo 🤗🥰akamshow akae chini aitishe chenye anataka🤗hubby akaitisha tuk**aliza 🤗ex akainsist anataka kunipeleka place ingine bt nikamlenga nikamshow cuzo ataenda kusema itabidi amrushe kitu 🤗akampea Thao mbili akamshow akanyangie😉kidogo nikaanza kujifanya naumwa na tumbo 😩 nikamshow I need some rest atudrop home na cuzo🙄sisi hao akatudrop home kukaa kaa nikaskia kamessage 3k ikaingia ati niende hosi 🤗 tuliingia na hubby kwa nyumba tukacheka tukaisha😂😂 na tukatumia landlord pesa ya rent😉anyway that's the kind of hubby natafuta🤗😉

Nyinyi hamjaenda salon kusukwa.Slay queen akaingia.Amevaa jumpsuit amepaka makeup💅 na simu ya cover ya pink🤳.Akaketi.Amebeba style atasukwa kwa simu.Salonist anamwambia style yenyewe kusukwa ni 2k hivi✌.And she's like "That's too cheap.OMG".Alafu nywele kununua ni 4k🖖.Waah🙉.Akiambiwa agawe braids anasema "no!I can't!Get someone to do it I'll pay extra cash".Anatafutiwa mtu wa kugawa braids.Yeye ako busy tiktok🤳 na kuvideo call bae.Akisukwa anafanyiwa body massage plus face scrubbing na 5k.Asi🙉.Baadaye anaekewa stickons 💅 na anapakwa gel,total ya 1800/=.Yaani alfu moja mia nane sifuri sifuri.Khai🙉....Anapea salonist 500 tena.Anunuliwe chipo ya 200 alafu 300 salonist achukue juu ametumwa.Alafu wewe uko hapo,na bandika zenye mama Jayden alitoa akakupea of which alikuwa amepewa na mamake Liam.Wooi🙉.Zimechapa hadi zikishonelewa zinapiga corner k**a mkia ya kanugu🐒.Unatoa kitambaa ,unabaki na matuta tatu😥.Unafanyiwa blowdry na mahasira juu nywele inanuka juu ya kukaa sana.juu ya mahasira salonist anakuchoma skio😥.Unajikaza.Unashonelewa takataka zako.Slay queen kwa upande yake bf anampigia simu kumtumanishia uber.Wewe mamako anakupigia simu akisema "Mama Shiro uko wapi nimekupigia sana.Shiro amemeza sabuni ya kuoga bahati mbaya ako hapa anaendesha tu"..Wewe mbio 🏃🏻 unafulizia salonist ukiendaga kupeleka mtoto hosii😥😥😥😥

Good evening, mlisema hamtani follow, ama mnaogopa kizungu yangu🤔🤔
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Death why??? I can't believe you are no more,,tumetoka mbali na wewe my love,,tumepigwa mawe wote,,,tumepitia magumu sote😭😭😭nakumbuka hata wakat nilipofukuzwa kwa nyumba usiku you were there for me ukanipa company the whole night😭😭😭😭😭,,,I find it difficult to accept the fact that you are gone,,my sweetheart,my love,my oxygen,my everything..hata ivo i do blame myself for not taking care of you,,mie ndiye niliyesababisha kifo chako😭😭😭😭,nakumbuka tulitoka home vizuri tukapanda pikipki,,I never knew hukua umekaa vizuri,Cha kusikitisha tulipofika kwa bumps ulitoka kwa pkpk ukaanguka kwa lami😭😭😭😭 na sababu Mimi sikushugulikia haraka,,trella ilitoka nyuma na kubondea hapo kwa lami😭😭😭R.I.P MY SUMSUNG phone till we meet again bye my love 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No matter how good you are, if you're in the wrong place, you're worthless

Most of you know me very well. I don't accept many friends as i feel uncomfortable with that. Almost every FB friend i have known on some level, or we share some common ground, you are not just a number.
Basically if you are on my FB it's because we have some connection- some point of commonality. Now i would love to see if we can still chat beyond 'likes'. I decided to participate in an experience called "Meeting between Bread". The idea is to see who reads a post without a photo. We are so consumed with technology that we forget the most important thing: good friendship- genuine connection- valued engagement. If no one is reading this message, it will be a short social experiment. But if you finish this till the end, i would love you to comment in one word about us. For example, a place, an object, a person, a moment in which you remember me or that some how connects us. Then copy this post and post it on your page (don't share) and I'll go to your page and leave a word that reminds me of you.
Please don't comment if you don't have time to copy the text. This will destroy the experiment. Let's see who spent their time to read and respond according to the common story outside Facebook.
Where did you know me?
I am waiting?👂🦻

Being Kikuyu is fun. I think Kikuyu is the only language where "ndio" is a greeting 🤗🤗 alafu unasalimika "ndio ndio" 😂😂😂

Alafu geols 😣😣 hii wimbo iko tik tok ety aaah ah aah abo ... Eeh eehe aboouh .. eeehehe ehehee abouh inaitwa which 🙄🙄🙄

Isipokuwa Ni eve saiii ungekuwa unaenda out unaachia Simba mtoto
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Kuna hawa madem walikuwa wanaimba CU hadi wanalia tunadhani ni holy spirit kumbe ni heartbreak😂😂💧
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Hii wimbo ya Rihanna ya wekwekwekwekwe simihedi tetetetete simihefi nenenene inaitwa aje😳😳

𝑨𝒎 24 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 old 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 , 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑢𝑚 𝑠𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑑,also handsome 𝑎𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑎 a guy 𝑠𝑖𝑜 𝑙𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑚𝑎 𝑎𝑤𝑒 𝑛𝑎 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑤𝑒 20-27 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑒 light skin 𝑎𝑚â?? 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑓𝑢 𝑙𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑚𝑎 𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑦𝑎 𝔞𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔦𝔢 𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬 𝔫𝔞 𝔤𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞 𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔨𝔲𝔣𝔞 𝔫𝔧𝔞𝔞

How can a rat 🐀 start a family in my house while am still single.🙄🤔🙄
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TVET 5 - UNIVERSITY 0
😭😭🤣🤣🤣Umeiba KCSE unaenda UNIVERSITY kusomea H.R❌

🤣🤣🤣Kichwa ni baridi k**a ice ..unarudi hapa nyumbani kulewa..kwani pombe pia mnafunzwa uko Campus❓

🤣🤣🤣😭😭Pride of switching from one course to another is a semi intelligence..It is now 8 years you are still waiting for your graduation 👈🤔

😭😭Kazi ya Comrade ni kukimbizana na wenzake in the name of hunting relationship,love and pastures in the name of super freedom🤣🤣🤣It's your energy being wasted,Collaboration of hunting STIs and coalition of arrogance💪

Doing CATs and still failing to graduate in HR course..only harvesting Fails and referrals..your conscience is a constituent of Eletrons of Osmosis

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Ati love hurts, do you know the pain of having long "mithirimos" than your blankets in this cold weather 😭😭. Kwanza tumekataa kuoga kila siku kabla tulale..

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Feeling unwell 😂😂😂
I am seriously sick.
The test result from the lab shows that am suffering from MONEYLARIA.

Friends I need loancitamol and creditromacin

I have tried Fulizamycin and talacetemol and they are not helping me...😂😂😂😂
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My first heartbreak 💔, juu ya pencil 😭😭😭

Ikiwa Leo ni siku ya kuadhimisha Kiswahili duniani..hii methali hunisaidia Sana...

"Cha mkufuu mwana huu yuyu huyu mtukutu mjukuu muhukumu"...💪💪

A japanese couple argued bitterly in public 😳
Husband:Takamushi jiku
Wife:Hashi jiku mishihe
Husband:inaoto kushini hatapi
Wife:jeteta takuna mota shinita
Husband:kituya sinita kutara
Wife:Totori yatika minaya

You are busy reading as if you understand japanese..
Kuwaga serious saa zingine 😂😂😂kumbaff!!!
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Wengine wenunu ni k**a mnataka kumsaidia Yesu kazi , mnakufia kila mtu mkipatana ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕👌