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HOW TO EAT MEAT AT KAMAKIS; A TIMELY GUIDE FOR ALL SHORTLISTED FEMALES DATING SONS OF THE MOUNTAIN.

Woi Wairimu witu, you are being taken out for a date at Kamakis not Radisson blue, so please just remove your shinny open toe heels and wear those blue rubber shoes you bought at LaBelle.

Wanjiru practice art and craft on your face, sketch eyebrows, paint your face with foundation, dip your lips in red Pauline lipstick, ngara madam ngara, take selfies, post them on Facebook with intelligent quotes, just remember before the end of your date, said son of mountain will shout "nikii wehaka muhuu Wanie"(why have you applied ash) . I will explain later.

Arrive at Kamakis with your man.

Of course he will be two kilometres ahead because inwardly these sons believe that walking side by side with woman is abomination. By the time you catch up with him, he has already ordered three goat ribs, two plates of mukimo, side plate with a heap of cabbage, side plate with kashubari of firifiri, two guaranas for you and six botros of summit. Son of mountain drinks summit because his mother is called Tabitha and Summit is brewed by Tabitha of Keroche, so one plus one.

Small small as meat is drying, 45 of his friends arrive.

All of them are dressed in flower shirts, tight trousers that suffocate your future children and sandals. All their toes are ashy because these sons somehow believe that applying lotion on body will invite the wrath of their ancestors.

Listen carefully, all those friends of his will sit with you because sons of mountain don't know what dates are. As in, where two or three are gathered, it stops being a date and becomes a political rally for azimio and UDA. Once in a while, they will look at you, one will shout at the waiter and say "add her guarana" and proceed to chat with your person like you don't exist.

Are you still listening, now the meat is almost ready and the hungry hyenas are already salivating. Keep calm. I got ya! I need you to call mbuina. Mbuina is short form for Wambui. I don't know how but it is, don't ask. Now Mbuina sells fobe and strawberry flavored plastic paper bags for arresting pouring children. Tell her to bring you one empty plate. Once the plate arrives, wrapped in newspaper, sit on it and keep quiet.

The mukimo lands on the table and one fellow pushes the plate to you, keep calm, don't touch. Heap of cabbage arrives , another fellow pushes the plate to you, holy spirit activate...and keep calm. Now meat is approaching, at this point lift your behind kwa upole, reach for your empty plate and place on lap under the table.

Si, waiter has finished cutting meat and now the men are laughing nervously wondering who will attack first. Wanjiru ATTACK. Put your empty plate on the table, using your sharp plastic nails, grab a few big pieces like those Chinese excavators building our roads. Drop the pieces on your empty plate. Now bite each piece one time and put it back...like how babies eat apples or tomatoes. Bite once, put back kwa plate.

Grab another 6 ribs from the main plate and repeat process. Bite once and put back. Do this four good times without looking side ways. Now when satisfied that you have enough meat for yourself, slowly unbutton your jeans, lean back and start eating your meat pole pole. Let them fight for the remaining pieces and if one of them attempts to stretch his hand towards your plate, remove your bad eye and show it to him.

By now, the Jeshi is angry for playing them when the sun is still up. At this point it is not well because some of them are in the goat wive vetting committee and they may deny you points. This is what you do. Sit upright and start giggling like a baby goat then ask with a soprano voice " g*i ati Riggy G Ako wapi siku hizi coz imagine Sijui politics". Watch in amusement as all of them start talking at the same time, each eager to have the strongest point. Don't even tell them that you sit in big political Secretariats, just sit back, smile and listen to your stomach digest meat. You are safe.

Before I forget, you remember I told you that even after applying make - up, it will not end well. This is how it will happen, you are just there scrolling through Instagram because the political debates are not over and your man supposed to be whispering sweet nothings is the debate moderator... So, on his six botro of summit, that is after three hours of ignoring you, he will turn to you and say " ahhhh Wanie and the way you are nashoro beauty nikii wehaka muhuu Wanie". At that point, just know he has called you beautiful infront of his friends, that will also be the last time.

I know, wisdom will finish me.

HOW TO MAKE GINGER JUICE
Must say something to keep getting my recipes
What You'll Need
Fresh ginger root
Lemon (optional for taste)
Honey (optional for sweetness)
Water
Blender or juicer
Fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth
-Steps to Make Ginger Juice
1. Prepare the Ginger
Wash the ginger root thoroughly.
Optionally, peel the ginger, though it's not necessary.
Chop the ginger into small pieces for easier blending.
2. Blend
Put the chopped ginger in the blender.
Add about 1 cup of water for each large ginger root.
Blend until smooth.
3. Strain
Pour the blended mixture through a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth into a bowl or jug.
Use a spoon to press and extract as much juice as possible.
4. Flavor (Optional)
Add lemon juice and honey for taste.
Mix well.
5. Enjoy
Your ginger juice is ready!
Drink it as is, dilute it with water, or add it to other beverages and smoothies.

6 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST

1. A person who disguises insults as jokes.

2. A person who will never take accountability but has no problem always blaming you.

3. A person who says they want the best for you, but then works ag*inst you.

4. A person's whose words and actions don't match.

5. You can't trust a person who puts seeds of doubt in you, disguised as something else, like concern for you.

6. You can't trust a person who always tries to sabotage you, or make things harder for you. But always has an excuse for everything.

Try to appreciate someone's hard work

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Stop Wasting Banana Peels! Place Banana Peels in a Bottle and Watch what Happens 🍌🍌🤩

1. Banana Peel Tea: Steep a banana peel in water for 48 hours to create a nutrient-rich tea for watering plants.

2. Direct Soil Enrichment: Chop and bury banana peels in the garden soil to decompose naturally, enriching the soil with nutrients.

3. Composting: Add banana peels to your compost bin to enhance the quality of the compost with additional nutrients.

4. Dry Fertilizer: Dry and grind banana peels into powder to use as a soil amendment before planting.

5. Plant Whole Peels: Place whole banana peels in soil trenches before planting seeds to provide nutrients directly to the roots as they decompose.

6. Fertilizer Spray: Create a spray by mixing banana peel extract with eggshells and Epsom salt, which provides magnesium.

7. Natural Insect Trap: Soak banana peels in apple cider vinegar to create an organic insect trap.
Banana Vinegar: Ferment banana peels to make vinegar for watering acid-loving plants.

Let's mount up p together

Do you believe in your Dreams?
God is working on them.
Keep on trusting him
They will surely come to pass

Put God in your situation .
He will appear on all your problems

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