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Liberian Ghana based hit maker JZyNo thinks he was robbed of the award.
What’s the thought?

Ladies, it looks like you have more in common with your ancient ancestors than you may realize. In a cave in Ulm, Germany, archaeologists found what they believe to be the world's first ever adult toy, at almost 28,000 years old. Known as the "Hohle Fels phallus", this siltstone phallus is 20 cm (7.8 in) and incredibly smooth despite the intense physical lovin' it likely received. It is also thought to have been used not for pleasure related purposes, but as a fertility idol.

Liberian international hit maker JZyNo kicks off his media tour today in Nigeria.
The ‘Butter My Bread’ croner writes via his page 👇

“Media tour starts today. Let’s go, Nigeria 🇳🇬”

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Liberian comedians Mama Liberia x Mr Eat & Look Good x Kortor Barry Comedy link up at their buddy EKJ The Comedian’s wedding.
Comedian EKJ recently had his traditional wedding and is now off the market just in case you were crushing. These three guys are still available and you can pick yours as quick as possible before it’s too late ladies.
These guys are hot cakes ooo, ahhhh
But Kortor Barry handsome but he too dry😂😂

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Bor wehplay Jackie Russ hair go ehh naa🤔🤔

BRETHREN, YOUR PRESENCE IS NEEDED!
A 25-years-old Cameroonian lady called, Danny Zara has embarked on a mission to break Guiness World Record for the longest S£x duration.

The current record for the longest S£x duration(15 hours 7 minutes & 23secs) has been held by a Nigerian man since 2013. Danny Zara says she will be attempting to set a new record of 200hours.

She also need strong men to line up for selection , because the present record holder did more than 600+ men.

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No man deserves this| latest Liberian comedy-by Papa Sheriff & Pauline| Sheriff Skits

Riddle of the day.
WHAT INCREASES THE MORE YOU SUBSTRATE FROM IT AND DECREASES THE MORE YOU ADD TO IT?
correct answer gets a recharge card.
We will do the video if we don’t get the answer. Let’s gooo…
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I’m listening to ‘No More’ by Faithvonic of Africa and Mz PILLz. It’s maad..♥️

Faithvonic & Pillz - No More Faithvonic & Pillz - No More Links. Available on all popular platforms.

The Lifianblog extend our Ramadan greetings to our Muslim brothers and sisters in Liberia 🇱🇷 and around the world.
With a special shout-out to our own Lofian actor Papa Sheriff. The guy dressed like the real Osama Ben Laden😂
Eid Mubarak brother 🙏🙏🙏

So sad for our country (Liberia).
Liberia is not a Christian nation, stop slamming Hon Karishma Pelham Raad Only because she recommended that the president declares this year's Ramadan day as a holiday. We are all preaching messages of love and unity on a daily basis but in our hearts we hate each other. Liberia is for everyone and no one group of people has the right to put their name on it. Muslims are our brothers and so we must respect their opinions even if we can't grant them. But sadly I see many of you who claim to be educated calling Muslims foreigners and saying that Liberia is a Christian State. Your hatred for Islam or Muslims in this country shouldn't make you an educated fool, we're all the same people with equal rights under the law. Isn't it sad that you're referring to your classmates, schoolmates, co-workers, teammates, business partners, landlords, tenants and even roommates as foreigners? When are we going to grow in our minds in this country? Liberia will never progress with these kinds of hatreds in our hearts for others. Some comments under Karishma's post really got me thinking why we Liberians still think this negative of others when we are all the same. The Bible says "Love your neighbor as yourself" but sadly Liberians took the opposite of this verse.
You claim to be educated but don't even understand your own constitution and history, cause if you do, you won't be saying anything stupid about Muslims in this country because Islam was in this country before Christianity arrived. I'm not advocating for a holiday but asking you to respect others views and suggestions in handling issues. Love is one of the major tools for development of nation that we're missing out on in this country.
Thank you Hon Karishma Hon Karishma Pelham-RaadHon Karishma Pelham-RaadHon Karishma Pelham-Raad for your recommendation even if it is not granted. Liberians have seen your stands when it comes to religious tolerance already.
ONE NATION INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.❤️❤️❤️

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When Nollywood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives, here is what some of them will say..

Ramsey Noah :
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not,why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the ụmụnna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs :
"Now,I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum :
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her,but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey,I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"

Meet the New PR of our own trapco giant Barsee.
Press Release
For Immediate Effect
April 17, 2023

We are glad to announce the new PR for our trap artist, Barsee Kollie III alias Barsee Mocopala Kiloda. Meet
Arthur Kowah, the PR.

As a seasoned Public Relations Strategist, Arthur Kowah has over 7 years of experience developing and executing communication strategies for various organizations. He possesses excellent communication skills, both written and verbal, and has a proven track record of crafting compelling messages and stories that resonate with target audiences.

Arthur has a deep understanding of media relations and has established strong relationships with journalists and media outlets, resulting in extensive coverage for his clients. He is also well-versed in social media platforms and has successfully leveraged these channels to promote brands and engage with customers.

In addition to his communication skills, Arthur is a strategic thinker with a keen ability to analyze market trends and consumer behaviour. He has successfully developed and executed communication campaigns that have driven business growth and achieved organizational goals.

As a leader, he is skilled in managing and collaborating with a team of PR professionals. He is able to provide clear direction, delegate tasks, and ensure that everyone is working towards the same goal.

Overall, Arthur is a results-driven PR strategist. He is dedicated to building and maintaining a positive reputation for his clients. His skills in communication, strategy, leadership, and management make him an asset to any clients looking to enhance their public image and achieve their desired goals.

He will function as a trusted counsel, inform and communicate (internally and externally), shape and enhance artist's image, launch new innovations, and promote and coordinate all media related activities.

Kind regards,
Edwin Olu Bestman
Local Manager

Another legend is born.

This naija guy doesn't like Portable and Burna Boy at all.
Swagg wey Deng took two years to put together, na him you want compare to Burna's🤣
is our artist but the truth is, he no fit dress close to Burna.
Not to talk of pass him. This life indeed no balance 🤣🤣

"Your music videos are in SAFE hands.
GAZA 🎥"
JJackie RussRJackie Russis a blessing to Liberian entertainment I swear.

Fans in Saudi Arabia keep chanting Leo Messi name as if he's playing there. Cristiano Ronaldo who plays in the Saudi pro league doesn't have such influence, wow!!!
Messi is indeed the undisputed 🐐💪💪
CriCristiano Ronaldo Fans ArabnCristiano Ronaldo Fans ArabnCristiano Ronaldo Fans ArabaCristiano Ronaldo Fans ArabiCristino Ronaldo fansnCristino Ronaldo fansnCristino Ronaldo fansur Ghost was again throwing the people's armband 😂

Wow!! Ladies and gentlemen.
Meet Sanoh DeBarber, a veteran hairstylist/designer at the Tuzee Salon. This guy can make women approach you after designing you with his magic fingers.
Tuzee Salon is arguably the best salon currently in town located right opposite York Plaza in Old Road, Monrovia. They provide services to both males and females for a very little cost that you can afford. Go there and thank us later 👍
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Liberia's Chief Zoe, Zanzan Karwor is on his way to represent Liberia at the UN Headquarters in the USA.
I can't understand lay olor papay oooo.
While his freneh flying like eagles and disappearing and just appear to their destinations, he here flying plans whole day 🤣🤣🤣.
I Jeh Laugh 🤣

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Lofa Night Celebrations
PRESS RELEASE.
Lofa County will on Tuesday March 14, 2023, stage the biggest festivity to commemorate the achievements of the county in the areas of athletics and culture.
It can be recorded that Lofa County during the 2022/2023 competitions in National County Meet and National Heritage achieved and won big awards and prizes.
Lofa finished as winners in Kickball, thereby retaining the Kickball crown. The county won second place in football and third place in Basketball. Lofa also won the National Heritage competition, making the county the overall winner in the competition.
It is in this backdrop that the Lofa County Authorities and the County Sports Steering Committee have decided not to allow these achievements to go by unnoticed.
Following series of meetings in Monrovia and Zorzor, the Planning committee under the leadership of Emmanuel Kortu has set March 14, 2023, for celebrations in Monrovia before moving to Lofa for three days of celebrations.
The ceremony dubbed “Lofa Night” takes place at the Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf Ministerial Complex in Congo Town beginning at 5pm. The Lofa Night which will be celebrated on the theme; “Celebrating Lofa Excellence” will honor and award several sons and daughters of the county who have played pivotal roles in ensuring that Lofa County became successful in the past year.
Several side attractions will enlighten the celebrations with Lofa County musicians, cultural artists and comedians lighting up the scene with various performances.
The Lofa Steering Committee headed by Momo Tarnue Cyrus is calling on all Lofians to grace the celebrations as the event is being planned to pay tributes to individuals who have greatly impacted Lofa to success in the sporting and cultural arenas.
The honorees will be presented plaques and certificates. The Lofa Night will be graced by several top officials of the county and government.
Signed: Lofa County Steering Committee
Source: Lofa County Sports Association -Lofa County Sports Association - LOSALofa County Sports Association - LOSALofa County Sports Association - LOSALofa County Sports Association - LOSA

The heat is on between BaBa 2switt and Teddyride.
2switt know how to write bad way oooooo.... He writes

"People been hating on young blood for the longest, they already had a gun against you and you give them the bullet 💯 why you love to put yourself in big people thing? Why respond to a post that your name isn't mentioned on? They want me Make you depressed but no. You have always showed me respect, play low fight for number 2 or three and if you're qualified and meet the criteria state fact. Ps" I will not be the big brother that end your career, wise up"

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Hi ladies and gentlemen.
Today is the birthday of actor Alex Z Sehgbean official, Alex is a Liberian actor well known for his perfection in gangster acts.
The Liberian actor has featured in several Liberian films including a recent international project tag '8 in One' where he acted alongside famous Nollywood icons Sylvester Madu and Labista.
Alex keeps pushing his dream towards hitting the global stage.
Let's wish this gifted Liberian young man a happy birthday as he celebrates today ❤️👍.
Happy birthday Alex.

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I said it earlier but people thought I was joking about BaBa 2switt post being directed to Teddyride.
Ayy getting serious 😎
In response to 2switt, Teddride writers
"All that small small thing em u naming make you rich? I don't have that type of richness. My richness is the life that I have.

People with Genuine n legit Income don’t brag about being rich, they keep working n showing results

I Remember meeting rich people on the train in UK n millionaire in the vip on Chelsea stadium, they wasn’t self proclaiming riches, basically once ur today is better than yesterday in the country I’m from u automatically have low keys enemies 😂😂
2 Chinese cars?
I know I motivate lot of young people in my country to graduate from the crowd mentality n don’t see opportunities as scam…

pls hustle n be humble…..
My lil Quiet Year people still picking fuss on me

March 19 TM FESTIVAL"

Teddride used to Sharp in KpaKpantost year, but I wan see this will end against 2Switt.
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BaBa 2switt took to his page to Bragg about being the richest Artis in Liberia 🇱🇷.
The Singer wrote below 👇
"Apart from me being the richest artist in Liberia 🇱🇷 show number 2 and 3 respectively.
Please note: not owner of 2 Chinese car ooh or someone that is renting.
Qualifications. Business owner, investor, real estate executive, paying more than 30 persons salaries. Add your own there 🦍🦍🦍🦍"

My question is, could this be an indirect thought towards Teddyride who many believe is the richest artist in Lib 🇱🇷 after a fake Google screenshot?

Meet Indian MC CARO 🤣🤣🤣
She's willing to get feature by our MC Caro for free.
An international collabo ahead for king Caro.

Lay way Quincy B's son resemble Kobazzie, your ain't think DNA will be necessary?🚶🚶
BeBenita Urey OfficialrBenita Urey OfficialfBenita Urey Officialow you see it?

Congratulations, Leo Messi becomes first player in history to hit 700 goals. GOAT for a reason.

🚨 Mohammed Kudus scored a Great Free Kick GOAL for Ajax & paid a heartwarming tribute to Christian Atsu. 🙏❤️

Mohammed Kudus was supposed to receive a yellow card for his tribute to Christian Atsu as he removed his jersey but The referee Pol van Boekel opted not to book him. ❤️👏👏

🚨🗣️ Kudus: "We have football rules but this is beyond football, this is about life and death. The referee told me it's not allowed (shirt removal) but he understands because this is a bigger situation than football. A big respect from me to the referee."
Football is indeed unique.
A HUGE RESPECT TO THAT REFEREE. A LEGEND! ❤️👏

So lay people dorlor jeh wanted to get popular by tannishing lay meh reputation?
This too is Liberia 😂

Joke of the day

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌
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Cristiano Ronaldo na get nothing sound in front of him😝😝😝.

Memphis Depay celebrated his 29th birthday on February 13 in style, with the Dutch star dropping a brand new single to celebrate his new age as well as his new club Atletico Madrid.

Depay signed for Atletico in the January transfer window after seeing regular minutes hard to come by under Xavi at Barcelona, and with the Catalan club also keen to get him off their wage bill.
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5 Months Old Baby Discovered Along Gbarnga-Ganta Highway

By: Joseph Titus Yekeryan

A five month old baby boy was on Thursday discovered in a nearby bush along the Gbarnga-Ganta Highway few miles away from Palala, Kpai District.

According to eyewitnesses, the baby was discovered by some market women who were in route to the Palala market to sell their locally produce.

According to our B**g County Correspondent, upon the discovery of the baby, he was immediately rushed to the Palala Health Center for observation.

To save the baby's life, medical practitioners at the Palala Health Center later forwarded the baby to Phebe Hospital for proper care.

Since he was taken to the hospital, no information has been received up to press time.

The mother of the baby is yet to be identified even though a preliminary check on the physical appearance of the baby states that there is no wounds on him.

The B**g County Detachment of the Liberia National Police has launched an investigation to establish how the baby got into the bush and who the parents are.
So pepo chunking their baby neh naaa...

Detail to follow soon