Mai Tino diaries

This is my ideal breakfast when I'm home sick .I miss home.

Monday

That whole Friday vibes who's in?

Im following back everyone

Baba Harare kana makatiza kujiti kuti musaimbe namaiTt vaburitsawo gospel collabo takaenda takaenda

Happy independence Namibia

Good morning people

I feel purple today

DIFFERENT TYPES OF HUSBANDS:

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND.
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Talking to my vazukuru in 2040:

*Me*: Once upon a time, there was a president who lost elections, beat his rivals and murdered his opposition's supporters, called for another election and ran by himself and declared himself winner.

*Grandkids*: Sekuru matanga kunyeba manje! Who does that?

*Me*: Aizve, chokwadi vazukuru. Ahhh, akaita muzukuru wake wekutanga akazvarwa iye atove ne more than 90 years. Vanhu million vakatopinda mu road vachiti toda kuti arambe achititonga kusvika paanoda.

*Grandkids*: Haiwawo, hakuna zvinhu zvakapusa kudaro sekuru.

*Me*: Wait! He even read a wrong speech for 30 minutes and people clapped hands!

*Grandkids*: (In muffled voices) Sekuru kunyeba, aiwa kana!!!!!

*Me*: Aiti kana akanzwa zino kurwadza, ainorapwa mhiri kwamakungwa, kuSingapore✈️.

*Grandkids*: Hee heee. Ko manga musina maDentist here munyika muno mese? Asi kwaiita $1 kuenda kanhi kuSingapore kwacho?

*Me*: Aiwa, nyika yaibhadhara $5 million every trip.

*Grandkids*: 😳Haa sekuru, $5 million munoiziva imi.

*Me*: Muri kutodaro henyu, muzukuru wake iyeye akaberekerwa ikoko kuSingapore, president iyeye akatotora ✈️ ndege yenyika kunotora muzukuru wake, hurumende ikatobhadhara $5 million.

*Grandkids*: 😇 Aah aah aah. Asi sekuru nhema dzenyu idzi munenge mambodzifunga nguvai chaizvo.

*Me*: Akamboti achiburuka mundege ndokudonha, vanhu vakazonzwikwa vachitaura kuti
akadonha vakapera kusungwa nekurohwa.

*Grandkids*: Ha goodnite sekuru, zvakwana!!!!! makamboona kupi munhu achisungirwa izvozvo. Next time hatidzoke futi kuno kuholiday mukaramba muchinyeba so sekuru.

😂😂😂😂😂

Chero yanyora

COLD UNTIL AUGUST REMEMBER: Starting tomorrow at 5:00 am: 27 hours we will experience the APHELION PHENOMENON. The Earth will be very far from the Sun ☀️. We cannot see the phenomenon, but we CAN feel its impact. This will last until the month of August. We will have cold weather, MORE THAN EVER COLD, which will result in flu, cough, difficulty breathing, etc. We must increase immunity by consuming lots of vitamins and supplements to make our health strong. The distance from Earth to the Sun is 5 light minutes or 90 million km. The Aphelion phenomenon takes us 152 million km away from the Sun, that is, 66% further. The air will get colder, our bodies are not used to this temperature, there is a big difference. We must maintain our health conditions as much as possible, it doesn't matter if it is cloudy or sunny, the increase in cold will be the same!!! Please share this information with all your family and friends. As many people as possible so they can also take precautions. *LETS TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES!!*

Mamwe manzwi echirungu amungada kuziva muchishona:

1. Collection - Bwerengedzo
2. Signature - Bharabhadzoyemvumirano
3. Chaos - mvongamupfopfopfo
4. Research - Tsvakurudzo
5. Responsibility - Musengwatundumawetarisiro
6. Controversy - Jandukunyandu
7. Neck tie👔 - Gavirerukudzo
8. Wondering - Gundamusaira
9. Insight - Mhesvedzero
10. Obstacle - Chimhingamupinyi.
11. Ice-cream - Chando mutapi
12. Troublesome wife - Chihera.
13. troublesome boyfriend - Craig

Zvanda taura ndizvozvo, handidi kuitiswa nharo ne zvinhu zve mhanga mhanga

Someone balance me ex wife and current wife for Malawian president in same plane ndinzwisisise

A WOMAN GETS ATTACHED TO A MAN AFTER S*X :-

1. Women naively believe what they hear.

The way to a woman is through her ears. For a man to sleep with a woman, he says what the woman wants to hear:

“You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. You are so smart, focused, and intelligent.”
This way, she doesn’t feel like he’s taking her for a fool. And whoops, she falls into his trap!

2. Women believe in love.

Outside marriage, men are just cheaters (irresponsible men). For men, there’s no love gained or lost. After s*x, a man walks away with zero feelings. The game is over. She’s left confused and wounded. Women don’t easily slow down after intimacy.

3. Women are more emotional by nature.

The woman’s body releases volumes of oxytocin during intimacy. This is the hormone responsible for bonding. She naturally gets emotionally attached to the man she slept with. And the more time he takes with her, the more attached she becomes.

4. Women are nurturers by nature.

Women unconsciously nurture relationships the same way they nurture babies. Women foster and nourish whatever comes their way including grownup men.

5. S*x for women is an act of submission.

When a woman sleeps with a man, she totally trusts him. In s*x, a woman surrenders her life, will, and body to the man to do with her as he wishes. That’s why women get broken to pieces when relationships break down.

Remember: Pre-marital s*x is rampant anywhere especially in the younger generation, S*x is a part of their exploration of happiness with the opposite s*x. Many single mothers experience s*x without Love. Then later on they will realize the bad effects and result of being pregnant. I hope and pray to all our young generation to make S*x as a Sacred Act of Marriage. And not in a way of amusement.

Happy Friday

Solo naMutsai

Self love

For all your hair and beard growth chebe powder and karkar oil straight from kenya

Mwari kana ndiri onion ingondikangai ndakadaro raining rese tinzwe kunhuwirira rofunga kuti kwabikwa huku .

Imboonaiwo bhanduru rangu nhasi



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