Crosspen comedy

Wïll you fäll in love with me jejely or should I usë juju ? Yes you. I’m askïng the gïrl readïng thïs post 🥴🤗

Sweetheart I used ur ATM card and withdraw 170k to make my hair 🙄

Reply as the BF 😂😂😂🤣

When the devil 👿 can't reach you he sends you a broke guy with
A nice dick. 😂😂🏃🏃🏃🤷🤷

As a woman 7 days to ur marriage u catch ur husband having s*x with another woman on bed will u continue the marriage😥

Let's contribute and cook jollof
Rice 🍚🍚

I donate spoon 🥄🥄

When your D**çk is sweet, you don't need to tell her to raise her legs 🙄
She will look for a place and hang it herself😅

I will like to marry someonefunny like me,we can just wake-up by midnight and start laughing cos we forgot our kids at school😂

I was owing MTN 1K so I broke the SIM card and bought
another one, after registration, I

got a text."So it's you
again"😁😂

I am an object 😃 😊
Am long 😒, but after using me
I will be short

Legend only

Please fan's any body that when to do exercise comedy on he/her occasion should drop comment I will be there life thank you for that

My baby post that people born in October no Sabi nack and I was born in October 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Garri vs Akamu vote ends tomorrow

Guy! make sure u got dat girl pregnant before going back to the city, opportunity come but once oo.
Na advise I dey give u 🚶🚶🚶

I hate nonsense, who transfer 31million Dollar to my account without my consent
😏I hate nonsense🤣

Please am I good to enter 2023 with this picture

No LACK
No LOST
then No LIMITATIONS
in this YEAR, 2023
in your LIVES in Jesus name

Happy New month fans anything you loss last year this year double of it will locate you Amen

If you want to get money next year follow me and roll in the grand in this cross over night that money will come believe it let go

Between Messi, Ronaldo and Garri who has more fans in Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣

Who will borrow me Garri My Garri don finish what will do for this January

My girlfriend posted, "Real men are born in December"

And I was born in April😒

Na Garri Dem suppose dey call "Instant" not noddles

Like "Instant Garri" 😂

What if ashawo decided to post all her customers pix online just to appreciate them bro,are you safe 🤣🤣....🏃🏃🏃🏃

I can not wait to wash you people happy New year drop your account number let me give you people some thing

I give u my room key make u carry ur babe go. U get mind go warm soup, boil water make my last garri 😭😫😭

knacking award goes to ur
Second female @ oya bring her out,
Make her feel special, E no easy
😂😂😂

U will build 🏠
U will drive 🚗 🚁🚤
U wil have children🤰🤱👪
U will not beg🤲
My wishes and prayers for you🙇‍♂️🙏

Thank God for keeping us alive to is this 25 of December I pray that surprise
Package 📦 will locate you Amen

Not in jail 🔗
Not in hospital 🏥
Not in the grave ⚰️

Thank you God🙇‍♂️🙏

TNX 20k followers
I appreciate
Christmas gift 🎁 dey come

Let’s check on our active fans so we can send giveaway properly.
Your name
Location and picture

Tomorrow is 25 December I hope you will carry your dancing shoes 👟 we go scatter church oooo

True happiness is seeing that your children turned out to be good people!
🥰

No cheating oh 🙉
Oyah close ur eyes
And type Tik tok
Mine: tok hol

I just finish eating in my neighbor house pls how long should I wait so that it won't look like I come because of food 🙈😂

If Ur mum ask u to kneel down let her pray 4 u, and Ur dad ask u to stand to offer u 1 million Us dollars, who will u obey🤷🙄

Apart from pregnancy what else do sp*rms do in woman ♀️ boy
Girls only

Hookup award for 2022 goes to the first female that appears when you press @
Don't be afraid, infact drag her out 🤣🤣